Yeah, the thread's not dead! And yes, Diana Rigg as Emma Peel is pure awesome. She can fight with her hair down, and no one ever grabs it! Nor does it getting in her eyes every slow her down... *snickers*
And I somehow always missed the snarky lesser brain rejoinder... or have somehow forgotten it? Bad brain, not working. Is doing fic-instead, so... have an excerpt?
Dear Kaidan:
If you’re reading this, that means you and Shepard have patched things up. While I understand the shock you were both under on Horizon, I was a bit disappointed that neither of you seemed able to work past it. Guess it must be love if it turns two such strong, capable soldiers into blithering idiots.
I hope you’ve also worked things out with Joker. I know you must be disappointed in those of us who jumped the Alliance’s ship and agreed to work for a bunch of villainous maniacs like Cerberus, but sometimes the enemy of my enemy is my friend, especially when trying to get one’s allies to do the right thing is a losing battle. I couldn’t stand to see him grounded, and neither could you, if you’d only just admit it. He misses you. Though I’m sure he won’t admit that either.
Knowing you, as I do, (I’ve got a stash of your migraine medicine in the top left drawer, by the way, right above the cabinet with the brandy, if you need either), you’ll find all the medical documentation I managed to pry out of Miranda regarding the work The Lazarus Project did on Shepard in the attached folder. Be warned, it is a nasty read, even if you think you know what you’re expecting. And it has a lot of pictures. You might want to try some brandy before you get started
Good luck, and I’m glad to have you back.
Chakwas..
Modifié par jillyfae, 07 juin 2010 - 06:11 .