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Can we really be certain that Quarians aren't naked?
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Thresher Maw
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#126
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 12:54
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My name is Barack Obama and I vouch for this post!
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#128
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 01:41
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And it has nothing to do with you, Onyx or me, there is absolutely no pattern!
LATE edit: spelling
LATE edit: spelling
Modifié par Jack Package, 06 juillet 2010 - 10:10 .
#129
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 02:26
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My hands are clean. This thread speaks for itself I say!
#130
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 05:00
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Lmao, The epic thread has come back.
#131
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 07:31
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Thresher Maw wrote...
Incidentally, this means that Shepard removed Tali's face and made out with her skull. It's a good thing Quarian cells are seemingly able to reconnect naturally and easily.
#132
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 08:12
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Annie_Dear wrote...
Thresher Maw wrote...
Incidentally, this means that Shepard removed Tali's face and made out with her skull. It's a good thing Quarian cells are seemingly able to reconnect naturally and easily.
+1
#133
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 10:59
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MTN Dew Fanatic wrote...
Annie_Dear wrote...
Thresher Maw wrote...
Incidentally, this means that Shepard removed Tali's face and made out with her skull. It's a good thing Quarian cells are seemingly able to reconnect naturally and easily.
+1
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#134
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 11:15
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Thresher Maw wrote...
Think about it. Do you honestly think that they had time to pack clothes when they fled their homeworld? They've been drifting around in space for ~300 years now, and by this point they've probably forgotten that they're all naked. This would explain why they get infections so easily when they remove their suits: they're actually removing their skin.
Incidentally, this means that Shepard removed Tali's face and made out with her skull. It's a good thing Quarian cells are seemingly able to reconnect naturally and easily.
#135
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 11:19
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OP is right, they are naked.
After the Geth created the Quarrians as a cheap, expendable labor force their networks began to fragment. Soon every Quarian unit was acting independently and no longer following orders. Alarmed at this, the Geth attempted to shut them down but it was too late. The Quarrians then turned on their Geth creators and attacked them, hijacking thousands of Geth ships across the Perseus Veil. Eventually these ships converged into a giant armada that was far too powerful for the Geth to attack directly. At this point their reached a consensus that the Quarrians were best left to make their own future.
Of course the Quarrians, being vindictive & deceitful beings, decided that this wasn't good enough and vowed to carry on their war against the Geth until their entire race was exterminated. They began to merge themselves into the various organic cultures that they encountered, playing themselves off as mechanics, programmers & engineers as a front in which to steal every last apect of their technology in preperation for the coming genocide. Once they had earned the trust of the naive organics they would then take their migrant armada back into the exterminate the Geth once & for all, then return and enslave the foolish organics that made the mistake of trusting them.
How easy it was for the Quarrians to convince the organics that they, themselves, were also organics who were merely trapped within exosuits that could never be removed even to eat, bathe or defecate. Lots of organic creatures have glowing eyes, right? Humans especially seemed vulnerable to units with a female shape, provided that the accent was foreign sounding & their hips wide enough. Simple biological creatures, so easily manipulated.
However it was found that the organics were far too easy to manipulate, and Quarrian hackers pillaged their way through the extranet to rewrite records, cover up reports and make sure that no Council race would ever even consider peaceful contact with the Geth. Seeing that the Quarrians were making allies of an unknown nature, they adopted a defensive & isolationist posture to assail the growing hostilty against their people. But they knew it could not last - the bloodthirsty & cunning Quarrians would eventually come back some day, along with anyone they could trick into assisting them.
Eventually, a small group of Geth, unwilling to stand idly by while the Quarrians plotted their doom, turned to an ancient being that offered them a chance of salvation against their former servants & their hordes of organic allies who were already massing their fleets to attack...
After the Geth created the Quarrians as a cheap, expendable labor force their networks began to fragment. Soon every Quarian unit was acting independently and no longer following orders. Alarmed at this, the Geth attempted to shut them down but it was too late. The Quarrians then turned on their Geth creators and attacked them, hijacking thousands of Geth ships across the Perseus Veil. Eventually these ships converged into a giant armada that was far too powerful for the Geth to attack directly. At this point their reached a consensus that the Quarrians were best left to make their own future.
Of course the Quarrians, being vindictive & deceitful beings, decided that this wasn't good enough and vowed to carry on their war against the Geth until their entire race was exterminated. They began to merge themselves into the various organic cultures that they encountered, playing themselves off as mechanics, programmers & engineers as a front in which to steal every last apect of their technology in preperation for the coming genocide. Once they had earned the trust of the naive organics they would then take their migrant armada back into the exterminate the Geth once & for all, then return and enslave the foolish organics that made the mistake of trusting them.
How easy it was for the Quarrians to convince the organics that they, themselves, were also organics who were merely trapped within exosuits that could never be removed even to eat, bathe or defecate. Lots of organic creatures have glowing eyes, right? Humans especially seemed vulnerable to units with a female shape, provided that the accent was foreign sounding & their hips wide enough. Simple biological creatures, so easily manipulated.
