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[adam_grif]

IronVanguard wrote...

No John, you are the Saren.


And then John was a Reaper.

MASS EFFECT: Repercussions of Idiocy

The Turian Counciller waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air.
There were reapers in the system. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years.
His warnings from Shepard were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late
for now, anyway.

He was a counciller for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the Destiny
Ascension and he said to Saren "I want to be on that ship." Saren said "No! You will
BE KILL BY REAPERS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now on the
Citadel knew there were demons.
"This is Shepard" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Reapers!"
So he gotted his rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the indoctrinated soldiers.
"I will shoot at him" said the reaper and he fired the main gun. The Turian plasmaed
at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not
able to kill.

"No! I must kill the reaper" he shouted
The radio said "No, counciller. You are the reapers"
And then the Turian counciller was an indoctrinated moron.

Modifié par adam_grif, 17 février 2010 - 01:20 .

[Keltoris]

...Tell me that's a parody of something.

[Kaosu Haze]

It is.

[Remaix]

Laughing... so much... can't stop! XD

[aleph-0]

"But if he's working with the geth, it means he's gone rogue. A rogue Spectre's trouble".



As mentioned, there are (depending on your choices) quite an abundance of differences between your Shep and Saren. Wasn't until I read through this thread that the extent of the similarities (by the end of ME2) really hit me. Interested to see what comes of this in ME3!

[adam_grif]

Keltoris wrote...

...Tell me that's a parody of something.

Do a google search for "No john you are the demons".

[MutantSpleen]

It will be cool if the council sends some hotshot new Specter to hunt you down.

[Haasth]

MutantSpleen wrote...

It will be cool if the council sends some hotshot new Specter to hunt you down.

That would make for an interesting story. In the shoes of Saren. 

[adam_grif]

No thread, you are the bump.

[StewartL46]

after me3
maybe having another set as a diffrent species e.g your a krogon and the storyline is to cure the geneophage

[Beholderess]

Lunarionsilver wrote...

Actually, I think he's more or less laughing because:
I have an army of Geth.
I have an army of Rachni.
I have a cure from the genophage.
Why does that sound awfully familar?

Wow! It makes sense.

Plus implants
And a sentient ship with a piece of Reaper inside.
And Shep's ability to be REALLY persuasive and convince anyone of anything (except the Council and ME1 LI, lol)
Oh, my...

[Urazz]

Yeah, I can see Shepard being branded as a new "Saren" by the council. The only difference is that Shepard is actually trying to fight the Reapers instead of waving a white flag like Saren did. I think that'll also change when Reapers show up as well. Needless to say, my Shepard will be gloating even if he is paragon or renegade.

[Vaenier]

Lunarionsilver wrote...

Actually, I think he's more or less laughing because:
I have an army of Geth.
I have an army of Rachni.
I have a cure from the genophage.
Why does that sound awfully familar?

Wow... I never realised that...
Well, all that is left to do is make myself a reaper I guess.

[NuclearBuddha]

Tahleron1 wrote...

Balerion84 wrote...

Great thread, some neat ideas here. 

What if BioWare went DeusEx at the end of ME3? One of the endings for the trilogy might be Reapers winning, Shepard joining them. Why not? If you killed the rachni, destroyed half of the geth, pissed off Asari, Salarians and Turians by letting the council in ME1 die, krogans etc. etc. etc. it'd be pretty weird to kick Reaper's asses anyway. Not much of an impact would those choices make... but if they include a totally different ending for such path, like losing, or joining up with the enemy (like *DeusEx spoiler for that one guy who didn't play it* merging with Daedalus in DeusEx *end*) and if they add Ashley/Kaidan hunting down Shepard like he hunted down Saren, that'd be epic.  

ME3 can't come soon enough :S

laugh, but that merge is even the lore ending of deux ex, lol

Actually all three endings were canonical.  There was a new Dark Age, JC merged with Daedalus, and the Illuminati were still in charge.  It was kind of clever how they did that.  About the only good thing about the sequel.

[Sefearion]

[quote]Lunarionsilver wrote...

Actually, I think he's more or less laughing because:
I have an army of Geth.
I have an army of Rachni.
I have a cure from the genophage.
Why does that sound awfully familar?[/quote]
Wow... I never realised that...
Well, all that is left to do is make myself a reaper I guess.

[/quote]

Jeez, didn't even clock on to this. IT ALL MAKES SENSE Well the Paragon version of Shepard anyways.

[Beholderess]

Vaenier wrote...

Lunarionsilver wrote...

Actually, I think he's more or less laughing because:
I have an army of Geth.
I have an army of Rachni.
I have a cure from the genophage.
Why does that sound awfully familar?

Wow... I never realised that...
Well, all that is left to do is make myself a reaper I guess.

As for making a reaper, I remember EDI mentioning something about having a piece of reaper used in construction. And EDI becomes Normandy, in a sence. Soooo...sentient ship?)

[Sialater]

It also sounds like we're playing the fall of Revan....



But yes, when you put it that way, we're headed for Saren-hood.

[KainrycKarr]

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Sursion wrote...

Lunarionsilver wrote...

Sfox1989 wrote...

Lunarionsilver wrote...

Actually, I think he's more or less laughing because:
I have an army of Geth.
I have an army of Rachni.
I have a cure from the genophage.
Why does that sound awfully familar?

Now this is the truth. I have a feeling in ME3 we will be in the same spot Saren was minus the indoctrination, that Sheperd will be declared rogue or something...full circle.

That's my theory. That said, Saren also thought himself the hero of the galaxy; saving us from the Reapers. Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Plus the cybernetic implants we get...

Indeed.  I basically told a friend as he was watching me play the intro that in this game that I will become Saren. 

Good call. It is kind of ironic isn't it?

[Sialater]

It's definitely Nietzschean...

[Annora]

I hadn't actually thought of it that way. Holy ****. I am Saren.

[Zhaosen]

Lunarionsilver wrote...

Actually, I think he's more or less laughing because:
I have an army of Geth.
I have an army of Rachni.
I have a cure from the genophage.
Why does that sound awfully familar?

With this and knowing Aria is Wrexs "frienemy"....

MING BLOWING!

[Sialater]

Ah, but we're doing things a bit differently. We're with the free geth, after all. The uncorrupted rachni... The genophage can be given to the Urdnot Clan who, under Wrex, seem to be trying to fix what's wrong with the krogan so they stop being locusts on every planet...

[wizardryforever]

Also note that you have convinced a powerful (influential?) Asari matriarch to join you and she is now utterly devoted to your cause. Unless she was killed fighting her own daughter.

Sound familiar?

Modifié par wizardryforever, 17 février 2010 - 05:03 .

[apk117]

lukefrywalker wrote...

Sfox1989 wrote...

Lunarionsilver wrote...

Actually, I think he's more or less laughing because:
I have an army of Geth.
I have an army of Rachni.
I have a cure from the genophage.
Why does that sound awfully familar?

Now this is the truth. I have a feeling in ME3 we will be in the same spot Saren was minus the indoctrination, that Sheperd will be declared rogue or something...full circle.

Blew. My. Mind.

Same, cannot believe I never made this connection. Excellent work OP and great thread!