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[Badpie]

TeenZombie wrote...

fortunesque wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

Brijenieve wrote...

Doug84 wrote...
It could be new hair/outfits/etc for the fem-shep model. Or maybe a non-angry voice for her [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/wink.png[/smilie]

It's a mission... to the Salon! Or... the mall! Hmmm but my Shepard has the tendency to shoot anything that *squees* like a tween girl. This will be a tricky mission indeed.

Ah, true - I didn't see he said specifically 'a DLC mission'.

Not sure - maybe its a mission to visit Kaidan on the citadel, if you know what I mean? *waggles comically large eyebrows*

Kelly: Shepard, you have a new message at your private terminal.

*Shepard walks over and opens a "Mission ciritical" message*

To: Shepard
From: Admiral Hackett, Fifth Fleet

Commander,
Something has come to our attention, and you're the only person that can get it done. One of your former crew, Kaidan Alenko is on the Citadel. Word is that he hasn't been with a woman in over two years since you died. Reports say that he has become increasingly irritable. This cannot go on, Shepard. He needs to get laid, and soon.
I'm uploading the coordinates of a shop that you can purchase fuzzy handcuffs, flavored lotions and a sexy outfit. We will be forwarding a sum of 3,000 credits to your account so that you can best prepare for this mission.
Thank you for taking the time to do this for us. I know you work for Cerberus now, but you are absolutely the only person for this job.

Good luck, Commander
-Hackett

I would buy multiple copies of this DLC.

huh huh....you said multiples. 

[Doug84]

fortunesque wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

Brijenieve wrote...

Doug84 wrote...
It could be new hair/outfits/etc for the fem-shep model. Or maybe a non-angry voice for her [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/wink.png[/smilie]

It's a mission... to the Salon! Or... the mall! Hmmm but my Shepard has the tendency to shoot anything that *squees* like a tween girl. This will be a tricky mission indeed.

Ah, true - I didn't see he said specifically 'a DLC mission'.

Not sure - maybe its a mission to visit Kaidan on the citadel, if you know what I mean? *waggles comically large eyebrows*

Kelly: Shepard, you have a new message at your private terminal.

*Shepard walks over and opens a "Mission ciritical" message*

To: Shepard
From: Admiral Hackett, Fifth Fleet

Commander,
Something has come to our attention, and you're the only person that can get it done. One of your former crew, Kaidan Alenko is on the Citadel. Word is that he hasn't been with a woman in over two years since you died. Reports say that he has become increasingly irritable. This cannot go on, Shepard. He needs to get laid, and soon.
I'm uploading the coordinates of a shop that you can purchase fuzzy handcuffs, flavored lotions and a sexy outfit. We will be forwarding a sum of 3,000 credits to your account so that you can best prepare for this mission.
Thank you for taking the time to do this for us. I know you work for Cerberus now, but you are absolutely the only person for this job.

Good luck, Commander
-Hackett

Bwhahahahahahahahaa

[Brijenieve]

fortunesque wrote...

Doug84 wrote...
Not sure - maybe its a mission to visit Kaidan on the citadel, if you know what I mean? *waggles comically large eyebrows*

Kelly: Shepard, you have a new message at your private terminal.

*Shepard walks over and opens a "Mission ciritical" message*

To: Shepard
From: Admiral Hackett, Fifth Fleet

Commander,
Something has come to our attention, and you're the only person that can get it done. One of your former crew, Kaidan Alenko is on the Citadel. Word is that he hasn't been with a woman in over two years since you died. Reports say that he has become increasingly irritable. This cannot go on, Shepard. He needs to get laid, and soon.
I'm uploading the coordinates of a shop that you can purchase fuzzy handcuffs, flavored lotions and a sexy outfit. We will be forwarding a sum of 3,000 credits to your account so that you can best prepare for this mission.
Thank you for taking the time to do this for us. I know you work for Cerberus now, but you are absolutely the only person for this job.

Good luck, Commander
-Hackett

Hahaha Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss. What would the Mission Summary look like afterwards? Shepard's face with a slight.... afterglow? It would be toooooooooo creepy if it were the normal Illusive man sitting in the chair picture...

[Jhourney]

fortunesque wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

Brijenieve wrote...

