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[Nightodie]

Nick ...... duck!!!


Top of page deserves a Kaidan ...



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Wheeeeeeee!!!!

Modifié par Nightodie, 29 juillet 2010 - 12:23 .

[NICKjnp]

I did refer to Shepard as "her" now didn't I? Come on... first I'm encouraged to write little jokes and then I'm chastised. Those are mixed messages ladies... MIXED MESSAGES!

[syllogi]

NICKjnp wrote...

I did refer to Shepard as "her" now didn't I? Come on... first I'm encouraged to write little jokes and then I'm chastised. Those are mixed messages ladies... MIXED MESSAGES!

Hey, I love jokes, but I'm just pointing out that Kaidan sleeping with Liara in a universe where FemShep existed is an impossibility.  It's like denying gravity.  You can do so, but...

[Nightodie]

Shavon wrote...

NICKjnp wrote...

I did refer to Shepard as "her" now didn't I? Come on... first I'm encouraged to write little jokes and then I'm chastised. Those are mixed messages ladies... MIXED MESSAGES!

I smell a troll.

You stink.

No Shavon.. Nick is one of our Bro's ... he just has a sense of humor sometimes that well ...


Nick I told you to DUCK!!!!

[Jade5233]

NICKjnp wrote...

I did refer to Shepard as "her" now didn't I? Come on... first I'm encouraged to write little jokes and then I'm chastised. Those are mixed messages ladies... MIXED MESSAGES!

That's not a joke!  That's sacrilege!

[Giggles_Manically]

That would be a low blow on Bioware's part though.



SHEP: Kaidan I stayed faithful to part three!

Kaidan: Well um Shepard its like this.. you see it took you so long to..

Docter: Oh Kaidan dont forget the stethescope so I can "diagnose" you better! <from behind Kaidan>

Shep:FFFUUUUUUUUUU-

[NICKjnp]

Shavon wrote...

NICKjnp wrote...

I did refer to Shepard as "her" now didn't I? Come on... first I'm encouraged to write little jokes and then I'm chastised. Those are mixed messages ladies... MIXED MESSAGES!

I smell a troll.

You stink.

[syllogi]

NICKjnp wrote...

As a Morinth lover, you must be used to dangerous women.

[NICKjnp]

TeenZombie wrote...

NICKjnp wrote...

As a Morinth lover, you must be used to dangerous women.

Yep.  Ever dominated Harbinger?  It is lots of fun.

[CleverCover]

Jade5233 wrote...

NICKjnp wrote...


*Shepard walks into a room with Kaidan... who is startled*
Kaidan: Shepard... this isn't what it looks like.
Shepard: What isn't what it looks like?
Kaidan:  Um... nothing.
Shepard:  Ok... but don't make me punch you in the gut.
Kaidan:  Alright.
*Shepard leaves the room none the wiser... and Liara rolls out from under the bed*
Liara:  You never did tell her who the "Doctor" on the Citadel was did you?
Kaidan:  Nope.

*hisses*

Ok, so I was just enjoying the chance to catch up and read everyone's thoughts and opinions. Nodding at the ones I agreed with and tilting my heads at others.

And then I see this.

Oh Hell No. She goes out the airlock first.  In fact, she's staying with Chakwas or Garrus and he's permanently stationed in my cabin.  Well my renegade Vanguard Shep would. My paragon infiltrator Shep would just make things very uncomfortable on the ship.

[fortunesque]

TeenZombie wrote...

NICKjnp wrote...

I did refer to Shepard as "her" now didn't I? Come on... first I'm encouraged to write little jokes and then I'm chastised. Those are mixed messages ladies... MIXED MESSAGES!

Hey, I love jokes, but I'm just pointing out that Kaidan sleeping with Liara in a universe where FemShep existed is an impossibility.  It's like denying gravity.  You can do so, but...

*glances at Parallax plans*

Oh...

[sagefic]

NICKjnp wrote...

*Shepard walks into a room with Kaidan... who is startled*
Kaidan: Shepard... this isn't what it looks like.
Shepard: What isn't what it looks like?
Kaidan:  Um... nothing.
Shepard:  Ok... but don't make me punch you in the gut.
Kaidan:  Alright.
*Shepard leaves the room none the wiser... and Liara rolls out from under the bed*
Liara:  You never did tell her who the "Doctor" on the Citadel was did you?
Kaidan:  Nope.

i find this hilarious. improbable - nay, impossible - but hilarious

[NICKjnp]

Look what I started...

[Jade5233]

CleverCover wrote...

Jade5233 wrote...

NICKjnp wrote...


*Shepard walks into a room with Kaidan... who is startled*
Kaidan: Shepard... this isn't what it looks like.
Shepard: What isn't what it looks like?
Kaidan:  Um... nothing.
Shepard:  Ok... but don't make me punch you in the gut.
Kaidan:  Alright.
*Shepard leaves the room none the wiser... and Liara rolls out from under the bed*
Liara:  You never did tell her who the "Doctor" on the Citadel was did you?
Kaidan:  Nope.

*hisses*

Ok, so I was just enjoying the chance to catch up and read everyone's thoughts and opinions. Nodding at the ones I agreed with and tilting my heads at others.

And then I see this.

Oh Hell No. She goes out the airlock first.  In fact, she's staying with Chakwas or Garrus and he's permanently stationed in my cabin.  Well my renegade Vanguard Shep would. My paragon infiltrator Shep would just make things very uncomfortable on the ship.

Or you can take Zevran's chastity belt and lock it on him.    After airlocking the little hussy, of course.

[Giggles_Manically]

So just to clarify Kaidan tried to date someone. ala Tom Hanks in Sleepless in Seatle, but his heart wasent in it.

He hadnt totally gotten over Shep after the two years just to be precise.



Can you honestly blame the doc though, I am a guy and Raphael Sbarge`s voice is just awsome.

[CleverCover]

@Jade5233 That works too. And I keep the key close to me at all times.

Modifié par CleverCover, 29 juillet 2010 - 01:04 .

[sagefic]

zevran has a chastity belt? o.O



okay, twas off topic.



on topic: to be quite honest, i just can't get worked up about the doctor. it wasn't serious & nothing happened. nothing that any tweet or ff says will convince me otherwise.

[Giggles_Manically]

At least this hasent turned into the Alistair thread, when they found out in DSC that he and Leliana where more than just friends.



It was good for a laugh since apparently Alistair would never move past the amazing warden who he knew for only one day, for anyone else.

[NICKjnp]

what does DSC stand for?

[Onyx Jaguar]

NICKjnp wrote...

what does DSC stand for?

Darkspawn Chronicles

[Onyx Jaguar]

sagequeen wrote...

zevran has a chastity belt? o.O

Feastday gifts!  Like Horse Armor, except more useless!

[CleverCover]

Actually the gifts helped me keep Morrigan and Sten happy with me, because they never liked my choices...but that's a bit off-topic...

Modifié par CleverCover, 29 juillet 2010 - 01:19 .