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[sesheta255]

@Jho - everyone else at the damn party had long dresses, lol. Bioware couldn't even give Shep a decent pair of legs to go with the dress. I don't even want to picture Shep walking like a geisha, lmao
well she could always grovel on her knees, but all I hear in my head at that thought is 'down you go', and its way too early in the morning for me to be this deep in the gutter already, lol

edit : I need a Kaidan to kickstart my day

Modifié par sesheta255, 30 avril 2010 - 07:40 .

[Joisan]

sesheta255 wrote...

@Jho - everyone else at the damn party had long dresses, lol. Bioware couldn't even give Shep a decent pair of legs to go with the dress. I don't even want to picture Shep walking like a geisha, lamo
well she could always grovel on her knees, but all I hear in my head at that thought is 'down you go', and its way too early in the morning for me to be this deep in the gutter already, lol

LOL Sesh, it's never too early to be in the gutter!

[Jhourney]

sesheta255 wrote...

@Jho - everyone else at the damn party had long dresses, lol. Bioware couldn't even give Shep a decent pair of legs to go with the dress. I don't even want to picture Shep walking like a geisha, lamo
well she could always grovel on her knees, but all I hear in my head at that thought is 'down you go', and its way too early in the morning for me to be this deep in the gutter already, lol

lol

They shouldn't have given a butch gal like Shepard a dress that short anyway, doubt she's into bikini waxing and stuff

Hmm just noticed one of the bartenders in Chora's Den is sporting some nifty sunglasses....in Chora's Den...where it's bloody dark....wth? I'm noticing so many little details now lol

And while I do something else and have ME running and I see Kaidan reach for his head because it hurts...I just melt each and every single time....awwwwwww.

[Nightodie]

You know what I find funny is that all the other ladies at the party are wearing long dresses. Shepard is the only one wearing a short dress. It looks out of place and she shouldn't want to draw attention right.


Oops Sesh didn't see you say that because I was too busy looking at your Kaidan Pic.

Modifié par Nightodie, 30 avril 2010 - 07:44 .

[sesheta255]

Jhosephine wrote...


They shouldn't have given a butch gal like Shepard a dress that short anyway, doubt she's into bikini waxing and stuff

Hey that could be a good idea for a fic,  where the girls decide to take shep in hand and try and make her more girly, lmao 

@Nightodie - thats alright, Kaidan is far  more interesting than me, lol

[Jhourney]

sesheta255 wrote...

Jhosephine wrote...


They shouldn't have given a butch gal like Shepard a dress that short anyway, doubt she's into bikini waxing and stuff

Hey that could be a good idea for a fic,  where the girls decide to take shep in hand and try and make her more girly, lmao 

@Nightodie - thats alright, Kaidan is far  more interesting than me, lol

Maybe you should have a go at posing shirtless too Sesh

Now I really want to meet Hannah Shepard, she forgot to teach Shep a thing or two. I bet that when you finally meet the mom, she'll be as butch as her daughter

[sesheta255]

@Jho - that would send everyone screaming in terror. I'm too old and gravity affected now, lol.
Yeah I can just picture them together. I actually have my Shep going to visit her mother in my next random stupidity and she's not happy about it, although she does get rewarded by a nekked Kaidan in her shower when she gets back to the Normandy, lol

Modifié par sesheta255, 30 avril 2010 - 08:10 .

[Shenzi]

sesheta255 wrote...

Jhosephine wrote...


They shouldn't have given a butch gal like Shepard a dress that short anyway, doubt she's into bikini waxing and stuff

Hey that could be a good idea for a fic,  where the girls decide to take shep in hand and try and make her more girly, lmao 

@Nightodie - thats alright, Kaidan is far  more interesting than me, lol

I actually already have a chapter like that in mind for when I flip around the Horizon fic and show it from Shep's point of view starting with the point right at which Kai Kai is taken by the collectors.  In chapter 4 I talked about how Shep had borrowed clothing from Miranda and altered her appearance to slip onto the Citadel unnoticed  but I know she didn't have a clue how to do her make up or hair or anything that related to be being girly.  I think Miranda even had to go over how to walk in high heals with her. 

[Jhourney]

sesheta255 wrote...

