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[RequiemValorum]

You two are a little disturbing, you do realise that she is a computer generated image right?



On a more serious note Chakwas acts as the maternal figure of the crew, someone who cares for everyone.



Its a crime that she has been given such poor amount of dialog in both ME1 and 2. For such a popular character I would like to see joker levels of interaction.

[HAGA NAGA]

Jake71887 wrote...

dcrypt wrote...

The hottest gilf ever.

I would like to boink her in ME3.

Ever notice that after you and her get drunk, she's sprawled out on a lab bed, and you're at the foot of it staring at her drunkenly?


Who's to say you didn't get yourself some of the good ol' doctor's medicine? 

uh huh. we had a "really" good time and i'd be more than willing to do it again more than "once a year". sexy old gal.

[Jake71887]

HAGA NAGA wrote...


uh huh. we had a "really" good time and i'd be more than willing to do it again more than "once a year". sexy old gal.

Just try not to break her hip there killa. 

[dcrypt]

RequiemValorum wrote...

You two are a little disturbing, you do realise that she is a computer generated image right?

On a more serious note Chakwas acts as the maternal figure of the crew, someone who cares for everyone.

Its a crime that she has been given such poor amount of dialog in both ME1 and 2. For such a popular character I would like to see joker levels of interaction.

We got freaks up in here wanting to bang a frog, a raptor, a god knows what in a suit.

You can't honestly come to these boards and accuse us of being disturbing. At least she's human.

[HAGA NAGA]

Jake71887 wrote...

HAGA NAGA wrote...


uh huh. we had a "really" good time and i'd be more than willing to do it again more than "once a year". sexy old gal.

Just try not to break her hip there killa. 

it'd be the best broken hip she ever had, but no i don't want that. i just want the old bird to get wet and have a good time ya know. god love her, she's the best.

[dcrypt]

HAGA NAGA wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

HAGA NAGA wrote...


uh huh. we had a "really" good time and i'd be more than willing to do it again more than "once a year". sexy old gal.

Just try not to break her hip there killa. 

it'd be the best broken hip she ever had, but no i don't want that. i just want the old bird to get wet and have a good time ya know. god love her, she's the best.

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[Jake71887]

HAGA NAGA wrote...

it'd be the best broken hip she ever had, but no i don't want that. i just want the old bird to get wet and have a good time ya know. god love her, she's the best.

You Samara is even OLDER... just saying... 

[Massadonious1]

[HAGA NAGA]

Jake71887 wrote...

HAGA NAGA wrote...

it'd be the best broken hip she ever had, but no i don't want that. i just want the old bird to get wet and have a good time ya know. god love her, she's the best.

You Samara is even OLDER... just saying... 

no arguments on the other "cougar" you mention, but there is just something about Chakwas. anyway, think this might help other people understand:

[Barker673]

This thread made me giggle at least.



"At least she's human!"

[Jake71887]

[HAGA NAGA]

Barker673 wrote...

This thread made me giggle at least.

"At least she's human!"

She may be human. but it would be INhuman to not sexaully gratify this amazingly sexy and wonderful character. obviously, serus ice brandy is a start, but explicit and repetitive sexual encounters are clearly the "right" thing to do.

[RyuDavis]

in stitches in stitches

[dcrypt]

HAGA NAGA wrote...

Barker673 wrote...

This thread made me giggle at least.

"At least she's human!"

She may be human. but it would be INhuman to not sexaully gratify this amazingly sexy and wonderful character. obviously, serus ice brandy is a start, but explicit and repetitive sexual encounters are clearly the "right" thing to do.

Agree. All of you who disagree should be ashamed of yourselves for allowing such a fine piece of ass go to waste. That **** is aged perfectly.

[Barker673]

HAGA NAGA wrote...

She may be human. but it would be INhuman to not sexaully gratify this amazingly sexy and wonderful character. obviously, serus ice brandy is a start, but explicit and repetitive sexual encounters are clearly the "right" thing to do.

Ahaha - you may have a point. It is our sacred duty as gilf hunters to do the right thing. And the right thing to do is Dr. Chakwas. 

[Massadonious1]

[brain_damage]

I don't get it. It's like BioWare like to make old people look hot - first Wynne, now Chakwas. They have no wrinkles, perfect skin and the only things that make them look old are the white hair and the voice. It's like dying Morrigan's hair white and telling everybody she's old. And everybody will fall for that and believe it.

[dcrypt]

brain_damage wrote...

I don't get it. It's like BioWare like to make old people look hot - first Wynne, now Chakwas. They have no wrinkles, perfect skin and the only things that make them look old are the white hair and the voice. It's like dying Morrigan's hair white and telling everybody she's old. And everybody will fall for that and believe it.

It makes more sense for Chakwas than Wynne. Like i stated before, people have expanded there lifespans a great deal, so its reasonable to assume you age better too.

I'm going to destroy her with my penis.

[HAGA NAGA]

brain_damage wrote...

I don't get it. It's like BioWare like to make old people look hot - first Wynne, now Chakwas. They have no wrinkles, perfect skin and the only things that make them look old are the white hair and the voice. It's like dying Morrigan's hair white and telling everybody she's old. And everybody will fall for that and believe it.

oh yeah! wynne was pretty damn hot, but Chakwas? come on!

tell me you don't wanna stir up some trouble with that delicious old lady? she's got it all. she's old. sophisicated. sexy..... old. a well developed character. an emotional tie to ME1........ old. totally hot and totally.......Chakwas. oh man, i'm drivin myself crazy here.

if there was an option to have Chakwas dance in your cabin like Kelly i would not be spending my time posting in this thread.

Modifié par HAGA NAGA, 16 février 2010 - 10:51 .

[Daerog]

[BECC4]

[Rix Raw]

Both dcrypt's and HAGA NAGA's last post made me LOL.

As for Chakwas... she doesn't make me lol, so I'm voting for dcrypt and HAGA NAGA to be LIs in ME3.

Modifié par Rix Raw, 16 février 2010 - 11:17 .

[dcrypt]

Rix Raw wrote...

Both dcrypt's and HAGA NAGA's last post made me LOL.

As for Chakwas... she doesn't make me lol, so I'm voting for dcrypt and HAGA NAGA to be LIs in ME3.

Only if i get to have Chakwas ass on the side.

[Sphirax88]

http://en.wikipedia....Oedipus_complex

[Kwonnern]

RequiemValorum wrote...
You two are a little disturbing, you do realise that she is a computer generated image right?

Do you really believe they think she is real, living inside thet computer-box?