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[sapphyreelf]

I miss Kaidan. This game is boring since we're not doing anything.

[Doug84]

sapphyreelf wrote...

I miss Kaidan. This game is boring since we're not doing anything.

ME2 is? Or another game, heh.

[crimsonrhodelia]

Hi guys! I've made dinner, watched Craig Ferguson interview Stephen Fry (who is love) and am happy to assist my fellow Kaidan lovers in whatever capacity! Doug, if you're really still up, feel free to PM or whatevs!



I've written fic before but haven't posted since my X-Files days...I have a number of ideas kicking around in my head, but since I mostly think about them as I'm getting ready for work, it may take quite some time before I put anything down in writing, if at all. But I may just try!

[chem light]

RedNanaki wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

lmao I just can't get over the brillance of the name Alenkfish. It sounds like you pulled it out from between your hams but maybe that's part of what makes it so great. And the hair... it's so badly done it's good.

Oh my gosh.  What have you guys done to Kaidan while I was gone?

[Doug84]

crimsonrhodelia wrote...

Hi guys! I've made dinner, watched Craig Ferguson interview Stephen Fry (who is love) and am happy to assist my fellow Kaidan lovers in whatever capacity! Doug, if you're really still up, feel free to PM or whatevs!

I've written fic before but haven't posted since my X-Files days...I have a number of ideas kicking around in my head, but since I mostly think about them as I'm getting ready for work, it may take quite some time before I put anything down in writing, if at all. But I may just try!

Thanks Just wanna see if its actually funny or if my sleep-lacking mind is just making me think it is. I'm PM it in a sec.

And indeedie, getting the ideas is the hardest part, I think - or rather, getting them organized - its why I've not got 'Under suspicion' part 2 up yet, heh. Got ideas, not sure what I should throw away and what to keep.

[Doug84]

chem light wrote...

RedNanaki wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

lmao I just can't get over the brillance of the name Alenkfish. It sounds like you pulled it out from between your hams but maybe that's part of what makes it so great. And the hair... it's so badly done it's good.

Oh my gosh.  What have you guys done to Kaidan while I was gone?

It was sapphyreelf's fault, honest! She put me up to it

[crimsonrhodelia]

Yeah, my problem is I get moments into my head, but then I'm not sure how to connect them, and then the only time I have to think about it is when I'm going to bed/have just gotten up, and real life interferes. Rrargh!

[Doug84]

crimsonrhodelia wrote...

Yeah, my problem is I get moments into my head, but then I'm not sure how to connect them, and then the only time I have to think about it is when I'm going to bed/have just gotten up, and real life interferes. Rrargh!

Indeedie - you might wanna have a notepad with you when you go to bed so you can write stuff down when you think it up. Doesn't always work but I find it helps at times, heh.

[Isaantia]

I take a nap and *poof* ten new pages. I'm surprised we haven't been shut down and forced to makea new thread!

[Doug84]

Isaantia wrote...

I take a nap and *poof* ten new pages. I'm surprised we haven't been shut down and forced to makea new thread!

Well, hopefully that won't happen before tomorrow, heh. And with that, I'm off to get some sleep. Night folks, Kaidan dreams to you all and Ashley ones to me

[Joisan]

'Night, Doug!

[Joisan]

And hello to everyone else; just got back from an epic night of D&D playing.

[Joisan]

sapphyreelf wrote...

I finally get to go home. Hooray for the weekend!
Probably won't be on much tonight though. I have a D&D game to go to with a bunch of smelly boys. Least I think it's D&D. Maybe it's the Call of Cthulhu game...

Oh well, I will be sneaking looks at pics of Kaidan on my phone while playing. Shhh

Ooh, D&D!  Have fun with that.

Yeah, I'm the only girl in my D&D group here at Bowdoin.  Fun times.

[Joisan]

Darazelly wrote...

The way he wields cuteness they should stick him in the army! He could make our enemies turn home with the power of his puppy eyes!

Or something like that?

DA:O reference FTW

[fortunesque]

Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for "The Adventures of Fortunesque in the Kitchen" by Fortunesque.


Fortunesque is sitting on the couch. She's taken two benadryl and is still slogging through Mordin's recruitment mission. She's feeling pretty danged good from the benadryl.
Fort: I am hungry. What shall I make for dinner?
She goes to the kitchen and finds the fridge empty, save two little red potatoes.
Fort: I am going to fry you, you sunsa ****es!
She preheats pan on an extremely high setting on her stove and places the lid on the pan, forgetting to add oil. She washes the potatoes and begins to methodically cut them.
Fort: This pan is going to be super hot when I add the oil!
The fire alarm goes off. The pan is scortching itself.
Fort:

So she turned the stove off and hurredly called her mom in a panic while opening her apartment windows and turning on all fans.
Fort's mom: You heated the pan dry?  No **** the fire alarms would go off. 
Fort is ashamed and gets off the phone. The fire alarm has stopped, and thankfully the sprinklers did not go off. She returns to the living room and sits down on the couch as her gerbils glare daggers at her for making that dreadful noise start. "Mommy was too high to cook" they accuse.

