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[Gamine]

Thargorichiban wrote...

I don't know about you guys, but my Shepard bought it for the articles...

Shepard was only in the store to ask for directions on how to get away from there!

[JJDrakken]

It is also a Dialogue Option for EDI & Joker, when you give em crap up in the cockpit, she states some "YOUR" Codex entries are outlawed in Alliance space(talking about your porn stash)





JJ

[Kileyan]

notphrog wrote...

Kileyan wrote...

Relinquished2 wrote...

It's shepard's cross species playboy book. If you haven't noticed, Shepard has a fetisch for Quarians, that's why he gets a ****** when he's talking with Tali.

Shep has a fetish for every squadmate race except Krogan. Geth and Sarian don't count, they are new on the ship and he doesn't want to freak them out.

Don't single out the Quarians.

ME3 will open up with Shep being stripped of his command until he takes 6 weeks of hour a day classes on the proper behavior in the workplace while the reapers close in. Which will consist of him and all his love interests sitting around during the seminar and making sexual innuedo jokes and giggling.

Please, Bioware, do this. Even as an optional, humorous scene like Mordin's sex advice.

Could happen, the HR people hold much power, they could supercede the safety of the galaxy. if someone complained they were groped during a drunken Xmas party.

[JJDrakken]

Plus Joker is flirting with EDI!!!









JJ

[Trauma3x]

Ummm...based off what I've seen in ME2 isn't it some sorta extinct race that could have been killed off create the "Reapers"....

[notphrog]

Kileyan wrote...

notphrog wrote...

Kileyan wrote...

Relinquished2 wrote...

It's shepard's cross species playboy book. If you haven't noticed, Shepard has a fetisch for Quarians, that's why he gets a ****** when he's talking with Tali.

Shep has a fetish for every squadmate race except Krogan. Geth and Sarian don't count, they are new on the ship and he doesn't want to freak them out.

Don't single out the Quarians.

ME3 will open up with Shep being stripped of his command until he takes 6 weeks of hour a day classes on the proper behavior in the workplace while the reapers close in. Which will consist of him and all his love interests sitting around during the seminar and making sexual innuedo jokes and giggling.

Please, Bioware, do this. Even as an optional, humorous scene like Mordin's sex advice.

Could happen, the HR people hold much power, they could supercede the safety of the galaxy. if someone complained they were groped during a drunken Xmas party.

Maybe someone found femshep too forward.
HAH! Someone probably filed a complaint against Jack as her clothes aren't very workplace friendly.

[ScaperDeage]

I had purchased it with the intention of giving it to Kelly as a joke (though I'm sure she would have loved it considering some of the things she says). I was sadly disappointed when I could not.

[KainrycKarr]

....
first human magazine to offer full five-sensory stimulation.
....
Genit-elcor and Krogasm


Canadians sure is interesting people.

[Gamine]

justinnstuff wrote...

ScaperDeage wrote...

I had purchased it with the intention of giving it to Kelly as a joke (though I'm sure she would have loved it considering some of the things she says). I was sadly disappointed when I could not.

I originally thought because every purchasable item has a point, that this was the point of that item. I did the same thing and no extra dialogue. Although it would be creepy thinking about it.

"Hi, I'm your commander. I know you like aliens, have this alien magazine called Fornax..."

How would you write the dialogue for that?

"Here's some porn. Feed my fish."
Too direct?

[ScaperDeage]

justinnstuff wrote...

ScaperDeage wrote...

I had purchased it with the intention of giving it to Kelly as a joke (though I'm sure she would have loved it considering some of the things she says). I was sadly disappointed when I could not.

I originally thought because every purchasable item has a point, that this was the point of that item. I did the same thing and no extra dialogue. Although it would be creepy thinking about it.

"Hi, I'm your commander. I know you like aliens, have this alien magazine called Fornax..."

How would you write the dialogue for that?

I'm sure there would be dialogue that would work, I'm just too tired right now to think of it. But then Kelly is strange and if you handed it to her and was like "Saw this at one of the shops and thought you'd find it interesting," she'd probably just squee and ask how you knew Fornax was her favorite magazine.

[Nastrod]

It was put into the game for the people that want to stay faithful to their ME1 LI

[ScaperDeage]

EbolaLola wrote...

justinnstuff wrote...

ScaperDeage wrote...

I had purchased it with the intention of giving it to Kelly as a joke (though I'm sure she would have loved it considering some of the things she says). I was sadly disappointed when I could not.

I originally thought because every purchasable item has a point, that this was the point of that item. I did the same thing and no extra dialogue. Although it would be creepy thinking about it.

"Hi, I'm your commander. I know you like aliens, have this alien magazine called Fornax..."

How would you write the dialogue for that?

"Here's some porn. Feed my fish."
Too direct?

If only getting her to feed your fish was that easy. But then with our luck she'd forget to feed them and they'd die anyway because she was too engrossed in "reading". 

[notphrog]

EbolaLola wrote...

justinnstuff wrote...

ScaperDeage wrote...

I had purchased it with the intention of giving it to Kelly as a joke (though I'm sure she would have loved it considering some of the things she says). I was sadly disappointed when I could not.

I originally thought because every purchasable item has a point, that this was the point of that item. I did the same thing and no extra dialogue. Although it would be creepy thinking about it.

"Hi, I'm your commander. I know you like aliens, have this alien magazine called Fornax..."

How would you write the dialogue for that?

"Here's some porn. Feed my fish."
Too direct?

Sometimes the most obvious approach is the best.

[notphrog]

justinnstuff wrote...

ScaperDeage wrote...

EbolaLola wrote...

justinnstuff wrote...

ScaperDeage wrote...

I had purchased it with the intention of giving it to Kelly as a joke (though I'm sure she would have loved it considering some of the things she says). I was sadly disappointed when I could not.

I originally thought because every purchasable item has a point, that this was the point of that item. I did the same thing and no extra dialogue. Although it would be creepy thinking about it.

"Hi, I'm your commander. I know you like aliens, have this alien magazine called Fornax..."

How would you write the dialogue for that?

"Here's some porn. Feed my fish."
Too direct?

If only getting her to feed your fish was that easy. But then with our luck she'd forget to feed them and they'd die anyway because she was too engrossed in "reading". 

As another poster said, you read Fornax for the "articles". 

Five-sensory stimulation means we feel if for the articles.

[GodWood]

I simply love these words; krogasm and genit-elcor (pronounced gentitalcor)

[Maj.Pain007]

This is Fornax



http://www.nasa.gov/.../pia12835d.html

[slackbheep]

It was for Garrus I swear!

[Pauravi]

How else are you supposed to learn about Quarian erogenous zones?

[ZennExile]

Didn't you guys hear that EA bought the rights to a popular underground tentacle porn publishing contract and are doing secret market research?

I thought this was old news....

[AntWrig]

Cypher0020 wrote...

so wait.... its.....an... adult mag? a porn mag?

o.o

Oh my....I guess Shep's gonna stash that under his/her bed and pray no one finds it

I can't read the tiny print when you buy it....

Stash it under his bed? Shepard saved the galaxy once, and came back from the dead. That makes him 100% Alpha. Alpha's don't store magazines like Fornax under their bed. They put it on their desk right next to the picture of their LI.

Modifié par AntWrig, 19 février 2010 - 03:11 .

[Darth Sithari]

They should have had it appear in Shep's bathroom next to the toilet.