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[NKKKK]

They show up to challenge you when you have just done something great and are worn down.
You have just been rewarded with your Masters Degree in Cancer Research. In ten minutes you are going to have an interview to get the job of a lifetime with a six digit salary. You'll be able to pay off your student loans no problem. You flip on the TV right before you leave and what do you see? GODDAMN BLUE SUNS has just found the cure for cancer.
You're training on Route 22 for Brock's Gym, your Pokémon are tired, and who do you see? GODDAMN BLUE SUNS
You just beat Lance, the last one of the Elite Four, with all of your revives and healing items used up and being almost raped by his onslaught of ****ting dick nipples. In the middle of jamming the A-button, he says you WOULD be the champion, but who has to be in the next room that's so bare it's epic? GODDAMN BLUE SUNS
It's 1997 and you're downloading Pokémon porn on your 56k modem. Oh boy, this zip file full of Misty nudes only has 10 minutes left. You've been waiting six hours for this. When the file gets to 99.9%, you start unzipping your pants and are getting ready for the ****** of your life. At that moment, guess who picks up the phone and disconnects you? GODDAMN BLUE SUNS
You have just fended off a shark, you are bloody and tired but you can climb onto the boat when who shows up to stomp your fingers? GODDAMN BLUE SUNS
You and your girlfriend (both virgins) are ready to have sex for the first time. At the moment you get nude and horny and ready to bang your girl, GODDAMN BLUE SUNS already took away her virginity. Good luck getting another virgin from CraigList.
You're walking home at night and a mugger attacks you with a knife. You are able to drive him off using years of karate lessons, still sustaining some deep knife wounds. Guess who shows up and asks you for your wallet with a baseball bat? GODDAMN BLUE SUNS, that's who.
Blue suns just finished owning your ass with kung-fu. He's walking to the hospital to recover from the wounds he got. He's tired. He crashes into a mirror, and ends up in a coma. Why? Because not even GODDAMN BLUE SUNS  is safe from GODDAMN BLUE SUNS.

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