Wizbane wrote...
Bioguy #1: "So great. We have a new Product Identity that rocks, fans love our way of making games and we sold millions of DA:O copies. What now?"
Not so smart Bioguy #2: "Let's screw it over with an expansion that is not an expansion, unlike the other zillion of game expansions we've done in the past."
Bioguy #1: "Think you're smart? We had been planning what you suggest for *years* during the DA development cycle! It's exactly what we're doing next!"
Not so smart Bioguy #2: "Ohhh, you're so smart Bioguy #1!"
While we're doing impressions let me throw one out *obviously not directed at you*
Crazyfan #1- Whhaaaa Leliana isn't in the game!
Crazyfan #2- What my DLC content doesn't transfer!? Screw the 500 new high tier items! I want my 7 items! This expansion will suck. Their half a**'in it.
Crazyfan #1- Your right, it isn't catored to my every whim. It will suck.
Crazyfan #2- I rate it a 2/10, despite never played it
Crazyfan #1- I rate it a -1/10, those bioware guys are horrible horrible people who want to screw us over. F*** them, F*** the man. What d-bags.
*A little under a month later...
if it gets good reviews*
Crazyfan #1- Oh whats that? It's getting good reviews and fans like it? Hmmm, I thought bioware made s***y games and just screwed over fans
Crazyfan #2- I told you it was gonna rok! Wait, Anders isn't coming back for DA2!? I HATE BIOWARE!
Modifié par Wishpig, 22 février 2010 - 08:30 .