sapphyreelf wrote...
Ok, well, I'm out until I get home later... and then maybe... hopefully I'll drink myself into a stupor.
Not even nekkid Kaidan can help me right now. 
Poor sapph! Try this, it's something I've been working on (with help). Not a finished version (still tweaking the proportions) but I think you need it now. Will update after more tests on the husband.
The Gutter Smoothie (I don't need to explain the name, do I?)
1 1/2 oz. vodka (vanilla vodka if you have it, most homes don't), otherwise reg. vodka w/ a little vanilla extract
1 1/2 oz. Godiva liquor, or Kahlua (my husband prefers Kahlua, but I prefer the chocolate)
small shot of peppermint schnapps - not too much or it's nasty; it's just to spike it a little
good shot of heavy cream (vanilla ice cream also works REALLY well here, if you have some)
Basicallly, you want equal proportions of the vanilla vodka and the sweet liquor, peppermint to spike it, and cream to smooth everything out. Shake well & have it over ice (not too much). If you're feeling decadent, layer some Bailey's on top (pour over the back of a spoon).
To be consumed while looking at pix, reading Kaiden fanfic & forgetting about a horrible day.