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[OfficerDonNZ]

<Darth Vader voice> I find this thread... disturbing

[Aisynia]

I can't tell if you guys are serious or joking.



I also don't know whether to be turned on or really frightened.



Currently leaning towards frightened.

[RighteousRage]

There should be a shoulder rub paragon interrupt for when you go down to see the doctor

[Fat Headed Wolf]

Aisynia wrote...

I can't tell if you guys are serious or joking.

I also don't know whether to be turned on or really frightened.

Currently leaning towards frightened.

I am nearly certain they are joking...... They sound like the over-compensating guys in the gym EVERYONE has seen. 

You know the ones. The guys who have to scream about how much they love women.

Hilarious really. They are geniuses. 

Unless their serious...... Then hope they don't procreate. 

[RighteousRage]

I would seriously sooner date Chakwas than Jack

[HAGA NAGA]

luk3us wrote...

Why do people want to screw every member on the ship?

DUDE! luk3us, i don't want to screw every member on the ship at all!!!!

hell, i don't want to "screw" Chakwas either, that just makes it sounds cheap. i want to "get to know her", "spend time with her", feel her in all the "right" places. i wanna make that old girl hummm.

please don't cheapen that honorable pursuit by making me out to be someone who "wants to screw every member of the ship".

[dcrypt]

HAGA NAGA wrote...

luk3us wrote...

Why do people want to screw every member on the ship?

DUDE! luk3us, i don't want to screw every member on the ship at all!!!!

hell, i don't want to "screw" Chakwas either, that just makes it sounds cheap. i want to "get to know her", "spend time with her", feel her in all the "right" places. i wanna make that old girl hummm.

please don't cheapen that honorable pursuit by making me out to be someone who "wants to screw every member of the ship".

Couldn't have said it better myself. I want to plow her, but in a way where she knows i plow her because i care.

[HAGA NAGA]

Aisynia wrote...

I can't tell if you guys are serious or joking.

I also don't know whether to be turned on or really frightened.

Currently leaning towards frightened.

you should totally be "turned on", i mean F*** we are just talking about Chakwas afterall. aren't we?.....

Modifié par HAGA NAGA, 17 février 2010 - 06:07 .

[Schneidend]

I'd hit it.

[Fat Headed Wolf]

dcrypt wrote...

HAGA NAGA wrote...

luk3us wrote...

Why do people want to screw every member on the ship?

DUDE! luk3us, i don't want to screw every member on the ship at all!!!!

hell, i don't want to "screw" Chakwas either, that just makes it sounds cheap. i want to "get to know her", "spend time with her", feel her in all the "right" places. i wanna make that old girl hummm.

please don't cheapen that honorable pursuit by making me out to be someone who "wants to screw every member of the ship".

Couldn't have said it better myself. I want to plow her, but in a way where she knows i plow her because i care.

That was perhaps the most hilarious thing I have ever read. 

Reminds me of Moe from The Simpsons. 

"Its like my heart wants to do her."

[dcrypt]

Chakwas, you looks good, won't you back that ass up

You'se a fine mother****er, won't you back that ass up

Call me big daddy when you back that ass up

Chakwas, who is you playing with, back that ass up

[HAGA NAGA]

Dear Dr. Chakwas,

You were wonderful last night. The Serrice Ice Brandy was worth every penny, expecially since it finally got you naked and in my lap.   I'm sure you realised i took care to put your clothes back on and put you to bed.  You finally passed out after your 12th orgasm and i knew that if it had been me you would have taken care of me as well. I cannot wait until "next year" to do this again, i've already set a course to a nearby station to pick up a crate of your favorite drink.  please come up to my cabin whenever you want. Love ya baby,

Shepard

[Cypher0020]

Noooot Chakwas! She's Shepard's mentor for cryin' out loud



I only see her in the friends department, or there to give Shep morally support

[HAGA NAGA]

Cypher0020 wrote...

Noooot Chakwas! She's Shepard's mentor for cryin' out loud

And she had sooooo much to teach!!!  Here's to Mentors!

Cypher0020 wrote...

I only see her in the friends department, or there to give Shep morally support

and sexual support. very supportive indeed. gotta love that old gal!

[FlyinElk212]

I'd tap dat wrinkly **** of hers.

[HAGA NAGA]

FlyinElk212 wrote...

I'd tap dat wrinkly **** of hers.

i'd make that sexy old cougar purr like a kitten

[The Governator]

dcrypt wrote...

The hottest gilf ever.

I would like to boink her in ME3.

She's all yours, ace.

[Lonely_Fat_Guy]

shes hot, id wanted to romance her, or atleast the same as kelly, in a sexy stripper outfit at the end!

[N7soldier]

it will be revealed that Dr. Chakwas was killed by thane, garrus, grunt, samara, jack, miranda, and blasto when they all grouped hugged her too hard while T.I.M. is watching and facepalming.

[ladyshara]

She is pretty hot for an older woman, I'll give you that. And I love her voice. And drinking with her was fun.



Hell, why not? If the option was there I'd be tempted.

[beautifvl_flaw]

I'd like to be able to romance Chakwas. I really like her.

[HAGA NAGA]

Lonely_Fat_Guy wrote...

shes hot, id wanted to romance her, or atleast the same as kelly, in a sexy stripper outfit at the end!

oh hell yeah. chakwas in a stripper outfit FTW.

[Sailears]

dcrypt wrote...

We got freaks up in here wanting to bang a frog, a raptor, a god knows what in a suit.

You can't honestly come to these boards and accuse us of being disturbing. At least she's human.

Lol, fair point.

[Lonely_Fat_Guy]

bump it up!



we are sick an in need of a medicane by the docter...Dr. Chakwas!

[noobzor99]

HAGA NAGA wrote...

Lonely_Fat_Guy wrote...

shes hot, id wanted to romance her, or atleast the same as kelly, in a sexy stripper outfit at the end!

oh hell yeah. chakwas in a stripper outfit FTW.