Doug84 wrote...
It could be new hair/outfits/etc for the fem-shep model. Or maybe a non-angry voice for her [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/wink.png[/smilie]

It's a mission... to the Salon! Or... the mall! Hmmm but my Shepard has the tendency to shoot anything that *squees* like a tween girl. This will be a tricky mission indeed.

Ah, true - I didn't see he said specifically 'a DLC mission'.

Not sure - maybe its a mission to visit Kaidan on the citadel, if you know what I mean? *waggles comically large eyebrows*

Kelly: Shepard, you have a new message at your private terminal.

*Shepard walks over and opens a "Mission ciritical" message*

To: Shepard
From: Admiral Hackett, Fifth Fleet

Commander,
Something has come to our attention, and you're the only person that can get it done. One of your former crew, Kaidan Alenko is on the Citadel. Word is that he hasn't been with a woman in over two years since you died. Reports say that he has become increasingly irritable. This cannot go on, Shepard. He needs to get laid, and soon.
I'm uploading the coordinates of a shop that you can purchase fuzzy handcuffs, flavored lotions and a sexy outfit. We will be forwarding a sum of 3,000 credits to your account so that you can best prepare for this mission.
Thank you for taking the time to do this for us. I know you work for Cerberus now, but you are absolutely the only person for this job.

Good luck, Commander
-Hackett

:lol:

[archonambroseus]

Brijenieve wrote...

fortunesque wrote...

Doug84 wrote...
Not sure - maybe its a mission to visit Kaidan on the citadel, if you know what I mean? *waggles comically large eyebrows*

Kelly: Shepard, you have a new message at your private terminal.

*Shepard walks over and opens a "Mission ciritical" message*

To: Shepard
From: Admiral Hackett, Fifth Fleet

Commander,
Something has come to our attention, and you're the only person that can get it done. One of your former crew, Kaidan Alenko is on the Citadel. Word is that he hasn't been with a woman in over two years since you died. Reports say that he has become increasingly irritable. This cannot go on, Shepard. He needs to get laid, and soon.
I'm uploading the coordinates of a shop that you can purchase fuzzy handcuffs, flavored lotions and a sexy outfit. We will be forwarding a sum of 3,000 credits to your account so that you can best prepare for this mission.
Thank you for taking the time to do this for us. I know you work for Cerberus now, but you are absolutely the only person for this job.

Good luck, Commander
-Hackett

Hahaha Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss. What would the Mission Summary look like afterwards? Shepard's face with a slight.... afterglow? It would be toooooooooo creepy if it were the normal Illusive man sitting in the chair picture...

AAAHHHHHH!  TIM LIKES TO WATCH!

I guess we have something in common after all.

[Doug84]

Brijenieve wrote...

fortunesque wrote...

Doug84 wrote...
Not sure - maybe its a mission to visit Kaidan on the citadel, if you know what I mean? *waggles comically large eyebrows*

Kelly: Shepard, you have a new message at your private terminal.

*Shepard walks over and opens a "Mission ciritical" message*

To: Shepard
From: Admiral Hackett, Fifth Fleet

Commander,
Something has come to our attention, and you're the only person that can get it done. One of your former crew, Kaidan Alenko is on the Citadel. Word is that he hasn't been with a woman in over two years since you died. Reports say that he has become increasingly irritable. This cannot go on, Shepard. He needs to get laid, and soon.
I'm uploading the coordinates of a shop that you can purchase fuzzy handcuffs, flavored lotions and a sexy outfit. We will be forwarding a sum of 3,000 credits to your account so that you can best prepare for this mission.
Thank you for taking the time to do this for us. I know you work for Cerberus now, but you are absolutely the only person for this job.

Good luck, Commander
-Hackett

Hahaha Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss. What would the Mission Summary look like afterwards? Shepard's face with a slight.... afterglow? It would be toooooooooo creepy if it were the normal Illusive man sitting in the chair picture...

The Illusive Man didn't install all those camera's for no reason

*attaches the inflated gopher to his fishing rod and waves it infront of the puppy*

[RyrineaNara]

fortunesque wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

Brijenieve wrote...

Doug84 wrote...
It could be new hair/outfits/etc for the fem-shep model. Or maybe a non-angry voice for her [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/wink.png[/smilie]

It's a mission... to the Salon! Or... the mall! Hmmm but my Shepard has the tendency to shoot anything that *squees* like a tween girl. This will be a tricky mission indeed.

