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[OH-UP-THIS!]

Just wait until, Ash/kaiden, find it............Oh the thoughts forthcoming.

[Vaenier]

Cypher0020 wrote...

Also wonder why no squadmates wonder WHY their commander has an erotic magazine?

its to learn how to have sex with garrus. you never go into foreign territory without proper intel

[Gavinthelocust]

I bet that if I checked Kelly's quarters I would find a Fornax.

Modifié par Gavinthelocust, 19 février 2010 - 03:21 .

[Deflagratio]

The galaxy's finest Xenophelia.

Subsidiares are Genit-Elcore and Krogasm.

Having access to Fornax, and the scientific Genius of Dr.Mordin Solus (There is a special dialog if you have a romance line finished before you do his loyalty) lead to this:

Tali: Just so you I know, I'm running a fever, I have a cough, and my sinuses are filled with something I don't even want to think about...

....And it was so worth it.

[UnAffectedFiddle]

Truth be told though...if you were new to space like humanity and all these crazy aliens were around...you'd buy it out of morbid curiosity. Look how badly Garrus/Tali etc fans want to see them look like. How could you turn down the chance to see a Volus outside of a suit, or get the full impact of the Krogan term "You've got a pair of quads!".

[HAGA NAGA]

Gavinthelocust wrote...

I bet that if I checked Kelly's quarters I would find a Fornax.

yeah. that and some hanar ******'y things.

[xXDWARFAREXx]

If you didn't get the Fornax mag in ME2, you fail to save the universe in ME3. It's the one great weakness of the reapers, Hanar Pr0n. You only have to show a scan of that mag, and they all shut down their systems immidiately in order to escape the sheer, and confusing, horror.

[Empiro]

What I like most is that the magazine proves that humans are a bunch of pervs. Alien civilization has been around for thousands of years, and as soon as humans show up, you get a porno mag about aliens.

Modifié par Empiro, 19 février 2010 - 03:58 .

[KirkyX]

Maj.Pain007 wrote...

This is Fornax

http://www.nasa.gov/.../pia12835d.html

Well, I'm turned on.

[LOLandStuff]

Fornax stands for space fornication with a kinky X at the end.

[KirkyX]

LOLandStuff wrote...

Fornax stands for space fornication with a kinky X at the end.

You called?

[HAGA NAGA]

KirkyX wrote...

LOLandStuff wrote...

Fornax stands for space fornication with a kinky X at the end.

You called?

DAH!  nice.

[docthe12th]

Unofficial Codex Entry #1: "After defeating the Reaper menace (please note, "Reapers" are only a rumor. The huge fleet attacking civilized space could have been anyone) Commander Shepard went into early retirement from a paramilitary career for what he called 'personal research for the continued positive interaaction of all sapients' .  A contract with Fornax magazine was rumored to be established, though reporters were unable to reach Shepard for a confirmation, and the magazine's publishers remain silent.

Modifié par docthe12th, 19 février 2010 - 05:07 .

[Roachefort]

As EDI says:

"There is nothing wrong with off duty distractions... though some of your extranet bookmarks are technically illegal in council space."