Doug84 wrote...
chem light wrote...
Darazelly wrote...
MICHELLE7 wrote...
Biotic_Warlock wrote...
Kaiden is not amused...
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
I for one would love for Kai Kai to assume direct control.
Mmmm, so very much agreed.
OH yes, I have something he can control directly....this blasted toaster. It's just not working.
"I know you feel this" as the toaster burns your fingers.
Eddie Izzard has a great routine involving toasters and showers.

I actually thought of one of Izzard's routines when I was on Horizon. He talks about getting in trouble as a kid and lying about it.
Mum: "Did you break this vase?" Eddie: "Umm...no, it wasn't me, I was dead at the time"
I wanted to say that to Kaidan when he asks why I didn't try to contact him for two years. FemShep: "I wanted to, but I was dead at the time."