@Jho - that would send everyone screaming in terror. I'm too old and gravity affected now, lol.
Yeah I can just picture them together. I actually have my Shep going to visit her mother in my next random stupidity and she's not happy about it, although she does get rewarded by a nekked Kaidan when she gets back to the Normandy, lol

Hmm..meeting the parents is always an interesting angle. Shepard is rather blunt and the fact that she can't even keep her knees together while wearing a dress, tells me she lacks a few manners as well *chuckles*...whereas Kaidan comes across as the charming and polite type..you know, the one that makes mothers swoon, so I'm assuming his parents taught him well. There's a bit of a contrast going on there. Shepard meeting his parents might be awkward, Kaidan meeting hers (in case of the spacer) will go smoothly no doubt....hmm.

[RazorNightngale]

 Aww, am I the only one who RP's her Shepard to be girly?  Mine isn't out of a out of control oh mai gawd I broke a nail type of girl, but she does like things like lacy, complicated underwear and skirts.

She just doesn't wear them all the time and only lets a few certain people know that she has them.    

[sesheta255]

Shep may have to keep her mother away from him. Lets face it, what woman wouldn't love Kaidan, lol. I can just imagine Shep meeting Kaidan's parents, she'd probably get on ok with his father until he found out she was a biotic as well, lol

[Shenzi]

Jhosephine wrote...

TeenZombie wrote...

No, LOL, go talk to Garrus while wearing that dress and look at the way she sits.  It's just not ladylike!

Why am I not surprised lol...I feel so sorry for Shepard...

I was laughing about this when I saw it.


I took Shep around the ship talking to everyone in the dress because I figured she would get some comments about it.  I was disappointed that not even Joker had anything to say about Shep in a dress.

[sesheta255]

RazorNightngale wrote...

 Aww, am I the only one who RP's her Shepard to be girly?  Mine isn't out of a out of control oh mai gawd I broke a nail type of girl, but she does like things like lacy, complicated underwear and skirts.

She just doesn't wear them all the time and only lets a few certain people know that she has them.    

hey we managed to lure a lurker out - Welcome to the gutter
My shep hasn't got a girly bone in her body, although in one of the fics I'm currently working on she's going to go and buy some lingerie much to her embarassment

[fortunesque]

RazorNightngale wrote...

 Aww, am I the only one who RP's her Shepard to be girly?  Mine isn't out of a out of control oh mai gawd I broke a nail type of girl, but she does like things like lacy, complicated underwear and skirts.

She just doesn't wear them all the time and only lets a few certain people know that she has them.    

Mine isn't necessarily girly, but she likes feminine things and has a few girly quirks. It's an interesting contrast to her extremely surly behavoir.

[Shenzi]

sesheta255 wrote...

RazorNightngale wrote...

 Aww, am I the only one who RP's her Shepard to be girly?  Mine isn't out of a out of control oh mai gawd I broke a nail type of girl, but she does like things like lacy, complicated underwear and skirts.

She just doesn't wear them all the time and only lets a few certain people know that she has them.    

hey we managed to lure a lurker out - Welcome to the gutter
My shep hasn't got a girly bone in her body, although in one of the fics I'm currently working on she's going to go and buy some lingerie much to her embarassment

Oh god Sesh, when do we get to see this? 

[sesheta255]

@shenzi - don't get too excited, its not one of my random stupidities, but I seem to be writing hybrids now anyway, lol

@Jho - on the subject of shep's mother, a line from the random stupidity that I've nearly finished -


“Yeah,  you’re probably right. My mother would have us married off within 5 minutes then spend the next 2 hours lecturing me on fraternization.” Shepard said with a sigh. “I’d much rather be walking into a nest full of mercs with only one clip left in my ammo belt.”

Modifié par sesheta255, 30 avril 2010 - 09:13 .

[Shenzi]

I like the idea of a story with Shep's mom, the spacer background isn't seen too often in fics.

[Joisan]

Shenzi wrote...

I like the idea of a story with Shep's mom, the spacer background isn't seen too often in fics.

Then you'll be happy to know I'm working on one right now :happy:

[fortunesque]

Shenzi wrote...

I like the idea of a story with Shep's mom, the spacer background isn't seen too often in fics.

My mShep in one of my stories is a spacer. I haven't seen the "momma's boy" thing done yet, so I'm totally going to do it.

