I was think of drawing a comic, here is the script that would have been for its. But now I really can’t be bothered. Wayy too much drawing involved in this. But I thought I would post it up anyway. If you can’t be assed reading it don’t, because I can’t be assed drawing it lol
Mass Effect 3, the finial show.
1=Jack 2=Liara 3=Tali (fyi)
Mordin: “Welcome back yes, for the third and final “Normandy Bachelor”
Mordin: “The last two shows were most exciting, gripping if you will. Returning we have Commander Sheapard, hero of the citadel, Slayer of the reapers and self-proclaimed ladies man.”
Sheapard: smiles and waves.
Mordin: ”Also joining us are 3 of your past triumphs, Sheapard. For now we’ll call them soul mates 1, 2 and 3. Thanks to E.D.I here their voices will be digitally altered to sound the same so you’ll have to ask questions before making your final decision. I’ll remind you sheapard that you only get 4 questions, along with 1 phone a friend card, and one fight to the death card that can be played at anytime. Sheapard, if you will, let the games begin.”
Sheapard: “I’ll start with soul mate 1. If I was to take you out on a date, where would you like me to take you?”
Jack: “To the most expensive restaurant on the citadel. If I’m your number one girl, I’ll expect nothing but the best.
Oh and I’ll want that cheerleading **** to be our waitress, so I can really rub her noise in it.”
Mordin: “She is a feisty one. Your next question, Sheapard.”
Sheapard:” Soul mate 3. If you caught me kissing another female, what would you do?
Tali: “Sheapard… why… I mean how could you? After all we have been through. It would be over between us Sheapard, absolutely over.
Sheapard:”..it’s my mother”
Tali: “Oh... umm... well, I guess that’s ok. Sheapard, you set me up.
Mordin:”Nicely played Sheapard, nicely played. 2 questions left, don’t forget your cards.
Sheapard:” Soul mate 2. If you couldn’t have me, what would you do?”
Liara:” I… I don’t know. You’re the only one for me Sheapard. I don’t think I could handle losing you again.
Sheapard: I like a girl that can stand on her own two feet. Mordin, I’ll play my fight to the death card for soul mates 1 and 2.”
Mordin:” You heard the Commander. 1 and 2, Fight to the death.
Laira:” What? Right here?
Jack:” come on book worm, let’s dance!”
FIGHT!
Mordin: “It would seem that soul mate 1 is out of the game. Your move Sheapard.”
Sheapard: “Can I ask them both the same questions?”
Mordin:” by all means.”
Sheapard: “would either of you be willing to start a family?”
Tali: “ummm I would be willing. I don’t know how feasible it would be. But I would be willing to try.”
Liara: “As would I Sheapard.”
Mordin: “you only have your card left Sheapard. You’ll be calling a friend now, yes?”
Sheapard: “yes. I would like to call Garrus.”
Garrus: “Hey Sheapard, how can I help?”
Sheapard: “you can see both of them right? What one do you think I should go for?”
Garrus: “I don’t think you can go wrong Sheapard. They both look flexible to me, if you catch my meaning.”
Sheapard: “Mordin, can I choose both?”
Mordin: “no, and no you can’t have another fight to the death card. This is it Sheapard. This is what the 3 games have all lead up to. Who is it going to be? Soul mate 2 or 3?”
Sheapard:”…ok give me a sec to save. There, I’ll go with Soul mate 2. Soul mate 3… I’ll be back for you later.”
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It's not that important.
I think that's the only way BW could justify the horrendous plot-holes in ME2:devil:
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