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[kaotician]

obnoxiousgas wrote...

Remember the mouse form? That is why we cannot have gnomes.

Also because it would make the romance options incredibly awkward. And, uh, traumatising.

No problems with that mouse form, a quality bow with +4 fire arrows and you're sorted.

As for romance, I understood it's not how big you are, it's what you...........oh, never mind.

Probably explains a lot......or a little, as the case may be.

[Aldridgeguy]

You can't churn butter with a cocktail stick ;0)

[kaotician]

Well, I don't see how the solution needs to be much more than a couple of extra presents.....it worked for Napoleon, and surely Morrigan can conjure something up needs must, as well as conjure something up, needs very must?

[guytza]

Gnomes? oh thats easy.



You see, 200 years ago the Gnomes denied the existance of the Maker. This was due to the belief that no divine creator could be malicious enough to create Gnomes in the first place. This caused the Chantry to declare an exalted march against the gnomes. The march was very successful as stepping on the blighters was enough to kill them all. Unfortunately following this the Grey Wardens no longer had gnomes to use as the primary food for their Griffons.



So, gnomes being small disturbing creatures is the reason we dont get griffons to fly around on.



Darn gnomes.

[kaotician]

Sure, blame the Gnomes, 6 inches tall but a world of trouble? prejudice, that's what it is, blatant racism if ever I saw it.

[Taiko Roshi]

Gnomes steal underpants for ten months of the year and work for Santa the other two. They are too busy to be adventurers now.

[kaotician]

Yet another Urban Myth does the rounds......I ask you, if Gnomes really stole stuff ten months of the year, you wouldn't employ them at Santa's place, would you? Unless you're saying Santa's an idiot too. Some people, Mr Taiko Roshi, know no shame!!