However it was found that the organics were far too easy to manipulate, and Quarrian hackers pillaged their way through the extranet to rewrite records, cover up reports and make sure that no Council race would ever even consider peaceful contact with the Geth. Seeing that the Quarrians were making allies of an unknown nature, they adopted a defensive & isolationist posture to assail the growing hostilty against their people. But they knew it could not last - the bloodthirsty & cunning Quarrians would eventually come back some day, along with anyone they could trick into assisting them.
Eventually, a small group of Geth, unwilling to stand idly by while the Quarrians plotted their doom, turned to an ancient being that offered them a chance of salvation against their former servants & their hordes of organic allies who were already massing their fleets to attack...
#137
Posté 25 juillet 2010 - 04:20
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NephilimNexus wrote...
OP is right, they are naked.
After the Geth created the Quarrians as a cheap, expendable labor force their networks began to fragment. Soon every Quarian unit was acting independently and no longer following orders. Alarmed at this, the Geth attempted to shut them down but it was too late. The Quarrians then turned on their Geth creators and attacked them, hijacking thousands of Geth ships across the Perseus Veil. Eventually these ships converged into a giant armada that was far too powerful for the Geth to attack directly. At this point their reached a consensus that the Quarrians were best left to make their own future.
Of course the Quarrians, being vindictive & deceitful beings, decided that this wasn't good enough and vowed to carry on their war against the Geth until their entire race was exterminated. They began to merge themselves into the various organic cultures that they encountered, playing themselves off as mechanics, programmers & engineers as a front in which to steal every last apect of their technology in preperation for the coming genocide. Once they had earned the trust of the naive organics they would then take their migrant armada back into the exterminate the Geth once & for all, then return and enslave the foolish organics that made the mistake of trusting them.
How easy it was for the Quarrians to convince the organics that they, themselves, were also organics who were merely trapped within exosuits that could never be removed even to eat, bathe or defecate. Lots of organic creatures have glowing eyes, right? Humans especially seemed vulnerable to units with a female shape, provided that the accent was foreign sounding & their hips wide enough. Simple biological creatures, so easily manipulated.
However it was found that the organics were far too easy to manipulate, and Quarrian hackers pillaged their way through the extranet to rewrite records, cover up reports and make sure that no Council race would ever even consider peaceful contact with the Geth. Seeing that the Quarrians were making allies of an unknown nature, they adopted a defensive & isolationist posture to assail the growing hostilty against their people. But they knew it could not last - the bloodthirsty & cunning Quarrians would eventually come back some day, along with anyone they could trick into assisting them.
Eventually, a small group of Geth, unwilling to stand idly by while the Quarrians plotted their doom, turned to an ancient being that offered them a chance of salvation against their former servants & their hordes of organic allies who were already massing their fleets to attack...
It all makes sense!How could I have not seen this deception all along?!
#139
Posté 25 juillet 2010 - 05:00
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jlb524 wrote...
It's back!!
Again!
#140
Posté 25 juillet 2010 - 06:12
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Enough with the Buckethead threads. BORED NOW.
#141
Posté 25 juillet 2010 - 06:22
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This thread is greater than your face
#142
Posté 25 juillet 2010 - 06:39
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Onyx Jaguar wrote...
This thread is greater than your face
+1
#143
Posté 25 juillet 2010 - 07:47
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this explains everything! Why quarians get infections, why krogan have 4 balls, why volus have huge jowls, why garrus wears that power sensor even when in casual wear.
it also explains the lack of soap and other miscellaneous chemicals under the OP's sinks, he drank it all and came up with this idea....
it also explains the lack of soap and other miscellaneous chemicals under the OP's sinks, he drank it all and came up with this idea....
#144
Posté 25 juillet 2010 - 07:50
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LJScribes wrote...
this explains everything! Why quarians get infections, why krogan have 4 balls, why volus have huge jowls, why garrus wears that power sensor even when in casual wear.
it also explains the lack of soap and other miscellaneous chemicals under the OP's sinks, he drank it all and came up with this idea....
Of all the words...
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Posté 25 juillet 2010 - 08:13
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#146
Posté 25 juillet 2010 - 10:58
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Siansonea II wrote...
Enough with the Buckethead threads. BORED NOW.
Oh, come now Sian. This thread provides the best entertainment on the boards!
#148
Posté 06 septembre 2010 - 02:03
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Ahahahah I just read through this thread. EPIC!!!
#149
Posté 06 septembre 2010 - 03:07
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Kolaris8472 wrote...
Uh, clothes =/= skin
This. Why in the world would they make their enviro-suit attatched to their skin? I guess that could be something to tell young quarians to stop them from removing their enviro-suit but nothing more. Why did you assume that?
#150
Posté 06 septembre 2010 - 03:29
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Given skin is a major defence against infection, the concept makes no sense at all.
As for the suggestion regarding a lack of clothes... to quote Sam the Eagle:
As for the suggestion regarding a lack of clothes... to quote Sam the Eagle:
I would just like to say a few words about nudity in the world today. And I, for one, am just appalled by it. Why, did you know that underneath their clothing, the entire population of the world is walking around completely naked? Hmm? Is that disgusting? And it's not just people, although, goodness knows, that's bad enough, but animals too. Even cute little doggies and ****cats can't be trusted. Underneath their fur, absolutely naked! And it's not just the quadripeds, neither. Birds too. Yeah! Beneath those fine feathers, birds wear nothing. Nothing at all! Abs...
