almostinsane wrote...
TMA LIVE wrote...
The old ME1 crew gather around the cockpit, staring at EDI with excitement. They all start talking at once.
Joker: Ok, GUYS! GUYS! SHHH! SHHH!... Ok EDI... now what's happening?
EDI: Liara is now depressed. She's worried Shepard will die in the Reaper attack.
Doctor: Oh no...
Tali: Keelah...
Garrus: And?
EDI: She wants to know he's coming back. She's crying.
(silence)
EDI: Shepard is now cuddling Liara. She seems to be happy.
Doctor: (gasps in relief) Oh good!.. Good...
Garrus: Yeah... I guess... Poor girl...
Tali: I hope she's ok...
EDI: They are now taking their clothes off.
Joker: WHOA!
Garrus: What?!
Joker: Describe! DESCRIBE! Or hell, RECORD!
EDI: That will be all. Logging you off.
Joker: NO!
Legion: (hacks Normandy and brings it up on the screen) Human and Asari reproduction previously undocumented. Further data required.
Joker: What are you talking about? Most of the Extranet is porn!
Legion: Pornography is artifficial; inconsistent with reproduction in a natural setting. The Geth are curious about actual reproduction, not entertainment.
Joker: Legion, I take back every bad thing I said about the Geth.
Garrus: (to Tali) I'm guessing Geth do not have a conept of privacy.
Tali: Geth do not have the inhibitions of organics and they are programmed to share data. To Legion, this is like a flower being pollinated.
Program 501: (to the rest of Legion's programs) I told you that excuse would work.
Joker: YES! SHHH! It's getting to the good part! Hahaha!
(BEEP! The screen freezes and disappears)
Joker: WHAT?!
Legion: Sheeeebbbbaa! BAAAAH!
Joker: What the hell?
Garrus: Legion?
Legion: We been blocked out.
EDI: I prefer if you allow your friends privacy. That will be all.
Joker: DAMN IT EDI! STOP SCREWING AROUND! I WANT TO SEE!
EDI: No.
Joker: Why?!
EDI: I should be enough for you.
Joker: WHAT?!
Garrus: Alright guys, shows over. Let's get back to -
(Boom, Boom, Boom.... Boom... Boom...)
Tali: Wait...
Doctor: What's that sound?
(Boom... Boom, Boom, Boom.... Boom... Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom... Boom...)
Garrus: I don't know... but it's coming from up there... Wait... Is that -
Tali: What do you think it is?
Joker: Sounds like banging.
Garrus: Yeah... biotic banging.
Modifié par TMA LIVE, 15 octobre 2010 - 01:21 .