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[Melra]

 Now that's horrified look folks.. Thats pure horror! 

[Rathias0114]

pyro_technician wrote...

Ok, so back on topic.... How cute would Shepard and Miranda's baby be?  I'm thinking on a cuteness level of 1-20, it would be about a 99999:wub:

Haha, I'd hope it's a girl.

Because you just KNOW Shepard would be the most over-protective father in the world.

[firecleaner]

Rathias0114 wrote...

pyro_technician wrote...

Ok, so back on topic.... How cute would Shepard and Miranda's baby be?  I'm thinking on a cuteness level of 1-20, it would be about a 99999:wub:

Haha, I'd hope it's a girl.

Because you just KNOW Shepard would be the most over-protective father in the world.

haha Johnny that poor kid...

[Rathias0114]

firecleaner wrote...

Rathias0114 wrote...

pyro_technician wrote...

Ok, so back on topic.... How cute would Shepard and Miranda's baby be?  I'm thinking on a cuteness level of 1-20, it would be about a 99999:wub:

Haha, I'd hope it's a girl.

Because you just KNOW Shepard would be the most over-protective father in the world.

haha Johnny that poor kid...

Shep - "So Johnny... have any special plans for tonight?"
Johnny - "Well, I was going to take your daughter to Make Out Point in the Nebula System."
Shep glares - "The what point?"

Johnny - "Bowling. We're going bowling."

Shep - "Good.. and the only balls getting rolled tonight better be hitting pins, because if I find out some strikes were dealt... I know people, Johnny. I know people."

[pyro_technician]

firecleaner wrote...

Rathias0114 wrote...

pyro_technician wrote...

Ok, so back on topic.... How cute would Shepard and Miranda's baby be?  I'm thinking on a cuteness level of 1-20, it would be about a 99999:wub:

Haha, I'd hope it's a girl.

Because you just KNOW Shepard would be the most over-protective father in the world.

haha Johnny that poor kid...

Honestly, and I know some of you will probably  throw things at me but I am prepared. *holds a shield* But I kind of want her to have twins. My sister had twins and I love the interaction between them. One is a boy and the other is a girl. It's just so cute! And if it were two girls?!  Those poor boys... 

[Melra]

The Awesome twins then. Miri copies except one has red hair and the other blonde?

[Rathias0114]

pyro_technician wrote...

firecleaner wrote...

Rathias0114 wrote...

pyro_technician wrote...

Ok, so back on topic.... How cute would Shepard and Miranda's baby be?  I'm thinking on a cuteness level of 1-20, it would be about a 99999:wub:

Haha, I'd hope it's a girl.

Because you just KNOW Shepard would be the most over-protective father in the world.

haha Johnny that poor kid...

Honestly, and I know some of you will probably  throw things at me but I am prepared. *holds a shield* But I kind of want her to have twins. My sister had twins and I love the interaction between them. One is a boy and the other is a girl. It's just so cute! And if it were two girls?!  Those poor boys... 

Twin girls?

Every man's dream - every man's death wish.

[pyro_technician]

Rathias0114 wrote...

firecleaner wrote...

Rathias0114 wrote...

pyro_technician wrote...

Ok, so back on topic.... How cute would Shepard and Miranda's baby be?  I'm thinking on a cuteness level of 1-20, it would be about a 99999:wub:

Haha, I'd hope it's a girl.

Because you just KNOW Shepard would be the most over-protective father in the world.

haha Johnny that poor kid...

Shep - "So Johnny... have any special plans for tonight?"
Johnny - "Well, I was going to take your daughter to Make Out Point in the Nebula System."
Shep glares - "The what point?"

Johnny - "Bowling. We're going bowling."

Shep - "Good.. and the only balls getting rolled tonight better be hitting pins, because if I find out some strikes were dealt... I know people, Johnny. I know people."

Shepard- So, Johnny what are you two going to be doing after the dance tonight?
Johnny- I will most certainly not be doing anything of anykind....sir.
Shepard- Just remember that I will find out everything that happens tonight. I have eyes all over the place.
Miranda- Oh darling stop that. I on the other hand DO have eyes and ears all over the place. I AM a biotic you know.
Daughter- MOM! DAD! YOU MADE JOHNNY WET HIMSELF AGAIN! 

[pyro_technician]

Shepard- Miri, you have the bugs in place right?

Miranda- Of course, who do you think I am? That idiot Kelly? Just don't start killing every single boy that starts to talk to our daughters.....

Shepard- WHY NOT?!

Miranda- Because I said so.

Shepard-....yes dear.

[AccursedOdin]

Rathias0114 wrote...

Shep - "So Johnny... have any special plans for tonight?"
Johnny - "Well, I was going to take your daughter to Make Out Point in the Nebula System."
Shep glares - "The what point?"

