Is that he's descended from Chuck Norris!
amirite?
The only explanation for Shepard's awesomeness
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#2
Posté 16 février 2010 - 09:42
brain_damage
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He's the illegitimate child of Blasto and Ripley.
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Posté 16 février 2010 - 09:45
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He is the son of Captain Price and Samus Aran! duh
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Posté 16 février 2010 - 09:49
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brain_damage wrote...
He's the illegitimate child of Blasto and Ripley.
Blasto: Enkindle this!
Best line ever, hehe..
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Posté 16 février 2010 - 09:54
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Wrong, he IS Chuck Norris.Archereon wrote...
Is that he's descended from Chuck Norris!
amirite?
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Posté 16 février 2010 - 09:55
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Yeah, they have shown his punch, but when are they going to show his round house kick! hmm. Shepards Round house kick!
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Posté 16 février 2010 - 09:57
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tortuga8831 wrote...
Wrong, he IS Chuck Norris.Archereon wrote...
Is that he's descended from Chuck Norris!
amirite?
um, with a sex change lol
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Posté 16 février 2010 - 09:58
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He's a mini-human reaper (aka terminator).
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Posté 16 février 2010 - 09:58
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Tooneyman wrote...
Yeah, they have shown his punch, but when are they going to show his round house kick! hmm. Shepards Round house kick!
Imagine if in ME3 Shepard could kick al-Jilani xD
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Posté 16 février 2010 - 10:06
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That side kick he gives the varren on that Quarian crash site mission cracks me up every time.
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Posté 16 février 2010 - 10:10
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He's clearly the offspring of a soldier from the future who he sends back in time to protect him when the Reapers send a mini-human Reaper to eliminate him before he's born in the year 2154. How is this not obvious by now?
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Posté 16 février 2010 - 11:43
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The only explanation for Shepard's awesomeness? "He shoots heroin" would be the correct answer to that question.
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Posté 16 février 2010 - 11:48
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He's clearly the offspring of a soldier from the future who he sends back in time to protect him when the Reapers send a mini-human Reaper to eliminate him before he's born in the year 2154.
And when ME3 ends, he'll jump into a pool of molten metal to preserve the galaxy's stability. 'Cus there can't be two Shepards around.
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Posté 17 février 2010 - 12:45
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averbalin wrote...
The only explanation for Shepard's awesomeness? "He shoots heroin" would be the correct answer to that question.
If you had even the slightest idea, what heroin does, you'd resind that ignorant statement.
It's Coke, at it's powdery perfection.
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Posté 17 février 2010 - 12:50
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ohupthis wrote...
averbalin wrote...
The only explanation for Shepard's awesomeness? "He shoots heroin" would be the correct answer to that question.
If you had even the slightest idea, what heroin does, you'd resind that ignorant statement.
It's Coke, at it's powdery perfection.
You're right, Shepard would probably be a roid-rager instead.
At least, renegade shepard would.
