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[Kileyan]

Relinquished2 wrote...

It's shepard's cross species playboy book. If you haven't noticed, Shepard has a fetisch for Quarians, that's why he gets a ****** when he's talking with Tali.

Shep has a fetish for every squadmate race except Krogan. Geth and Sarian don't count, they are new on the ship and he doesn't want to freak them out.

Don't single out the Quarians.

ME3 will open up with Shep being stripped of his command until he takes 6 weeks of hour a day classes on the proper behavior in the workplace while the reapers close in. Which will consist of him and all his love interests sitting around during the seminar and making sexual innuedo jokes and giggling.

[notphrog]

Kileyan wrote...

Relinquished2 wrote...

It's shepard's cross species playboy book. If you haven't noticed, Shepard has a fetisch for Quarians, that's why he gets a ****** when he's talking with Tali.

Shep has a fetish for every squadmate race except Krogan. Geth and Sarian don't count, they are new on the ship and he doesn't want to freak them out.

Don't single out the Quarians.

ME3 will open up with Shep being stripped of his command until he takes 6 weeks of hour a day classes on the proper behavior in the workplace while the reapers close in. Which will consist of him and all his love interests sitting around during the seminar and making sexual innuedo jokes and giggling.

Please, Bioware, do this. Even as an optional, humorous scene like Mordin's sex advice.

[PARAGON87]

You know it took me two playthoughs to figure out that the picture on the cover is actually a Hanar spread out on a bed.

Modifié par PARAGON87, 16 février 2010 - 04:04 .

[Jigero]

I think we need an IRL version of Fornax, I'd buy it in a second.

[OverlordNexas]

Jigero wrote...

I think we need an IRL version of Fornax, I'd buy it in a second.

No need. Rule 34. Its out there somewhere.

[UnstableMongoose]

Captain Anderson is going to chew you out about wanking it while the galaxy needs saving. Either that or your mother (if you have a spacer background).

[Jigero]

OverlordNexas wrote...

Jigero wrote...

I think we need an IRL version of Fornax, I'd buy it in a second.

No need. Rule 34. Its out there somewhere.

screw fan art, I'm talking official stuff.

[HomicidialFrog]

Oh it's just a Xenophilic mag. Yeah, Shepard has a thing for female Hanar...yeah.

[aznsoisauce]

I hope there's a flag for you buying Fornax in the save file. Wait...I've done this on every one of my play throughs so far. Hope I'm not setting my Sheps up for something horrible.



Yes...I can see it now. Shepard is going around the galaxy gathering allies for the war against the Reapers. One group refuses, saying Shepard is xenophilic scum.

[The Tony Show]

Genit-elcor and Krogasm both made me laugh out loud when I read the Codex entry.

Great little easter egg joke there, Bioware people.

[Kwonnern]

Launched in 2167, the human-published magazine presents the galaxy with raunchy pictures of models from various races. With a predominance of unisexual asari models the publication also depicts both male and female quarians, drell, batarians and volus.

By its fifth year Fornax became the first human magazine to offer full five-sensory stimulation.

It has a monthly publishing of 127 million and is available both in hard-copy and for direct download. Specialty editions such as "Genit-elcor" and "Krogasm" service devoted but smaller markets.


LOL!

Modifié par Kwonnern, 16 février 2010 - 04:08 .

[Maj.Pain007]

lol this is the last time I buy everything for the sake of buying it.

[Cypher0020]

I'd like to know how it stimulates all five senses....



oh geez, that means Shep will have a really dirty mind...





and krogasm....?



-dies laughing-

[Ooga600]

quote from the codex:



"...the first human magazine to offer full five-sensory stimulation..."



O.o

[Ooga600]

OverlordNexas wrote...

Jigero wrote...

I think we need an IRL version of Fornax, I'd buy it in a second.

No need. Rule 34. Its out there somewhere.

R34 doesn't have "full five sensory stimulation"

[Bryy_Miller]

It's so you can fornicate to the max.

[KumoriOokami]

I feel like buying this should be a Kelly Chambers quest.

[Kit-Kat-Kun]

Is that a hanar on its back on the cover? Looks funny..

[Zalmida]

My jaw hit the floor when I saw this thing for sale. After I bought it, I couldn't stop laughing and made all my friends come and look at it. They don't talk to me as much anymore.

[RPGmom28]

I noticed that there's a fangroup on here with that name catering to men who want to 'see' Miranda, Jack, Liara, etc in the buff. Let me know when there's something similar for us ladies. Ahem, Kaidan, Joker, Jacob....

Fanart is good. 

Modifié par RPGmom28, 16 février 2010 - 04:38 .

[newcomplex]

lol. I'm mentally hearing the boring codex guy read the codex entry for Fornax now.

[Thargorichiban]

I don't know about you guys, but my Shepard bought it for the articles...

[jimmyjoefro]

Shep needs to be submitting monthly articles. "How to Hook Up with an Asari Scientist", "How to Get a Quarians Out of Her Suit", "What's It Like with a Bald Biotic?", "Yes, There are Green Asari, and She Looks Good", and "How To Impress a Krogan Female".

Modifié par jimmyjoefro, 16 février 2010 - 04:53 .