Johnny - "Bowling. We're going bowling."

Shep - "Good.. and the only balls getting rolled tonight better be hitting pins, because if I find out some strikes were dealt... I know people, Johnny. I know people."

I didn't realize how much I missed these conversations until now...

[firecleaner]

@ Pyro and Rath: hahaha the Johnny stories are good

 Odin's quote x2

Modifié par firecleaner, 01 mars 2010 - 05:45 .

[Flashy91]

Shepard: Ever survived a Thresher Maw attack Johnny?

Johnny: Uh, no sir.

Miranda: Well if we hear anything we don't like concerning you and our daughter I'm afraid Uncle Grunt will be teaching you how to

[KalenNighteyes]

Good night guys... gonna take some medicine and go to bed. Cya tomorrow!

[Rathias0114]

*Watch as kids get in car to go to date*



Shep - "Okay.. ready, ready...."



*fire pistol at tire*



Shep, acting - "OH MAN! You're tire blew out! guess you'll just have to stare here... under my careful supervision."

[Flashy91]

Lmao Rath.

Hope you feel better soon Kalen!

[firecleaner]

Night Kalen

[pyro_technician]

Night Kalen

[pyro_technician]

*Shepard on his daughter's wedding day*

Shepard- ..must....resist...urge...to kill....groom.

Modifié par pyro_technician, 01 mars 2010 - 05:52 .

[Rathias0114]

pyro_technician wrote...

*Shepard on his daughter's wedding day*

Shepard- ..must....resist...urge...to kill....groom.

Shepard - "Garrus.. do you have the shot?"

Garrus - "what? I'm right next to you!"

Shep - "GARRUS! You were supposed to be on the roof - to take out the groom!"

Garrus - "WTF are you talking about, Shepard?"

Miranda - "Shush you two! I'll have no plotting at my daughter's wedding."

[firecleaner]

Rathias0114 wrote...

pyro_technician wrote...

*Shepard on his daughter's wedding day*

Shepard- ..must....resist...urge...to kill....groom.

Shepard - "Garrus.. do you have the shot?"

Garrus - "what? I'm right next to you!"

Shep - "GARRUS! You were supposed to be on the roof - to take out the groom!"

Garrus - "WTF are you talking about, Shepard?"

Miranda - "Shush you two! I'll have no plotting at my daughter's wedding."

hahaha thats great

[Jediknight120]

Man I leave the thread for a half a day and miss all kinds of cool stuff.



Someone needs to youtube the Shaw punching so I can watch it again, and again, and again.

[shinobi602]

Shepard: "Let me lay a ground rule for you Johnny boy. My daughter deserves only the best, hear me?" *glances at Miranda* *Miranda winks*
Shepard: "A man's man, who will take care of her, give her the attention she deserves. Whose not afraid to take be daring, to take risks"
*pause*
Johnny: "Soo then...Mr.Shepard...what's the most daring thing you've ever done?"
Shepard: *stares* " I died."
Johnny:  *shifts around in couch* "Oh..."
Shepard: "And you, welp?"
Johnny: "I uh-err-I...well-"
Shepard: "Spit it out."
Johnny: "I...well....I did punch someone before!"
Shepard: "That's my boy. Who??"
Johnny: "It...wasn't really with a person-"
Shepard: "What the hell does that mean? Then what?"
Johnny: "It was a pyjak....."
Shepard: "Get out"

Modifié par shinobi602, 01 mars 2010 - 06:06 .

[pyro_technician]

Rathias0114 wrote...

pyro_technician wrote...

*Shepard on his daughter's wedding day*

Shepard- ..must....resist...urge...to kill....groom.

Shepard - "Garrus.. do you have the shot?"

Garrus - "what? I'm right next to you!"

Shep - "GARRUS! You were supposed to be on the roof - to take out the groom!"

Garrus - "WTF are you talking about, Shepard?"

Miranda - "Shush you two! I'll have no plotting at my daughter's wedding."

Grunt- Don't worry Shepard, I have my shotgun ready.

Shepard- I knew there was a reason you were always with me for every mission.

Miranda- Shepard, if you keep this up you will not have sex with me for an entire three months! 

Shepard- *sighs* Stand down Grunt, she's using sex as a weapon again.

Grunt- Damn, that woman really IS a genius.:wub:

[pyro_technician]

Goodness guys! We neeed a place to RP for Mass effect 2! There is just to much creative talent going to waste here! AND it gets the creative juices flowing!

*giggles* That's what she said.

[Rathias0114]

pyro_technician wrote...

Goodness guys! We neeed a place to RP for Mass effect 2! There is just to much creative talent going to waste here! AND it gets the creative juices flowing!
*giggles* That's what she said.

Literally and figuratively, eh?