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[crimsonrhodelia]

Mafia Hit Man Kaidan thinks want-to-be-competition should just fuggedaboutit and stands ready to wack these clowns at your order:

Modifié par crimsonrhodelia, 25 février 2010 - 09:49 .

[Tatooine92]

Joisan wrote...

Tatooine92 wrote...

"Prize? PRIZE?! That's all you see me as?! Taylor, I could kick your ass from one side of the universe to the other without even breaking a sweat, and you call me a *prize*?!"

Tat, you so should have been on the ME2 writing team.

That is actually my dream job.    I'll graduate college in about five years... English/creative writing degree...  I'll be applying to BioWare to be a writer.

[The Angry One]

Jhosephine wrote...

crimsonrhodelia wrote...

To be honest, I was wondering how long it would take you to shop this, Jho! Scary thing is I might actually prefer this to the game option...

It was just a quickie, don't wanna work on Conrad for too long....in more ways than one  
Conrad over Jacob? Oh my....can't I just have a renegade interrupt and shoot myself instead? lol

I don't know. At least the dialog would be funny.

Conrad: "Oh my god, oh my god. I can't wait to tell my wife I actually made it with Commander Shepard!"

Shepard: "Conrad, I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times to make that sound like a good idea."

[Tatooine92]

*giggles hysterically*

EDIT:  Angry One, I just wanted you to know that I finally realized where your sig quote is from... and I cracked up so much it hurt.  My Renegade Shepard got totally sloshed on the Citadel, and it was so hilarious that I laughed 'til I cried.

Modifié par Tatooine92, 25 février 2010 - 09:50 .

[Isaantia]

Darazelly wrote...

MICHELLE7 wrote...

Isaantia wrote...

MICHELLE7 wrote...

Mrs Templar wrote...

Biotic_Warlock wrote...


Bad Boy Kaiden for me!

Maybe he is going to punish FemShep for her time with Cerberus 

Why did I all of a sudden think Antonio Banderas in Zorro?

I had the HUGEST crush on Zorro when I was a little girl.

I think I can totally see Kaidan in a Zorro outfit now.

Don't tempt me to draw that.

*tempts* :devil::devil:

[Jhourney]

The Angry One wrote...

Jhosephine wrote...

crimsonrhodelia wrote...

To be honest, I was wondering how long it would take you to shop this, Jho! Scary thing is I might actually prefer this to the game option...

It was just a quickie, don't wanna work on Conrad for too long....in more ways than one  
Conrad over Jacob? Oh my....can't I just have a renegade interrupt and shoot myself instead? lol

I don't know. At least the dialog would be funny.

Conrad: "Oh my god, oh my god. I can't wait to tell my wife I actually made it with Commander Shepard!"

Shepard: "Conrad, I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times to make that sound like a good idea."

Don't think Conrad can go past saying "Oh my god, oh my god" for the duration of the scene. And Shepard's response could be your sig

[sesheta255]

Shep is called to the citadel to face the council :

asari : shepard you have been called here to explain your actions

turian : Ah yes, "airquotes" prize "airquotes"

[crimsonrhodelia]

Jhosephine wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

Jhosephine wrote...
It was just a quickie, don't wanna work on Conrad for too long....in more ways than one  
Conrad over Jacob? Oh my....can't I just have a renegade interrupt and shoot myself instead? lol

I don't know. At least the dialog would be funny.

Conrad: "Oh my god, oh my god. I can't wait to tell my wife I actually made it with Commander Shepard!"

Shepard: "Conrad, I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times to make that sound like a good idea."

Don't think Conrad can go past saying "Oh my god, oh my god" for the duration of the scene. And Shepard's response could be your sig

:lol::lol: Where's that gutter pic when you need it?

[Joisan]

Tatooine92 wrote...
That is actually my dream job.    I'll graduate college in about five years... English/creative writing degree...  I'll be applying to BioWare to be a writer.

Good luck with that   Maybe 6 years from now when I graduate medical school we'll see your name with that big shiny Bioware sign next to it.

[fortunesque]

sesheta255 wrote...

Shep is called to the citadel to face the council :
asari : shepard you have been called here to explain your actions
turian : Ah yes, "airquotes" prize "airquotes"

You know, one thing I noticed is that the Turian councilor has a marked Southern accent in ME2. There were hints of it in ME1 too... "Virmarrrrre"

[Joisan]

crimsonrhodelia wrote...
 Where's that gutter pic when you need it?

I knew that was a good idea!

Modifié par Joisan, 25 février 2010 - 09:55 .

[Doug84]

Jhosephine wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

Jhosephine wrote...
It was just a quickie, don't wanna work on Conrad for too long....in more ways than one  
Conrad over Jacob? Oh my....can't I just have a renegade interrupt and shoot myself instead? lol

I don't know. At least the dialog would be funny.

Conrad: "Oh my god, oh my god. I can't wait to tell my wife I actually made it with Commander Shepard!"

Shepard: "Conrad, I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times to make that sound like a good idea."

