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[BECC4]

Jhosephine wrote...

BECC4 wrote...

Jhosephine wrote...
Careful Becc, I might be tempted to face the fires of hell and create a shirtless Conrad  

Is it wrong that I actually want to see this?!  

It's like a hideous accident, you don't want to look but you know you're going to anyway!

:lol:

So ME has Conrad and Jacob that make us shudder, I think it's the only game that really made me do that lol

Well I sorta feel sorry for Conrad, he's just a goon, Jacob however needs a slap, as does Shep I suppose for being a wh0re when talking to him  

[sesheta255]

BECC4 wrote...

Well I sorta feel sorry for Conrad, he's just a goon, Jacob however needs a slap, as does Shep I suppose for being a wh0re when talking to him  

I keep having this image in my head of the look on Kaidans face as he walks into the armoury & hears Shep "talking" to Jacob

@Jho - I swear if you even joke anymore about shirtless conrad I will bombard your inbox with a nice super graphic fic about Conrads dream

Modifié par sesheta255, 09 avril 2010 - 11:51 .

[taigin]

Haha. I imagine Conrad being either totally shaved or worse... having blond curly chest hair. Aaah, the horror, make the mental images go away

[Nightodie]

I found the fan fic that you were talking about with the rain in Vancover I think - it's called Shore Leave by Lawliet's Shinigami on fanfiction.net. Sorry it took so long, I'm still at work & supervisor is here.

I was also reading some fan Fic & got caught up in the stories!





[Tatooine92]

Joisan wrote...

Tatooine92 wrote...

...no...?  Just that it's an expensive DLC I won't get right now.

It's where the "Aah, yes, 'Virmire surivors'" in some of our sigs came from.  Essentially, Kasumi will comment on every single potential love interest in the Mass Effect universe, including Liara, but not Ash and Kaidan.  So a lot of us were sharpening our pitchforks and getting out the torches.  But I'm not going to drag down my wonderful mood any more.

OOOOOHHH!!! *grabs torch, pitchfork, tar, and a bag of chicken feathers*  BIOWARE GET OVER HERE YOU JERKS!

*ahem*

[Tatooine92]

BECC4 wrote...

Jhosephine wrote...

BECC4 wrote...

Jhosephine wrote...
Careful Becc, I might be tempted to face the fires of hell and create a shirtless Conrad  

Is it wrong that I actually want to see this?!  

It's like a hideous accident, you don't want to look but you know you're going to anyway!

:lol:

So ME has Conrad and Jacob that make us shudder, I think it's the only game that really made me do that lol

Well I sorta feel sorry for Conrad, he's just a goon, Jacob however needs a slap, as does Shep I suppose for being a wh0re when talking to him  

I'll help with the slapping.  "WATCH YOUR MOUTH, B!TCH."  Honestly!  I was trying to talk to Jacob yesterday and not one of the three dialogue options was neutral or negative!  In fact, the "Renegade" choice was the most wh0re-like of them all!  Next DLC: Renegade FemSheps sound actually Renegade!

[sapphyreelf]

Maybe Conrad is really a yeti underneath his shirt. *shudders*

I think my favorite pic that was done so far with Conrad is the one where he snuck into Shep's cabin, crossed out Kaidan's photo and put his photo next to it. It makes me laugh every time.

[Tatooine92]

sapphyreelf wrote...

Maybe Conrad is really a yeti underneath his shirt. *shudders*
I think my favorite pic that was done so far with Conrad is the one where he snuck into Shep's cabin, crossed out Kaidan's photo and put his photo next to it. It makes me laugh every time.

I liked the one where he replaced Jacob for the "prize" line.

[sesheta255]

Nightodie wrote...

I found the fan fic that you were talking about with the rain in Vancover I think - it's called Shore Leave by Lawliet's Shinigami on fanfiction.net. Sorry it took so long, I'm still at work & supervisor is here.
I was also reading some fan Fic & got caught up in the stories!



Hey nice work Nightodie.  Its not hard to get caught up in the stories, lol.  Here's tuxedo Kaidan for your efforts

[Jhourney]

sesheta255 wrote...

BECC4 wrote...

Well I sorta feel sorry for Conrad, he's just a goon, Jacob however needs a slap, as does Shep I suppose for being a wh0re when talking to him  

I keep having this image in my head of the look on Kaidans face as he walks into the armoury & hears Shep "talking" to Jacob

@Jho - I swear if you even joke anymore about shirtless conrad I will bombard your inbox with a nice super graphic fic about Conrads dream

*points at the others* but but...they are doing it toooo Sesh *nags like a little girl*

Yeti Conrad? rofl....I.....I ....so tempting :lol:

[sesheta255]

@Sapphy - its not an image that I really want in my head but you've put it there now, (thanks for that btw, lol). Conrad seems the sort that would rival a yeti in hairiness. Excuse me while I go and bleach my brain and have a really large glass of something extremely alcoholic.

[sapphyreelf]

@Sesh/Jho: You're welcome!

Edit: Don't yeti guys normally do strange things like pose in bikini briefs on zebra print rugs? *ducks and runs*

Modifié par sapphyreelf, 09 avril 2010 - 12:15 .

[Tatooine92]

sesheta255 wrote...

@Sapphy - its not an image that I really want in my head but you've put it there now, (thanks for that btw, lol). Conrad seems the sort that would rival a yeti in hairiness. Excuse me while I go and bleach my brain and have a really large glass of something extremely alcoholic.

Elassa.  A melancholy drink for a melancholy fangirl.

