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Spectre 117

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 This is a thread for everyone that believes Conrad Verner SUCKS!!!!!! I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO TAKE HIM ON MY CREW SO THAT I COULD LET HIM ON THE COLLECTOR BASE!!!!:devil:

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Bootsykk

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...But... but I love Conrad Verner.



I'M MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN HIS WIFE I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW DAMNIT

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Juneya wrote...

...But... but I love Conrad Verner.

I'M MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN HIS WIFE I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW DAMNIT

Whoever maried the dork either did it for pity or because its even more retarded that him.:bandit:

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This topic is pointless.

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ohupthis wrote...

This topic is pointless.

Just like every other i support "type character name here"thread ;D

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I hope to shoot him in the foot again in ME3. That and punch the reporter in the face for the 3rd time. XD

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Marilynn-22

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I don't think he even has a wife.

I hate conrad, though i sorta pity the thing.

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[quote]Urazz wrote...

I hope to shoot him in the foot again in ME3. That and punch the reporter in the face for the 3rd time. XD[/quote
LOL poor reporter XDDD

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I hope his wife is shaggable in ME3, and I also hope there is an option to brag about it to Conrad. Seeing him run away in tears never gets old!

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Aedan_Cousland wrote...

I hope his wife is shaggable in ME3, and I also hope there is an option to brag about it to Conrad. Seeing him run away in tears never gets old!

Hahahahahahaha poor guy i remenber the "i thought you were a hero,hero's dont do that, i never wanna see you again) *Runs crying* 

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Aedan_Cousland

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Spectre 117 wrote...

Aedan_Cousland wrote...

I hope his wife is shaggable in ME3, and I also hope there is an option to brag about it to Conrad. Seeing him run away in tears never gets old!

Hahahahahahaha poor guy i remenber the "i thought you were a hero,hero's dont do that, i never wanna see you again) *Runs crying* 


Good times.

In Dragon Age there is quest where some whiny Elf that reminds me of Conrad, asks you to speak to an Elvish woman that he is in love with. One of the ways to 'resolve' the quest is to charm the woman into some private time int he back of a wagon. Afterwards when he asks if you spoke to her you can reply, "Bedded her, in fact." When he starts whining and crying you can reply that you only were "sampling the goods" and no harm was done, or act like you were doing him a favor since she is more sexually experienced now. LOL

It would be hilarious if they did something similar with Conrad.

Modifié par Aedan_Cousland, 17 février 2010 - 03:36 .


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the120Truth

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Conrad Verner once indoctrinated a reaper

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Urazz wrote...

I hope to shoot him in the foot again in ME3. That and punch the reporter in the face for the 3rd time. XD


Unfortunately (?), if you shoot him in the foot in ME2, he ends up dead.

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I wish this thread was called the "Devs when are you going to shed some light on the Conrad glitch thread".



:(

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All you need to do is:

Shoot Him in the foot.
Tell him to go away after he accuses the bartender of selling red sand
but "before" you ask him about his information, you tell him to go away he's done here.
this prevents the quest to speak to the weapon merchant 

You will be rewarded for this with something truly magical when you return to Illium and walk around. But it's really easy to miss so you have to pay attention.

This is not a joke post in any way this is a real event in the game that everyone should experience for the first time in a pure way. It is beyond worth it.

Modifié par ZennExile, 17 février 2010 - 06:34 .


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Urazz wrote...

I hope to shoot him in the foot again in ME3. That and punch the reporter in the face for the 3rd time. XD

You'd think she would've learnt after the first time but nooooo...

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Alamar2078

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At least [with the Paragon ending and depending on Shep's background] he starts some sort of organization to help the survivors of the attacks on Mendoir [sp?] / slaver attacks / etc.

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Seriously pay attention. Easily best hidden content in the game and yer gonna miss it.