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[Jhourney]

Man, the art from Winde really makes me WANT a nekkid Kaidan scene in ME3. Please, please, no fully clothed humping!

[Joisan]

lady winde wrote...



Kaidan loves to swim. He beckons you to join him.


This was inspired by me first misreading the biotic sex god pic as "Biotic Sea God."

Yaaayyyy hope you ladies and gents like it!

*Immediately starts changing into her bathing suit* Swimming with Kaidan is even better than skating with him!  Love it, Lady Winde!

[chem light]

Jhosephine wrote...

Man, the art from Winde really makes me WANT a nekkid Kaidan scene in ME3. Please, please, no fully clothed humping!

Especially not to the Flux music.  I wish I had a renegade interrupt facepalm to respond to that one.

Garrus I love you, but like a brother man, like a brother.

[chem light]

Joisan wrote...

lady winde wrote...



Kaidan loves to swim. He beckons you to join him.


This was inspired by me first misreading the biotic sex god pic as "Biotic Sea God."

Yaaayyyy hope you ladies and gents like it!

*Immediately starts changing into her bathing suit* Swimming with Kaidan is even better than skating with him!  Love it, Lady Winde!

Why the bathing suit?


*splashes about in the gutter*

[crimsonrhodelia]

The Angry One wrote...

I can't think of Terry Pratchett lately without getting depressed, the man deserves better than Alzheimers.

I know. It's a tragedy, is what it is. Hopefully there'll be some major advances in the field soon.

[MICHELLE7]

chem light wrote...

MICHELLE7 wrote...

chem light wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

Ok...if we're confessing things... I have something I wanna get off my chest too...

I don't read much anymore I...listen to audiobook instead!

*waits for the horde to rip him limb from limb*

*pounces on Doug, tears his head from his body, holds it high above her head, and drinks the blood as it trickles from the stump that was his neck!*

:lol:Chem's gone rabid.

It was the pink armor.  The PINK ARMOR!  And the crotch straps.  No one in their right mind would stick a wpn in there.  It'd be pointed right at everyone's favorite organs.  It I were in the Alliance, I'd go with a drop leg holster in my casual uniform.  (funny factoid, there is a company called SPECTRE that makes a drop leg holster.)

And Doug, don't worry.  For being manly enough to endure this thread, you get unlimited "no ******'s."  Plus I'm sure Biotic Warload will lend you all his spares he doesn't use!:happy:

As for the books on tape, like I said, I like reading better, but they definantly have their uses.  My temper and traffic aren't exactly miscible (as evinced by me ripping Doug's head off.)  Plus,  sometimes,  I like to pretend, if you get a really good narrator, that I'm listening to an old 1950s radio broadcast.  Easily done if I'm listening to classic science fiction.  You know, Orwell, Asimov, Bradberry, Wells...the giants.

Hate to say this...I don't think I have the right kind of ability for listening to audiotapes. My mind has a great tendency to wander. As for the Pink armor, Chem I gave you a shout out in my last fanfic...don't know if you saw it or not. 

[crimsonrhodelia]

Mrs Templar wrote...

Jhosephine wrote...

This page is screaming for more Kai Kai

Very nice 

That broad chest is made for having medals pinned onto it! ...and having things licked off of it.

[Jhourney]

crimsonrhodelia wrote...

That broad chest is made for having medals pinned onto it! ...and having things licked off of it.

*crawls out of the gutter, spots Crimson's post and falls right back in*

[Joisan]

chem light wrote...
Why the bathing suit?


*splashes about in the gutter*

Because I'm so shy that not wearing it didn't even occur to me.  Though I'm sure Shepard wouldn't be that shy.

[crimsonrhodelia]

BECC4 wrote...

I was just watch Kaidan at the orange terminal thing and it just occurred to me how funny it would be to sneak up on him and grab his bum!

And what the hell is he doing at that thing?! And why does it require him to bend over, not that I mind that part, just curious.

What do you think those two crew members who're always sitting at that table are looking it? 

[Joisan]

crimsonrhodelia wrote...

What do you think those two crew members who're always sitting at that table are looking it? 

Uh-oh, do we need to break out the pods?

[crimsonrhodelia]

Jhosephine wrote...

BECC4 wrote...

And what the hell is he doing at that thing?! And why does it require him to bend over, not that I mind that part, just curious.

hehe had this crappy shot from my last ME1 adventure before my xbox exploded, so couldn't resist

Hahaha! Someone should post this in the Tali's Face joke thread! I'm not sure how many people would get it though.

[Jhourney]

Joisan wrote...

crimsonrhodelia wrote...

What do you think those two crew members who're always sitting at that table are looking it? 

Uh-oh, do we need to break out the pods?

*escorts some crew members to the 'new and improved' Normandy escape pods.* 

:innocent:

[Doug84]

Joisan wrote...

crimsonrhodelia wrote...

What do you think those two crew members who're always sitting at that table are looking it? 

Uh-oh, do we need to break out the pods?

Yes! Pod'em all!

[Jhourney]

crimsonrhodelia wrote...