Fortunesque resigns herself to pizza tonight.

[Joisan]

fortunesque wrote...

Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for "The Adventures of Fortunesque in the Kitchen" by Fortunesque.


Fortunesque is sitting on the couch. She's taken two benadryl and is still slogging through Mordin's recruitment mission. She's feeling pretty danged good from the benadryl.
Fort: I am hungry. What shall I make for dinner?
She goes to the kitchen and finds the fridge empty, save two little red potatoes.
Fort: I am going to fry you, you sunsa ****es!
She preheats pan on an extremely high setting on her stove and places the lid on the pan, forgetting to add oil. She washes the potatoes and begins to methodically cut them.
Fort: This pan is going to be super hot when I add the oil!
The fire alarm goes off. The pan is scortching itself.
Fort:

So she turned the stove off and hurredly called her mom in a panic while opening her apartment windows and turning on all fans.
Fort's mom: You heated the pan dry?  No **** the fire alarms would go off. 
Fort is ashamed and gets off the phone. The fire alarm has stopped, and thankfully the sprinklers did not go off. She returns to the living room and sits down on the couch as her gerbils glare daggers at her for making that dreadful noise start. "Mommy was too high to cook" they accuse.

Fortunesque resigns herself to pizza tonight.

 Awesome story.  Nothing wrong with pizza... it's what I had for dinner tonight while the boys and I were busy enjoying our D&D

[Isaantia]

PorkChop Sandwiches!!



When I was playing WoW, I did that to a pot. I forgot to put the water in it. "Why does it smell like burning metal?"



Totally ruined that pot.

[fortunesque]

I had pizza last night too...



I think I'll order after the smell clears out. I'm normally a good cook, so I'm ashamed.

[Mrs Templar]

fortunesque wrote...

Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for "The Adventures of Fortunesque in the Kitchen" by Fortunesque.


Fortunesque is sitting on the couch. She's taken two benadryl and is still slogging through Mordin's recruitment mission. She's feeling pretty danged good from the benadryl.
Fort: I am hungry. What shall I make for dinner?
She goes to the kitchen and finds the fridge empty, save two little red potatoes.
Fort: I am going to fry you, you sunsa ****es!
She preheats pan on an extremely high setting on her stove and places the lid on the pan, forgetting to add oil. She washes the potatoes and begins to methodically cut them.
Fort: This pan is going to be super hot when I add the oil!
The fire alarm goes off. The pan is scortching itself.
Fort:

So she turned the stove off and hurredly called her mom in a panic while opening her apartment windows and turning on all fans.
Fort's mom: You heated the pan dry?  No **** the fire alarms would go off. 
Fort is ashamed and gets off the phone. The fire alarm has stopped, and thankfully the sprinklers did not go off. She returns to the living room and sits down on the couch as her gerbils glare daggers at her for making that dreadful noise start. "Mommy was too high to cook" they accuse.

Fortunesque resigns herself to pizza tonight.

LOL:)

My husband had an even worse experience cooking once.  He offers to cook cheese sticks unsupervised (a mistake I only made once).

Hubby's recipe for disaster:
1) Put pan on stove
2) Put oil in pan
3) Turn on stove
4) Start playing video games
5) Realize you forgot the pan when I begin yelling "fire", smoke detectors go off seconds later
6)House if filled with foul odored smoke, hood over stove begins melting, paint on cabinetry bubbling
7) Fire Dept. called due to smoke
8) Fire Dept makes me promise never to let him attempt to cook with oil again   Luckily repairs were all superficial and limited to the kitchen

[fortunesque]

I'm also aware that some of you are wondering:

Can gerbils glare?





Why yes. Yes they can.

[The Angry One]

I've always been inept at cooking.. I tend to burn things.. I almost started a fire after frying an egg once.
Somehow I always imagine my Sheps being the same... I wonder if Kaidan's a good cook.

[mcvxiii]

That is a really good Kaiden portrait photo. Whoever made it did a really great job on it.

[Joisan]

*Bursts out laughing* Did Miranda just say "Down you go?" *Is distracted from her battle against Harbinger by memories of Carth*

[lady winde]

With a painful swallow, he released his hold on the escape pod. Mechanically his fingers pressed a command and the hatch closed, sealing away the all too painful truth he was finding much too hard to bear. The snow was there to greet him as he leaned against the pod, the sound of his armor scratching and screeching in protest as he slid down. He stared blankly up into the sky of clouds; snow began to fall furiously around him.

Shepard.

Commander Shepard was gone.

His vision blurred, fat tears began to slide down his cool cheeks as he bleakly gazed upwards toward the sky. The pain in his chest was becoming far too much to endure. With a trembling inhale of breath, the Lieutenant's flimsy composure fell apart. His armored hands caught his helmeted head as the silent sobs wracked his body, only a single mournful wail managed to escape his pained throat.

>.> Kaidan all angsty makes my muse hungry. She ate him for dinners. Hope y'all like it!

Modifié par lady winde, 27 février 2010 - 02:03 .