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[Shenzi]

My 3 volunteers should have mail!

[RyrineaNara]

[quote]Alice829 wrote...

[quote]fortunesque wrote...

Not sure - maybe its a mission to visit Kaidan on the citadel, if you know what I mean? *waggles comically large eyebrows*

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Kelly: Shepard, you have a new message at your private terminal.

*Shepard walks over and opens a "Mission ciritical" message*

To: Shepard
From: Admiral Hackett, Fifth Fleet

Commander,
Something has come to our attention, and you're the only person that can get it done. One of your former crew, Kaidan Alenko is on the Citadel. Word is that he hasn't been with a woman in over two years since you died. Reports say that he has become increasingly irritable. This cannot go on, Shepard. He needs to get laid, and soon.
I'm uploading the coordinates of a shop that you can purchase fuzzy handcuffs, flavored lotions and a sexy outfit. We will be forwarding a sum of 3,000 credits to your account so that you can best prepare for this mission.
Thank you for taking the time to do this for us. I know you work for Cerberus now, but you are absolutely the only person for this job.

Good luck, Commander
-Hackett


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Hahahahaha, love it! :lol:

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I love it too they better make that a DLC once I get my contection for MY  xbox 360 I would gladly buy points to buy it. 

[Shenzi]

[quote]Alice829 wrote...

[quote]fortunesque wrote...

Not sure - maybe its a mission to visit Kaidan on the citadel, if you know what I mean? *waggles comically large eyebrows*

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Kelly: Shepard, you have a new message at your private terminal.

*Shepard walks over and opens a "Mission ciritical" message*

To: Shepard
From: Admiral Hackett, Fifth Fleet

Commander,
Something has come to our attention, and you're the only person that can get it done. One of your former crew, Kaidan Alenko is on the Citadel. Word is that he hasn't been with a woman in over two years since you died. Reports say that he has become increasingly irritable. This cannot go on, Shepard. He needs to get laid, and soon.
I'm uploading the coordinates of a shop that you can purchase fuzzy handcuffs, flavored lotions and a sexy outfit. We will be forwarding a sum of 3,000 credits to your account so that you can best prepare for this mission.
Thank you for taking the time to do this for us. I know you work for Cerberus now, but you are absolutely the only person for this job.

Good luck, Commander
-Hackett


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Hahahahaha, love it! :lol:

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I sure hope the game wouldn't make you pick 2 other people to go on this mission with you

[Daewan]

archonambroseus wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

archonambroseus wrote...

Totally off-topic, but didn't we literally just hit 300 pages 24 hours ago? Because we're almost at 350 now.

We're fast (THATS WHAT SHE SAID!).

And off topic? *looks at the thread* Do we have a topic to be off of?

Valid point.

Speaking of which, I always thougth that "Support Thread" made it sound like it was some sort of AA for Kaidan fans.  Which, it turns out, isn't even all that inaccurate.

(Only teasing of course!)

After a roll in the hay with Kaidan, most femSheps need a little support, if you know what I mean.  The Soldiers regenerate fast enough to stand up again; the biotics need to lie down for a bit.

The techs have to recharge the batteries.

Yeah... I went there.... probably shouldn't have.

[RyrineaNara]

fortunesque wrote...

I um...

I trolled this poll

 To think of her as a mother would be hard.; 

This is me when I think about Jack as a mother :happy:<_<:pinched::blink::pinched:<_<<_<:unsure::blink::blink:

[Jhourney]

Shenzi wrote...
I sure hope the game wouldn't make you pick 2 other people to go on this mission with you

.....'Hey Kaidan, I brought you a priiize" ?......no no no....bad mental image, bad bad....arrghhhhh

[Shenzi]

Sorry Jho!

[Sialater]

Yeah, I had to write a fic where my Sole Survivor told Jack off. After all, SS Shep has WAY more baggage.

[Jhourney]

Must...replace..mental image..

[crimsonrhodelia]

fortunesque wrote...

Not sure - maybe its a mission to visit Kaidan on the citadel, if you know what I mean? *waggles comically large eyebrows*

Kelly: Shepard, you have a new message at your private terminal.

*Shepard walks over and opens a "Mission ciritical" message*

To: Shepard
From: Admiral Hackett, Fifth Fleet

Commander,
Something has come to our attention, and you're the only person that can get it done. One of your former crew, Kaidan Alenko is on the Citadel. Word is that he hasn't been with a woman in over two years since you died. Reports say that he has become increasingly irritable. This cannot go on, Shepard. He needs to get laid, and soon.
I'm uploading the coordinates of a shop that you can purchase fuzzy handcuffs, flavored lotions and a sexy outfit. We will be forwarding a sum of 3,000 credits to your account so that you can best prepare for this mission.
Thank you for taking the time to do this for us. I know you work for Cerberus now, but you are absolutely the only person for this job.

Good luck, Commander
-Hackett

Very well, Admiral, if I must. Anything for the good of the Alliance! 

*fistpumps*

...Right then, off to Morlan's, he has many good things, yes?

[archonambroseus]

Jhosephine wrote...

Shenzi wrote...
I sure hope the game wouldn't make you pick 2 other people to go on this mission with you

.....'Hey Kaidan, I brought you a priiize" ?......no no no....bad mental image, bad bad....arrghhhhh

:sick::sick:

[RyrineaNara]

Sialater wrote...

Yeah, I had to write a fic where my Sole Survivor told Jack off. After all, SS Shep has WAY more baggage.

I think that I would just tell her off as well! 

[Sialater]

RyrineaNara wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Yeah, I had to write a fic where my Sole Survivor told Jack off. After all, SS Shep has WAY more baggage.

I think that I would just tell her off as well! 

Yeah, but we're not allowed to.  <_<  So I did it myself.

[MICHELLE7]

Jhosephine wrote...

Must...replace..mental image..

Much better Jho...MUCH better:D

[Jhourney]

MICHELLE7 wrote...

Much better Jho...MUCH better:D

I know...my mind is where it belongs now...in the gutter...



I am intrigued by the pants.....*stares*

[Sialater]

Jhosephine wrote...

MICHELLE7 wrote...

Much better Jho...MUCH better:D

I know...my mind is where it belongs now...in the gutter...



I am intrigued by the pants.....*stares*

Now that is a wonderful gutter!

[fortunesque]

LOOOL.



You guysssss XD

[The Angry One]

And I didn't think this thread could get any lower.

Oh well! *grabs popcorn*

[Jhourney]

Bah boyfriend is watching some movie in the background, I hear a slightly familiar voice...go have a looksee and it's Edward Burns. Darnit, he sounds so much like Sbarge.

[Brijenieve]

So... if that's the way to the gutter.... and we all live in the gutter.... uhm.... what does that say?! 

[Doug84]

*looks up at the new gutter sign and rolls his eyes melodramatically* Women - always in the gutter.

[The Angry One]

How do you pronounce Sbarge anyway? S-barge? Sabarge? Is the S or B silent? I must know!

[fortunesque]

Maybe it's like Sbarro but Sbarge...



OMG. Pizzaaaaa....

[Sialater]

Brijenieve wrote...

So... if that's the way to the gutter.... and we all live in the gutter.... uhm.... what does that say?! 

The Blessed Illustrator needs to draw more?

[Jhourney]

The Angry One wrote...

How do you pronounce Sbarge anyway? S-barge? Sabarge? Is the S or B silent? I must know!

Darnit...how often can one try to pronounce it in ones head? *keeps going*