Ah, true - I didn't see he said specifically 'a DLC mission'.

Not sure - maybe its a mission to visit Kaidan on the citadel, if you know what I mean? *waggles comically large eyebrows*

Kelly: Shepard, you have a new message at your private terminal.

*Shepard walks over and opens a "Mission ciritical" message*

To: Shepard
From: Admiral Hackett, Fifth Fleet

Commander,
Something has come to our attention, and you're the only person that can get it done. One of your former crew, Kaidan Alenko is on the Citadel. Word is that he hasn't been with a woman in over two years since you died. Reports say that he has become increasingly irritable. This cannot go on, Shepard. He needs to get laid, and soon.
I'm uploading the coordinates of a shop that you can purchase fuzzy handcuffs, flavored lotions and a sexy outfit. We will be forwarding a sum of 3,000 credits to your account so that you can best prepare for this mission.
Thank you for taking the time to do this for us. I know you work for Cerberus now, but you are absolutely the only person for this job.

Good luck, Commander
-Hackett

If I saw that in the game I would be laughing so hard that it wouldn't be funny anymore. 

[archonambroseus]

Totally off-topic, but didn't we literally just hit 300 pages 24 hours ago? Because we're almost at 350 now.

[Doug84]

archonambroseus wrote...

Totally off-topic, but didn't we literally just hit 300 pages 24 hours ago? Because we're almost at 350 now.

We're fast (THATS WHAT SHE SAID!).

And off topic? *looks at the thread* Do we have a topic to be off of?

[fortunesque]

We're that dedicated

[Star]

TeenZombie wrote...

fortunesque wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

Brijenieve wrote...

Doug84 wrote...
It could be new hair/outfits/etc for the fem-shep model. Or maybe a non-angry voice for her ../../../images/forum/emoticons/wink.png

It's a mission... to the Salon! Or... the mall! Hmmm but my Shepard has the tendency to shoot anything that *squees* like a tween girl. This will be a tricky mission indeed.

Ah, true - I didn't see he said specifically 'a DLC mission'.

Not sure - maybe its a mission to visit Kaidan on the citadel, if you know what I mean? *waggles comically large eyebrows*

Kelly: Shepard, you have a new message at your private terminal.

*Shepard walks over and opens a "Mission ciritical" message*

To: Shepard
From: Admiral Hackett, Fifth Fleet

Commander,
Something has come to our attention, and you're the only person that can get it done. One of your former crew, Kaidan Alenko is on the Citadel. Word is that he hasn't been with a woman in over two years since you died. Reports say that he has become increasingly irritable. This cannot go on, Shepard. He needs to get laid, and soon.
I'm uploading the coordinates of a shop that you can purchase fuzzy handcuffs, flavored lotions and a sexy outfit. We will be forwarding a sum of 3,000 credits to your account so that you can best prepare for this mission.
Thank you for taking the time to do this for us. I know you work for Cerberus now, but you are absolutely the only person for this job.

Good luck, Commander
-Hackett

I would buy multiple copies of this DLC.

My Shep wants to go shopping..... now.    

[BECC4]

Or just bored!



Damn it whereis ME3?!

[archonambroseus]

Doug84 wrote...

archonambroseus wrote...

Totally off-topic, but didn't we literally just hit 300 pages 24 hours ago? Because we're almost at 350 now.

We're fast (THATS WHAT SHE SAID!).

And off topic? *looks at the thread* Do we have a topic to be off of?

Valid point.

Speaking of which, I always thougth that "Support Thread" made it sound like it was some sort of AA for Kaidan fans.  Which, it turns out, isn't even all that inaccurate.

(Only teasing of course!)

[BECC4]

We already decided that some time ago in thread one, we're addicts but we don't want to be fixed!

[Doug84]

BECC4 wrote...

Or just bored!

Damn it whereis ME3?!

I don't know. If you get the shoves, I'll get the wire cutters, and we can inflitate Bioware HQ to get it out early.

[Brijenieve]

BECC4 wrote...

We already decided that some time ago in thread one, we're addicts but we don't want to be fixed!

