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[chem light]

or pods..there's always the pods...

[MICHELLE7]

chem light wrote...

Do you want me to shoot her Joisan? I mean, nothing lethal, like sandbag rounds maybe? Orrrr.

How about a paint ball gun to her favorite outfit before a date?

:lol:

[MICHELLE7]

We love those pods

[chem light]

MICHELLE7 wrote...

chem light wrote...

Do you want me to shoot her Joisan? I mean, nothing lethal, like sandbag rounds maybe? Orrrr.

How about a paint ball gun to her favorite outfit before a date?

:lol:

I'd make sure to get many different colors...

[Doug84]

Joisan wrote...

Thanks, Doug.  Actually, in this case everyone participating in the gossip session was single.  In my group of friends, the only one in a relationship is the guy I like.  Go figure

And because I am determined not to think about that any more, have another Kaidan.

*noddles* Sorry hun, brought my own hate of people like that into the conv. *eye twitches at the thought of them*

Anywho, yeah, try not to think about it. There are other guys out there who'll be smart enough to see that they should be with you I know from experience its a bad idea to try and get involved with it...bad times, even for my crappy love life, heh.

Erm... Ok, time for bat pom-poms to cheer everyone up!

[sesheta255]

Mrs Templar wrote...

chem light wrote...

@ sesheta. Just noticed and LOVE your sig.

Very nice sig Sesheta 

I think your sig could be explained by mine  

don't worry Mrs T - C-sec don't seem to be much good at solving crimes unless shep helps them so I think we'll be safe.  Plus my shep wouldn't leave any witnesses and she can always point in conrads direction

[Joisan]

chem light wrote...

MICHELLE7 wrote...

chem light wrote...

Do you want me to shoot her Joisan? I mean, nothing lethal, like sandbag rounds maybe? Orrrr.

How about a paint ball gun to her favorite outfit before a date?

:lol:

I'd make sure to get many different colors...

Now this one I could go for  

[Badpie]

Was someone talking about Joker and sexy times? Haha. He'd just have to be a gentle "feathery stroker" so as not to break his fingers or hips.

[Doug84]

Badpie wrote...

Was someone talking about Joker and sexy times? Haha. He'd just have to be a gentle "feathery stroker" so as not to break his fingers or hips.

There was talk and I mentioned Snap/Crackle/Pop

[fortunesque]

Badpie wrote...

Was someone talking about Joker and sexy times? Haha. He'd just have to be a gentle "feathery stroker" so as not to break his fingers or hips.

[sesheta255]

Badpie wrote...

Was someone talking about Joker and sexy times? Haha. He'd just have to be a gentle "feathery stroker" so as not to break his fingers or hips.

His partner would have to lay there like a stone, any slight movement or excitement could do a lot of damage
No wonder he spends so much time on the extranet its the only action the poor bugger gets

[Mrs Templar]

sesheta255 wrote...

Mrs Templar wrote...

chem light wrote...

@ sesheta. Just noticed and LOVE your sig.

Very nice sig Sesheta 

I think your sig could be explained by mine  

don't worry Mrs T - C-sec don't seem to be much good at solving crimes unless shep helps them so I think we'll be safe.  Plus my shep wouldn't leave any witnesses and she can always point in conrads direction

I think that would be an excellent use of Conrad.
I bet his wife wouldn't be in a hurry to bail him out either 

[Doug84]

sesheta255 wrote...

Badpie wrote...

Was someone talking about Joker and sexy times? Haha. He'd just have to be a gentle "feathery stroker" so as not to break his fingers or hips.

His partner would have to lay there like a stone, any slight movement or excitement could do a lot of damage
No wonder he spends so much time on the extranet its the only action the poor bugger gets

*imagines Joker would be able to get it on with a lady heavily into bondage *

[chem light]

Badpie wrote...

Was someone talking about Joker and sexy times? Haha. He'd just have to be a gentle "feathery stroker" so as not to break his fingers or hips.

Dude, everyone knows, that after "the confrontation", broken hearted that femShep chose Kaidan, Liara wanders to the cockpit in search of solace, which Joker provides.  That way, the only thinkg Jeff has to embrace, is eternity.  Then end.

Modifié par chem light, 08 mars 2010 - 11:29 .

[fortunesque]

Doug84 wrote...

sesheta255 wrote...

Badpie wrote...

Was someone talking about Joker and sexy times? Haha. He'd just have to be a gentle "feathery stroker" so as not to break his fingers or hips.

His partner would have to lay there like a stone, any slight movement or excitement could do a lot of damage
No wonder he spends so much time on the extranet its the only action the poor bugger gets

*imagines Joker would be able to get it on with a lady heavily into bondage *

He'd break his arm trying to use the riding whip

[chem light]

fortunesque wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

sesheta255 wrote...

Badpie wrote...

Was someone talking about Joker and sexy times? Haha. He'd just have to be a gentle "feathery stroker" so as not to break his fingers or hips.

His partner would have to lay there like a stone, any slight movement or excitement could do a lot of damage
No wonder he spends so much time on the extranet its the only action the poor bugger gets

*imagines Joker would be able to get it on with a lady heavily into bondage *

He'd break his arm trying to use the riding whip

Joker could get with Miranda who could use her biotics to suspend them both midair!

[Doug84]

fortunesque wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

sesheta255 wrote...

Badpie wrote...

Was someone talking about Joker and sexy times? Haha. He'd just have to be a gentle "feathery stroker" so as not to break his fingers or hips.

His partner would have to lay there like a stone, any slight movement or excitement could do a lot of damage
No wonder he spends so much time on the extranet its the only action the poor bugger gets

*imagines Joker would be able to get it on with a lady heavily into bondage *

He'd break his arm trying to use the riding whip

Thats displince, not bondage.... maybe I should end this conversation now

[Daewan]

Badpie wrote...

Was someone talking about Joker and sexy times? Haha. He'd just have to be a gentle "feathery stroker" so as not to break his fingers or hips.

His tongue seems to work just fine.  I'm sure he could find a way.

[Badpie]

chem light wrote...

Badpie wrote...

Was someone talking about Joker and sexy times? Haha. He'd just have to be a gentle "feathery stroker" so as not to break his fingers or hips.

Dude, everyone knows, that after "the confrontation", broken hearted that femShep chose Kaidan, Liara wanders to the cockpit in search of solace, which Joker provides.  That way, the only thinkg Jeff has to embrace, is eternity.  Then end.

By god you're right!  All Joker needs to do is date an Asari!  Awesome sex AND no broken bones! 

[fortunesque]

Kaidan is confused by this conversation

[sesheta255]

Doug84 wrote...

sesheta255 wrote...

Badpie wrote...

Was someone talking about Joker and sexy times? Haha. He'd just have to be a gentle "feathery stroker" so as not to break his fingers or hips.

His partner would have to lay there like a stone, any slight movement or excitement could do a lot of damage
No wonder he spends so much time on the extranet its the only action the poor bugger gets

*imagines Joker would be able to get it on with a lady heavily into bondage *

or a "lady" that requires an air pump to use
*giggling like crazy thinking about a toy for men that was available at a sex toy party I went to - would be perfect for joker*

[Doug84]

sesheta255 wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

sesheta255 wrote...

Badpie wrote...

Was someone talking about Joker and sexy times? Haha. He'd just have to be a gentle "feathery stroker" so as not to break his fingers or hips.

His partner would have to lay there like a stone, any slight movement or excitement could do a lot of damage
No wonder he spends so much time on the extranet its the only action the poor bugger gets

*imagines Joker would be able to get it on with a lady heavily into bondage *

or a "lady" that requires an air pump to use
*giggling like crazy thinking about a toy for men that was available at a sex toy party I went to - would be perfect for joker*

I still find it hard to believe some guys actually like sex dolls...its like eww, guy, no, just no!

[Shenzi]

Doug84 wrote...

sesheta255 wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

sesheta255 wrote...

Badpie wrote...

Was someone talking about Joker and sexy times? Haha. He'd just have to be a gentle "feathery stroker" so as not to break his fingers or hips.

His partner would have to lay there like a stone, any slight movement or excitement could do a lot of damage
No wonder he spends so much time on the extranet its the only action the poor bugger gets

*imagines Joker would be able to get it on with a lady heavily into bondage *

or a "lady" that requires an air pump to use
*giggling like crazy thinking about a toy for men that was available at a sex toy party I went to - would be perfect for joker*

I still find it hard to believe some guys actually like sex dolls...its like eww, guy, no, just no!

The perfect woman for Joker http://www.fanfictio...Laptop_Like_You

[Joisan]

By the way, I got some good fic writing in during my chem lab today while my reaction sat in a hot water bath. Hopefully I should be able to finish it once spring break starts this weekend.

[BECC4]

k folks, my bed time, I'm shattered and I'm not staying up past midnight marking, that's just depressing!



Love you all (NH where applicable ;-) )