[sesheta255]

Shenzi wrote...

I like the idea of a story with Shep's mom, the spacer background isn't seen too often in fics.

Well Hannah doesn't appear in my fic, just gets a mention, although you never know what dumb ideas will pop into my head, lol.  I have a vision of shep in a wedding dress trying to stick pistols down her bodice and in her garter belt, and trying to find a place to fit the grenade launcher much to the horror of her female squaddies.  Oh so much random stupidity, so little time

[Shenzi]

sesheta255 wrote...

Shenzi wrote...

I like the idea of a story with Shep's mom, the spacer background isn't seen too often in fics.

Well Hannah doesn't appear in my fic, just gets a mention, although you never know what dumb ideas will pop into my head, lol.  I have a vision of shep in a wedding dress trying to stick pistols down her bodice and in her garter belt, and trying to find a place to fit the grenade launcher much to the horror of her female squaddies.  Oh so much random stupidity, so little time

Oh gawd could you see the bridesmaid lineup with Miranda, Jack, Samara, Katsumi, Tali  and Chambers?

Modifié par Shenzi, 30 avril 2010 - 09:39 .

[sesheta255]

Shenzi wrote...

sesheta255 wrote...

Shenzi wrote...

I like the idea of a story with Shep's mom, the spacer background isn't seen too often in fics.

Well Hannah doesn't appear in my fic, just gets a mention, although you never know what dumb ideas will pop into my head, lol.  I have a vision of shep in a wedding dress trying to stick pistols down her bodice and in her garter belt, and trying to find a place to fit the grenade launcher much to the horror of her female squaddies.  Oh so much random stupidity, so little time

Oh gawd could you see the bridesmaid lineup with Miranda, Jack, Samara, Katsumi, Tali  and Chambers?

You forgot Liara.  and Joker
Just the scene where Shep tries to talk Jack into wearing a dress that covers up her boobs and doesn't clash with her tatts should be hysterical in itself.
Yeah thats another thing on my list of random stupidities to write.

Modifié par sesheta255, 30 avril 2010 - 10:00 .

[sesheta255]

fortunesque wrote...

Shenzi wrote...

I like the idea of a story with Shep's mom, the spacer background isn't seen too often in fics.

My mShep in one of my stories is a spacer. I haven't seen the "momma's boy" thing done yet, so I'm totally going to do it.

Great.  I'll look forward to that one.  I love your stories.
Hope you got a good sleep and feel a bit happier today after the bad day you had yesterday Fort

[legbamel]

sesheta255 wrote...

RazorNightngale wrote...

 Aww, am I the only one who RP's her Shepard to be girly?  Mine isn't out of a out of control oh mai gawd I broke a nail type of girl, but she does like things like lacy, complicated underwear and skirts.

She just doesn't wear them all the time and only lets a few certain people know that she has them.    

hey we managed to lure a lurker out - Welcome to the gutter
My shep hasn't got a girly bone in her body, although in one of the fics I'm currently working on she's going to go and buy some lingerie much to her embarassment

My Shep is a lot like me: no patience for most of the girly stuff but she definitely knows how to enjoy being a woman with the right man.  

[legbamel]

sesheta255 wrote...

Shenzi wrote...

sesheta255 wrote...

Shenzi wrote...

I like the idea of a story with Shep's mom, the spacer background isn't seen too often in fics.

Well Hannah doesn't appear in my fic, just gets a mention, although you never know what dumb ideas will pop into my head, lol.  I have a vision of shep in a wedding dress trying to stick pistols down her bodice and in her garter belt, and trying to find a place to fit the grenade launcher much to the horror of her female squaddies.  Oh so much random stupidity, so little time

Oh gawd could you see the bridesmaid lineup with Miranda, Jack, Samara, Katsumi, Tali  and Chambers?

You forgot Liara.  and Joker
Just the scene where Shep tries to talk Jack into wearing a dress that covers up her boobs and doesn't clash with her tatts should be hysterical in itself.
Yeah thats another thing on my list of random stupidities to write.

I can picture the dress shopping escapade.

Shep: Where the hell am I supposed to attach my pistol?
Liara: You don't go armed to your own wedding!
Shep: May you don't.