Hahahaha I really, really don't want to be 'fixed'.... which I read in the context of an animal - i.e. if you 'fix' an animal, it means you've neutered it...

wow. i'm tired.

*goes back to writing fanfic*

[Doug84]

archonambroseus wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

archonambroseus
wrote...

Totally off-topic, but didn't we literally just hit 300
pages 24 hours ago? Because we're almost at 350 now.

We're
fast (THATS WHAT SHE SAID!).

And off topic? *looks at the
thread* Do we have a topic to be off of?

Valid
point.

Speaking of which, I always thougth that "Support
Thread" made it sound like it was some sort of AA for Kaidan fans. 
Which, it turns out, isn't even all that inaccurate.

(Only
teasing of course![smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/kissing.png[/smilie])

BECC4 wrote...

We already decided that some time ago in thread one, we're addicts but we don't want to be fixed!

There you go - you were right first time Arch Expect me; I'm the fanboy of the fangirls

[Jhourney]

archonambroseus wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

archonambroseus wrote...

Totally off-topic, but didn't we literally just hit 300 pages 24 hours ago? Because we're almost at 350 now.

We're fast (THATS WHAT SHE SAID!).

And off topic? *looks at the thread* Do we have a topic to be off of?

Valid point.

Speaking of which, I always thougth that "Support Thread" made it sound like it was some sort of AA for Kaidan fans.  Which, it turns out, isn't even all that inaccurate.

(Only teasing of course!)

Hi, I'm Jho and I'm addicted to Kaidan.

[fortunesque]

*shuffles up to thread*
Heeeey guys. I've got some Kaidan right now and it feels AWESOME.
*holds up Jho's newest pic*
Man, this stuff is getting harder to come by.
*a stranger walks by*
Hey mab, you got any microsoft points? I just want the Normandy crash site. I swear.
Stranger: No. I know you'll try buy Kaidan with those MS points. You need help. There's a Tali thread that can help you get over your Kaidan problem.
Man! I ain't got no problem!
*starts shaking*

[Jhourney]

fortunesque wrote...

*shuffles up to thread*
Heeeey guys. I've got some Kaidan right now and it feels AWESOME.
*holds up Jho's newest pic*
Man, this stuff is getting harder to come by.
*a stranger walks by*
Hey mab, you got any microsoft points? I just want the Normandy crash site. I swear.
Stranger: No. I know you'll try buy Kaidan with those MS points. You need help. There's a Tali thread that can help you get over your Kaidan problem.
Man! I ain't got no problem!
*starts shaking*

:lol:

[Alice829]

[quote]fortunesque wrote...

Not sure - maybe its a mission to visit Kaidan on the citadel, if you know what I mean? *waggles comically large eyebrows*

[/quote]

Kelly: Shepard, you have a new message at your private terminal.

*Shepard walks over and opens a "Mission ciritical" message*

To: Shepard
From: Admiral Hackett, Fifth Fleet

Commander,
Something has come to our attention, and you're the only person that can get it done. One of your former crew, Kaidan Alenko is on the Citadel. Word is that he hasn't been with a woman in over two years since you died. Reports say that he has become increasingly irritable. This cannot go on, Shepard. He needs to get laid, and soon.
I'm uploading the coordinates of a shop that you can purchase fuzzy handcuffs, flavored lotions and a sexy outfit. We will be forwarding a sum of 3,000 credits to your account so that you can best prepare for this mission.
Thank you for taking the time to do this for us. I know you work for Cerberus now, but you are absolutely the only person for this job.

Good luck, Commander
-Hackett


[/quote]

Hahahahaha, love it! :lol:

[MICHELLE7]

BECC4 wrote...

We already decided that some time ago in thread one, we're addicts but we don't want to be fixed!

Actually the thread is where you come to get your Kaidan fix(since there was so little in the game). And we'll need all we can get with a two year wait.

[Jhourney]

MICHELLE7 wrote...

BECC4 wrote...

We already decided that some time ago in thread one, we're addicts but we don't want to be fixed!

Actually the thread is where you come to get your Kaidan fix(since there was so little in the game). And we'll need all we can get with a two year wait.

Indeed. Have I mentioned I loathe waiting?

[fortunesque]

I um...



I trolled this poll

[Jhourney]

fortunesque wrote...

I um...

I trolled this poll

:lol: