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[ENCHANTMENTSSS]

Playing the HNF yet again I find myself wanting my PC to counter some of Howe's one liners with some of my own.
I know the majority of posters have such a pure unadulterated hate for this character I hope for some WICKED responses.

Let the fun begin

Howe "This Landsmeet is a farce."
PC "The only farce I will see will be coming out of your bunghole after I lop of ur head."

Howe "Maker spit on you. I deserved better."
Dog pees on dead carcass. Mabari dominace activated.
PC "Good boyyyy.... ur such a good dogggg.... who's a goood doooggggg? Whhoooo's a good dog?"
Dog barks happily

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Howe: really, all these titles, it's an embarassment of riches.

PC: Really? A bigger embarassment than your face?

[KnightofPhoenix]

Howe: "I deserved more"

PC: "Oh I am not done with you just yet"

[ENCHANTMENTSSS]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Howe: really, all these titles, it's an embarassment of riches.
PC: Really? A bigger embarassment than your face?

HAHA FACE!!!

I would take his head and set it atop the highest point of the Cousland Castle and underneath a banner would say "The Dead Teach the Living."

Modifié par ENCHANTMENTSSS, 18 février 2010 - 03:03 .

[MishenNikara]

Howe: "I deserved more"

Me: "It was me, in the hall, with the revolver. Okay, Chief, take 'em away. I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife."



(This is much funnier if you know who voices Howe and if you've seen Clue....damnit it was funny to me >.>;;; )

[ENCHANTMENTSSS]

MishenNikara wrote...

Howe: "I deserved more"
Me: "It was me, in the hall, with the revolver. Okay, Chief, take 'em away. I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife."

(This is much funnier if you know who voices Howe and if you've seen Clue....damnit it was funny to me >.>;;; )

Just netflixed it. Can't wait to see the hillarity.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

MishenNikara wrote...

Howe: "I deserved more"
Me: "It was me, in the hall, with the revolver. Okay, Chief, take 'em away. I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife."

(This is much funnier if you know who voices Howe and if you've seen Clue....damnit it was funny to me >.>;;; )

Oh yes, LOL! I tend to find myself of refering to him as Arl Frankenfurter some times...though he seriously could NOT pull off the Sweet Transvestite look with the same sex appeal.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Sorry to ressurect this thread, but I found something I wish to post and I need an excuse for it. And I guess this thread is the excuse I need. Consider this as what I would say to Howe.

[What a Twist]

"I... Deserved....More!"







Well, i'm sorry Extenze didn't work for you."

[sylvanaerie]

LOL I liked the Dog Dominance thing, I think the only thing that would have been funnier is if Dog had peed on him right before the battle.

[Stuffy38]

Howe: Only once have I met such a coward!

PC: He must have taught you everything you know.



Howe: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!

PC: I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.



Monkey Island FTW

[Awoken Eyes]

Before I kicked Howe's butt, I picked the line: "I will kill your daughter and wife" (or something like that)

I was kinda hoping that I will still get that chance...

[melkathi]

I would so love a Inigo Montoya mod.

Skip the whole talk with Howe. Just walk into the room and go: "My name is <char name> Cousland. You killed my father. Prepare to die."