As a way to get my mind off things if just for a short while, here's another round of Mira/Shep and sidekick!Garrus abus... I mean, snark.
GUY TALK
As if they just stood there during Miranda and Oriana's emotional reunion.

Miranda: ...
Shep: ...
Garrus: ...

Garrus: No chance we'll get your emotionally stunted lonesome self back any time soon, huh?
Shep: Not now, Garrus.
Garrus: And I thought Septimus was bad. Seriously, when the hell did you turn into such a wuss, Shepard?
Shep: Garrus...
Garrus: I suppose I should be grateful you didn't offer a hug or pull some other disgustingly romantic stunt.
Shep: I like to think I know better, Garrus.
Garrus: Shepard, your idea of a date is to go out and kill bad people. You don't know any better.
Shep:...
Garrus: ...
Shep: This is about the 'Shepard finally getting some' pool and you betting on me flying solo again, isn't?
Garrus: Sha'ira. Gift of words. Actual words.
Shep: ...
Garus: I rest my case.
Shep: ...
Garrus: But no, my bet was on Chakwas this time around.
Shep: Chakwas?
Garrus: I'm still 10 000 credits short and you're not helping. The odds were absolutely insane no matter which you way you looked at it, but, hey, no guts no glory, right?
Shep: Garrus, I offered to buy you at least ten sets of outrageously priced body armor.
Garrus: Shepard, your idea of style is a marginally different shade of gray. I'll pass.
Shep: ...
Garrus: ...
Shep: Chakwas? Really?
Garrus: She used to rank significantly higher than Lawson, actually. Something about her lectures turning you on and you wanting to maim the Cerberus scow. Never bothered with the details, really.
Shep: I should space half of you jerks and never look back.
Modifié par DarthCyclopsRLZ, 22 avril 2010 - 05:54 .




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