Hahaha! Someone should post this in the Tali's Face joke thread! I'm not sure how many people would get it though.

And Shepard showering and Kaidan having cams in her bathroom has what to do with Tali's face? 

[MICHELLE7]

Joisan wrote...

crimsonrhodelia wrote...

What do you think those two crew members who're always sitting at that table are looking it? 

Uh-oh, do we need to break out the pods?

Yes we do.

[MICHELLE7]

Poll: If only one squad member in ME1 and ME2 could return in ME3 who would you choose.



http://social.biowar...520/polls/2822/

[Jhourney]

So since some of you are doing the confession thing...just how many of you bought the dirty alien magazine in ME2?

[chem light]

MICHELLE7 wrote...

chem light wrote...

MICHELLE7 wrote...

chem light wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

Ok...if we're confessing things... I have something I wanna get off my chest too...

I don't read much anymore I...listen to audiobook instead!

*waits for the horde to rip him limb from limb*

*pounces on Doug, tears his head from his body, holds it high above her head, and drinks the blood as it trickles from the stump that was his neck!*

:lol:Chem's gone rabid.

It was the pink armor.  The PINK ARMOR!  And the crotch straps.  No one in their right mind would stick a wpn in there.  It'd be pointed right at everyone's favorite organs.  It I were in the Alliance, I'd go with a drop leg holster in my casual uniform.  (funny factoid, there is a company called SPECTRE that makes a drop leg holster.)

And Doug, don't worry.  For being manly enough to endure this thread, you get unlimited "no ******'s."  Plus I'm sure Biotic Warload will lend you all his spares he doesn't use!:happy:

As for the books on tape, like I said, I like reading better, but they definantly have their uses.  My temper and traffic aren't exactly miscible (as evinced by me ripping Doug's head off.)  Plus,  sometimes,  I like to pretend, if you get a really good narrator, that I'm listening to an old 1950s radio broadcast.  Easily done if I'm listening to classic science fiction.  You know, Orwell, Asimov, Bradberry, Wells...the giants.

Hate to say this...I don't think I have the right kind of ability for listening to audiotapes. My mind has a great tendency to wander. As for the Pink armor, Chem I gave you a shout out in my last fanfic...don't know if you saw it or not. 

I did.  *grins*  Dang girl, you are a prolific writer. I remember the first one of yours I saw, even before I saw you on the forum.  Doesn't seem that long ago and now you have a huge portfolio.

[Doug84]

chem light wrote...

And Doug, don't worry.  For being manly enough to endure this thread, you get unlimited "no ******'s."  Plus I'm sure Biotic Warload will lend you all his spares he doesn't use!:happy:

I need no biotic warlord to lend his manliness - I can borrow from Blasto!

[crimsonrhodelia]

TeenZombie wrote...

I take the subway to work, and audiobooks are awesome for passing the time when you're jammed into a tiny space with hundreds of other disgruntled people in the morning. I love audiobooks.

Also, totally off topic, but this thread had me in hysterics: http://social.biowar...index/1483408/1

Ahaha, perfect parody of the Tali thread! A+ thread! I hope everyone is aware of the Adventures of Ugly Shepard: http://social.biowar...5/index/1398049
Winde: lovely picture as always! Do we get another towel picture next? 

Re: reading: I love a variety of stuff: Terry Pratchett, Jane Austen, Tolkien, Dutch children's books by Tonke Dragt whom Jho/any other Dutch speakers have probably heard of, historical non-fiction, military history, biographies.

Re: the Mako: agree that the terrain is much, much worse than the Mako. It can drive up enough crazy angles that it makes you try to just plow right ahead instead of finding the path of least resistance (minds out of the gutters, ladies and gents), but then you inevitably always get stuck in a crevace almost at the top of the mountain somewhere and you have to slide back down and try all over again. The thrusters are absolutely worthless too.

Modifié par crimsonrhodelia, 28 février 2010 - 09:34 .

[RedNanaki]

Doug84 wrote...

You should try the 'Escape pod' podcast - a short sci-fi story every week for free; and they have a horror and fantasty podcast too.

Cheers, I will check that out.

[BECC4]

Jhosephine wrote...

Joisan wrote...

crimsonrhodelia wrote...

What do you think those two crew members who're always sitting at that table are looking it? 

Uh-oh, do we need to break out the pods?

*escorts some crew members to the 'new and improved' Normandy escape pods.* 

:innocent:

*Bec stood off to the side with an angelic smile, lightly fingering some kind of control device*

[Darazelly]

lady winde wrote...



Kaidan loves to swim. He beckons you to join him.


This was inspired by me first misreading the biotic sex god pic as "Biotic Sea God."

Yaaayyyy hope you ladies and gents like it!

Right, there we go, all the Omega 4 Relay cutscenes and onwards recorded an-... *Blanks out staring at the picture*

[BECC4]

Jhosephine wrote...

So since some of you are doing the confession thing...just how many of you bought the dirty alien magazine in ME2?

*hand shoots up then looks around* wait a minute ..........