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[Anacronian Stryx]

<-- "how long is that Anacronian-idiot gonna make me stand like this..my neck hurts and i have lost my glasses :("

[BluesMan1956]

"Whew! Glad the Braveheart, the Musical auditions are over. Sure hope I get that role as Bruce Campbell in It takes a chin, the Movie


"And for my next impression, Jim Neighbors as Gomer Pyle:  Gaaawuhleee, Sarge, Don't thayut jest beat awl?"


"Let's see.. hotel reservations, plane tickets, laptop, presentation..  Dammit, I KNOW I am forgetting something, I just KNOW it!"

Modifié par BluesMan1956, 17 octobre 2009 - 11:43 .

[Viz79]

Hey do me next

[the_one_54321]

Viz79 wrote...

Hey do me next

that's what she said.

ok, im sorry. i couldnt help myself.

[Ekyri]

BluesMan1956:Looks like his mind is wandering to far off places and lands.
Sliat: Got a look that makes it seem like he's thinking "riiiiight"
PandaThief: "Oh my, did he just do that?! That is hilarious!"
Zaikor:"Why would you do that that me?"
Anacronian Stryx:"Hey. You. Get away from there."

[BluesMan1956]

"That's it, Raven, just nod and smile, nod and smile. Oh, that is such a DELIGHTFUL anecdote, your Majesty! OH , GAWD WILL SHE EVER SHUT THE HELL UP?!!?!?"

"DAMN!  I wish Coach would have warned us about what steroids does to your gonads!"




"I'm too sexy for my shirt!  Too sexy for my shirt!  Too sexy, it hurts!"

[Ekyri]

[BluesMan1956]

PandaThief wrote...

Im at a lame family Reunion thingy and i dont know anyone here-_-

Heh!

[DocSun]

Bluesman Keep it up these are hilarious

[Spasmolytic666]

lol@bluesman

[BluesMan1956]

Ekyri wrote...
 "riiiiight"
"Oh my, did he just do that?! That is hilarious!"
"Why would you do that that me?"
"Hey. You. Get away from there."

Spot on, Ekyri!

[Robert Emerald]

I don't think anything, I just start killing everything in site. 

Modifié par Robert Emerald, 18 octobre 2009 - 12:22 .

[mr. skeleton]

Spasmolytic666 - Look innocent and young and probably inexperienced because of that.

[Wrekt]

Thanks BluesMan, you managed to make an awful day a whole lot better. These are hilarious.

[Servant of Nature]

BluesMan1956 wrote...




"Oh, my Lord, that man is flashing me!"

Oh dear, I almost choked on my tea, that's exactly what she'd say.

[Anacronian Stryx]

I wanna hug a three..or a whale..or or a three-whale that would be awesomest!

[oddbasket]

BluesMan, your quotes are hilarious. Would it be inappropriate to ask for more funnies? lol...

[oddbasket]

This spoon will bend under my will!

[Raven_26]

BluesMan1956 wrote...


"That's it, Raven, just nod and smile, nod and smile. Oh, that is such a DELIGHTFUL anecdote, your Majesty! OH , GAWD WILL SHE EVER SHUT THE HELL UP?!!?!?"

LoL :happy:

[BluesMan1956]

"What I fine 'How do you do' this is!  Here I am on stage, finalist in the Miss Grey Warden" contest andI have a wedgie that would choke a dragon!"



"It's not personal, It's just business"


"Nice tavern you have here, Mac.  Be a shame if anyt'ing were to happen to it, y'know what I mean?"

[Anacronian Stryx]

" You seeing this..this is a Hacksmasher Brainsplatter.. the most powerful axe in all the realms..I know what you're thinking "did he chop me up five or six times".. to tell you the truth i don't remember.. so the question is.. do you feel lucky punk..Do YA!!?"<--- said to a Nug who seems disinterested.

Modifié par Anacronian Stryx, 18 octobre 2009 - 01:14 .

[BluesMan1956]

Anacronian Stryx wrote...



" You seeing this..this is a Hacksmasher Brainsplatter.. the most powerful axe in all the realms..I know what you're thinking "did he chop me up five or six times".. to tell you the truth i don't remember.. so the question is.. do you feel lucky punk..Do YA!!?"<--- said to a Nug who seems disinterested.

lol!

[LadyKarrakaz]

Rivie: your avatar's really beautiful, but because of the tatoos, my first thought was "Dalish", and beautiful