The official Conrad Verner sucks thread ;D
#1
Posté 17 février 2010 - 03:07
#2
Posté 17 février 2010 - 03:10
I'M MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN HIS WIFE I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW DAMNIT
#3
Posté 17 février 2010 - 03:12
Whoever maried the dork either did it for pity or because its even more retarded that him.Juneya wrote...
...But... but I love Conrad Verner.
I'M MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN HIS WIFE I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW DAMNIT
#4
Posté 17 février 2010 - 03:19
#5
Posté 17 février 2010 - 03:20
Just like every other i support "type character name here"thread ;Dohupthis wrote...
This topic is pointless.
#6
Posté 17 février 2010 - 03:20
#7
Posté 17 février 2010 - 03:22
I hate conrad, though i sorta pity the thing.
#8
Posté 17 février 2010 - 03:23
I hope to shoot him in the foot again in ME3. That and punch the reporter in the face for the 3rd time. XD[/quote
LOL poor reporter XDDD
#9
Posté 17 février 2010 - 03:24
#10
Posté 17 février 2010 - 03:26
Hahahahahahaha poor guy i remenber the "i thought you were a hero,hero's dont do that, i never wanna see you again) *Runs crying*Aedan_Cousland wrote...
I hope his wife is shaggable in ME3, and I also hope there is an option to brag about it to Conrad. Seeing him run away in tears never gets old!
#11
Posté 17 février 2010 - 03:35
Spectre 117 wrote...
Hahahahahahaha poor guy i remenber the "i thought you were a hero,hero's dont do that, i never wanna see you again) *Runs crying*Aedan_Cousland wrote...
I hope his wife is shaggable in ME3, and I also hope there is an option to brag about it to Conrad. Seeing him run away in tears never gets old!
Good times.
In Dragon Age there is quest where some whiny Elf that reminds me of Conrad, asks you to speak to an Elvish woman that he is in love with. One of the ways to 'resolve' the quest is to charm the woman into some private time int he back of a wagon. Afterwards when he asks if you spoke to her you can reply, "Bedded her, in fact." When he starts whining and crying you can reply that you only were "sampling the goods" and no harm was done, or act like you were doing him a favor since she is more sexually experienced now. LOL
It would be hilarious if they did something similar with Conrad.
Modifié par Aedan_Cousland, 17 février 2010 - 03:36 .
#12
Posté 17 février 2010 - 06:19
#13
Posté 17 février 2010 - 06:25
Urazz wrote...
I hope to shoot him in the foot again in ME3. That and punch the reporter in the face for the 3rd time. XD
Unfortunately (?), if you shoot him in the foot in ME2, he ends up dead.
#14
Posté 17 février 2010 - 06:29
#15
Posté 17 février 2010 - 06:32
Shoot Him in the foot.
Tell him to go away after he accuses the bartender of selling red sand
but "before" you ask him about his information, you tell him to go away he's done here.
this prevents the quest to speak to the weapon merchant
You will be rewarded for this with something truly magical when you return to Illium and walk around. But it's really easy to miss so you have to pay attention.
This is not a joke post in any way this is a real event in the game that everyone should experience for the first time in a pure way. It is beyond worth it.
Modifié par ZennExile, 17 février 2010 - 06:34 .
#16
Posté 17 février 2010 - 06:33
You'd think she would've learnt after the first time but nooooo...Urazz wrote...
I hope to shoot him in the foot again in ME3. That and punch the reporter in the face for the 3rd time. XD
#17
Posté 17 février 2010 - 06:35
#18
Posté 17 février 2010 - 06:37





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