...at least, I think it's elassa.  It's been a while since I read Revelation.

[sesheta255]

Jhosephine wrote...

sesheta255 wrote...

BECC4 wrote...

Well I sorta feel sorry for Conrad, he's just a goon, Jacob however needs a slap, as does Shep I suppose for being a wh0re when talking to him  

I keep having this image in my head of the look on Kaidans face as he walks into the armoury & hears Shep "talking" to Jacob

@Jho - I swear if you even joke anymore about shirtless conrad I will bombard your inbox with a nice super graphic fic about Conrads dream

*points at the others* but but...they are doing it toooo Sesh *nags like a little girl*

Yeti Conrad? rofl....I.....I ....so tempting :lol:

Jho I'm a master nagger, I live with 2 teenage boys after all
Here you go - yeti conrad

[sesheta255]

sapphyreelf wrote...

@Sesh/Jho: You're welcome!

Edit: Don't yeti guys normally do strange things like pose in bikini briefs on zebra print rugs? *ducks and runs*

You are now officially on the list of "Conrads Dream" recipients

[sapphyreelf]

@Sesh: Hahaha, ok, I probably deserve it for that.

[Joisan]

Wrathra wrote...

That was Standard Issue Life.

http://www.fanfictio...dard_issue_life

Yes it was!  Ch. 12.  Thanks :happy:

[Tatooine92]

Joisan wrote...

Wrathra wrote...

That was Standard Issue Life.

http://www.fanfictio...dard_issue_life

Yes it was!  Ch. 12.  Thanks :happy:

And the problem of which fic it was is solved! Whoo!

[Tatooine92]

You know... I was just thinking... The tone FemShep uses with Jacob... we're all agreed that needs to be reserved for Kaidan. But I was just remembering a Dragon Age comic that Aimo over at DeviantArt did; it was Alistair and her Lady Aeducan, as I recall. It was called "Strawberries and Cream," I think, and involved Lady Aeducan bringing Alistair a bowl of strawberries and cream, only to spill them on him and then so *very* sensually lick the mess off him. That almost seems like something one or two of my FemSheps would do to Kaidan, y'know? XD

*ahem* Maybe I'll go sit down before I hurt myself with these fangirly thoughts.

Modifié par Tatooine92, 09 avril 2010 - 12:39 .

[Joisan]

Nightodie wrote...

I found the fan fic that you were talking about with the rain in Vancover I think - it's called Shore Leave by Lawliet's Shinigami on fanfiction.net. Sorry it took so long, I'm still at work & supervisor is here.
I was also reading some fan Fic & got caught up in the stories!



I read that one, but it wasn't the one I was thinking of.  The one I was thinking of was mainly Standard Issue Life ch. 12, which my mind probably blurred a little with Domus.

[Joisan]

Tatooine92 wrote...

You know... I was just thinking... The tone FemShep uses with Jacob... we're all agreed that needs to be reserved for Kaidan. But I was just remembering a Dragon Age comic that Aimo over at DeviantArt did; it was Alistair and her Lady Aeducan, as I recall. It was called "Strawberries and Cream," I think, and involved Lady Aeducan bringing Alistair a bowl of strawberries and cream, only to spill them on him and then so *very* sensually lick the mess off him. That almost seems like something one or two of my FemSheps would do to Kaidan, y'know? XD

*ahem* Maybe I'll go sit down before I hurt myself with these fangirly thoughts.

Did we agree on any such thing?  I for one wouldn't want to hear that tone of voice even with Kaidan.  I'd much rather stick with the kind of voice acting femShep and Kaidan had in ME1.

[Tatooine92]

Joisan wrote...

Tatooine92 wrote...

You know... I was just thinking... The tone FemShep uses with Jacob... we're all agreed that needs to be reserved for Kaidan. But I was just remembering a Dragon Age comic that Aimo over at DeviantArt did; it was Alistair and her Lady Aeducan, as I recall. It was called "Strawberries and Cream," I think, and involved Lady Aeducan bringing Alistair a bowl of strawberries and cream, only to spill them on him and then so *very* sensually lick the mess off him. That almost seems like something one or two of my FemSheps would do to Kaidan, y'know? XD

*ahem* Maybe I'll go sit down before I hurt myself with these fangirly thoughts.

Did we agree on any such thing?  I for one wouldn't want to hear that tone of voice even with Kaidan.  I'd much rather stick with the kind of voice acting femShep and Kaidan had in ME1.

Oh, then, never mind.  *gets out magical Internet eraser*  Just seemed to me that that would be more suitable for their private times...

...I'm still going to sit down before I end up making an idiot of myself.  I'm sitting in a sunny window and it's roasting me, so I think it's affecting my brain.  *moves away from window*

Modifié par Tatooine92, 09 avril 2010 - 12:45 .

[Joisan]

Tatooine92 wrote...

sesheta255 wrote...

@Sapphy - its not an image that I really want in my head but you've put it there now, (thanks for that btw, lol). Conrad seems the sort that would rival a yeti in hairiness. Excuse me while I go and bleach my brain and have a really large glass of something extremely alcoholic.

Elassa.  A melancholy drink for a melancholy fangirl.

...at least, I think it's elassa.  It's been a while since I read Revelation.

It's spelled Elasa, but good memory!

[Tatooine92]

Aha! I knew it. I'm ALWAYS one S off with that stupid stuff. XD

[Jhourney]

Now I want strawberries and cream....which is odd considering I just caught up to the thread and have yeti Conrad on a rug in my mind. Funny how quickly it's erased at the thought of Kaidan+strawberries+cream......nomnom