Don't think Conrad can go past saying "Oh my god, oh my god" for the duration of the scene. And Shepard's response could be your sig

Actually, no, it would be briefly Conrad going "Oh God, oh God"

Then Shepard standing in the showers, a dead eyed look on her face as she thinks about the horror she just inflicted on herself:innocent:

[BECC4]

Doug84 wrote...

Jhosephine wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

Jhosephine wrote...
It was just a quickie, don't wanna work on Conrad for too long....in more ways than one  
Conrad over Jacob? Oh my....can't I just have a renegade interrupt and shoot myself instead? lol

I don't know. At least the dialog would be funny.

Conrad: "Oh my god, oh my god. I can't wait to tell my wife I actually made it with Commander Shepard!"

Shepard: "Conrad, I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times to make that sound like a good idea."

Don't think Conrad can go past saying "Oh my god, oh my god" for the duration of the scene. And Shepard's response could be your sig

Actually, no, it would be briefly Conrad going "Oh God, oh God"

Then Shepard standing in the showers, a dead eyed look on her face as she thinks about the horror she just inflicted on herself:innocent:

Well I actually think Conrad is an impressive piece of man meat *runs away sniggering*

[Tatooine92]

Joisan wrote...

Tatooine92 wrote...
That is actually my dream job.    I'll graduate college in about five years... English/creative writing degree...  I'll be applying to BioWare to be a writer.

Good luck with that   Maybe 6 years from now when I graduate medical school we'll see your name with that big shiny Bioware sign next to it.

I hope so!  Sometimes I just feel like they need me.  *melodramatic sigh*  Good luck with your med school, too!

[Doug84]

BECC4 wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

Jhosephine wrote...



Don't think Conrad can go past saying "Oh my god, oh my god" for the duration of the scene. And Shepard's response could be your sig

Actually, no, it would be briefly Conrad going "Oh God, oh God"

Then Shepard standing in the showers, a dead eyed look on her face as she thinks about the horror she just inflicted on herself:innocent:

Well I actually think Conrad is an impressive piece of man meat *runs away sniggering*

*simply watches as the wolves catch the sense of drawn blood in the air*

Let the games begin!

*sips from his mug of tea*

[Tatooine92]

Doug84 wrote...

BECC4 wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

Jhosephine wrote...



Don't think Conrad can go past saying "Oh my god, oh my god" for the duration of the scene. And Shepard's response could be your sig

Actually, no, it would be briefly Conrad going "Oh God, oh God"

Then Shepard standing in the showers, a dead eyed look on her face as she thinks about the horror she just inflicted on herself:innocent:

Well I actually think Conrad is an impressive piece of man meat *runs away sniggering*

*simply watches as the wolves catch the sense of drawn blood in the air*

Let the games begin!

*sips from his mug of tea*

*sits back with a bottle of Kool-Aid to watch the fun*

[Jhourney]

BECC4 wrote...

Well I actually think Conrad is an impressive piece of man meat *runs away sniggering*

Never thought I would ever see Conrad being called that :lol:

[Joisan]

Tatooine92 wrote...

I hope so!  Sometimes I just feel like they need me.  *melodramatic sigh*  Good luck with your med school, too!

They sure as heck needed you when they were writing the femShep/Jacob romance.  Your response was extremely appropriate.

[Jhourney]

Okay I need some sleep. Alenko make sure these girls behave while I'm gone!

[Daewan]

Joisan wrote...

crimsonrhodelia wrote...
 Where's that gutter pic when you need it?

I knew that was a good idea!

Speaking of gutters, I got stuck in one today when a sales person was reading us a contract.  She got to the line where we agreed to be bound, and then she just paused for no reason.  We all burst out laughing, and started requesting specifics like "black leather" "no spikes please" "purple fur!"

It took a long time to get back on track.

[fortunesque]

BECC4 wrote...



Well I actually think Conrad is an impressive piece of man meat *runs away sniggering*

Kaidan's ass, he is.

[Tatooine92]

Joisan wrote...

Tatooine92 wrote...

I hope so!  Sometimes I just feel like they need me.  *melodramatic sigh*  Good luck with your med school, too!

They sure as heck needed you when they were writing the femShep/Jacob romance.  Your response was extremely appropriate.

Well, thank you!  I must confess, I've gotten enough practice writing such responses.  What started as an obsession with writing fanfics has now turned into two in-progress sci-fi novels that will not leave me alone.  *sigh*  Oh well.  

I've played a lot of BioWare romances.  They're usually pretty good.  FemShep/Jacob... no.  Just... no.  It's like they didn't even try.

[BECC4]

fortunesque wrote...

BECC4 wrote...



Well I actually think Conrad is an impressive piece of man meat *runs away sniggering*

Kaidan's ass, he is.

Ummmmmmmm Kaidan's ass *reaches out to grab it before realising she's given away her position*

[RedNanaki]

Jhosephine wrote...

ahahaha make it stop! They even have somwhat the same expression. Priceless.
...*snicker*... Aaah so priceless.

[BECC4]

Night Jho, pleasant kaidan filled dreams!