HAGA NAGA wrote...
i think Femshep should walk around the ship in ME3 slapping everyone on the ass and making sexually degrading comments to them.
Shepard: Joker!, How's my little ****? *slaps Joker's ass*
Joker: *hangs head in shame*....I'm ok, mam. *chokes back a tear*
Shepard: (to entire crew) Hey, who do i have to fire to get a little C*** around here?!
lol. i can't go any further.....it's killin me.
*dissolves into giggles* ROFL. That's just hysterical. Do not want.
[Shepard comes out of the womens bathroom in a towel with another one wrapped around her hair. She gets on the elevator, comes out on the mess, then whips the towel from her head and cracks it at the cook's rear.]
FemShep: "Nice beets, there, chef-o!" [large wink]
[She goes into the infirmary]
FemShep: "Hey, Chakwas, got any condoms?"
Chawkwas [wearily] : "Commander, I'm surprised you even care about those anymore."
But yeah, some...a lot...of the dialogue was just horrific, and not just romance, either. ME1 FemShep was a hard-ass, and while sometimes it tired me, I mostly liked it. I appreciate the attempt to loosen up for the second game, but it was just done the wrong way. With Jacob, I shut him down first chance I had, but she still has the coyness when she speaks to him. It's annoying, because I like his attitude, I just like him more as a good back-up.
MutantSpleen wrote...
Shepard: It sounds like your carying some tension. Maybe I could help you get rid of it.
Garrus: I didn't think you'd feel like sparring Commander.
Shepard: What if we skipped right to the tiebreaker? We could test your reach..and my flexability.
Garrus: Oh! I didn't..huh. Never knew you had a weakness for men with scars.
I was seriously waiting for the "Bow chickka wow wow" to start playing in the background.
His first response, I sensed he was just not expecting her to come to him for sex or anything (And it's so, so sad that we trigger that romance by asking for sex. Not even having it happen naturally, WE HAVE TO ASK FOR IT. At least with Jacob, she ALWAYS sounds like she wants his gun) so he was just dense. Garrus' second response, I took as a defensive reaction while he tried to figure out if he wanted that.
FemShep, though, GAH. The second time, I can understand, he was dense, needed to emphasize her point. The first line, though, no excuse. No excuse. It was just so badly timed and placed and said and it was just laying it on way too thick.
ME1 ninja dialgoue is bad, but this is like having dinner with some family and friends and in the middle, you just shove aside the stuff on the table and launch yourself across. I don't think we're looking for subtlty, because there needs to be a clear indicator of what you're getting yourself into, but I think we'd all like some
grace at least. Can we get a balance, here?
I rather wish, also, that paragon/neutral/renegade responses to things, especially when it comes to Jacob, were separate from the "romance" nice/takemenow options.
Though it's so difficult for a lot of these romances to feel romantic at all, though Garrus does make the attempt, bless him, because of the way Shepard approaches it. "NAO BAYBEE!"
I did have a good laugh at the corn, though. I didn't really notice how bad it was until after the conversations finished, so I was sucked in enough for it not to have an immediate effect.

Edited for typos.
Modifié par Hawkeyed Cai Li, 17 février 2010 - 07:48 .