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[sesheta255]

Doug84 wrote...

BloodyTemplar wrote...

I fell in love with Morrigan.  Sadly, she just wanted me for my "seed."  Ho.

Well, I originally went with Leianna. But then she was like "Sleep with me or you will DIE"

aaarg Lelianna - she annoyed the hell out of me.  I think its her voice.  she's the Tali of DAO for me

[Doug84]

BECC4 wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

BloodyTemplar wrote...

I fell in love with Morrigan.  Sadly, she just wanted me for my "seed."  Ho.

Well, I originally went with Leianna. But then she was like "Sleep with me or you will DIE"  

Lol I wonder if that would work in a bar?

Girl:  *Marches over to Kaidan look-a-like* Sleep with me or you will DIE!

Kaidan look-a-like:  ok

It wasn't so much that as 'But I don't wanna che-' "NOW MISTER, OR ELSE!"

Though it would probably work in a bar, heh. Well, apart from on me...

[sapphyreelf]

Oh thank heavens, no, I have no children. I keep trying to convince the boyfriend I'd be a bad parent by suggesting that a Cthulhu-Lovecraft themed children's room would be a good thing.

[BECC4]

BloodyTemplar wrote...
Becc, let me fill you in with a peek into the mind of an adolescent boy...

"Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex video games sex sex sex sex sex sex sex fast cars sex sex sex sex sex sex food."

And that's just what they think about in the course of about 10 seconds.

You're female, young, and you play video games.  So long as you don't look like the elephant man, I guarantee you every boy in that classroom is praying to the Patron Saint of Boning Teachers that you ask them to stay after class for extra credit.

Just sayin'.   

Dear god!  I'm going to be terrified at work tomorrow!

One kid did say to me once,

I'll get you number at the leavers do *wink*

I laughed, then laughed some more, then continued laughing
 
little creep

[BloodyTemplar]

sapphyreelf wrote...

Oh thank heavens, no, I have no children. I keep trying to convince the boyfriend I'd be a bad parent by suggesting that a Cthulhu-Lovecraft themed children's room would be a good thing.

LOL, awesome.  

[Doug84]

BloodyTemplar wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

BECC4 wrote...
This particular one was 15

*chuckles* Ah, k - I'm guessing he was just trying to get a rise out of ya

Becc, let me fill you in with a peek into the mind of an adolescent boy...

"Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex video games sex sex sex sex sex sex sex fast cars sex sex sex sex sex sex food."

And that's just what they think about in the course of about 10 seconds.

You're female, young, and you play video games.  So long as you don't look like the elephant man, I guarantee you every boy in that classroom is praying to the Patron Saint of Boning Teachers that you ask them to stay after class for extra credit.

Just sayin'.  

Very true - I know I had a crush on one of the younger female teachers back in college.

[sesheta255]

Mrs Templar wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

BloodyTemplar wrote...

I fell in love with Morrigan.  Sadly, she just wanted me for my "seed."  Ho.

Well, I originally went with Leianna. But then she was like "Sleep with me or you will DIE"

I was always curious to see how the dialog played out if your warden was a noble male and married anora, but she is just too much of a wench to Alistair for me to actually want to play that myself.  Plus, I don't think I could play through DA:O w/out romancing Alistair 

I did one male warden playthrough and it damn near killed me.  I kept ignoring everyone else & going to talk to Alistair.
Anora - I really wanted to take her head off at the same time as her fathers

[milkabi]

sapphyreelf wrote...

Oh thank heavens, no, I have no children. I keep trying to convince the boyfriend I'd be a bad parent by suggesting that a Cthulhu-Lovecraft themed children's room would be a good thing.

Can't have kids yet, haven't grown up myself, not responsible enough.

[sapphyreelf]

BloodyTemplar wrote...

sapphyreelf wrote...

Oh thank heavens, no, I have no children. I keep trying to convince the boyfriend I'd be a bad parent by suggesting that a Cthulhu-Lovecraft themed children's room would be a good thing.

LOL, awesome.  

It would keep his mother away. I'm pretty sure of that!

[sapphyreelf]

milkabi wrote...

sapphyreelf wrote...

Oh thank heavens, no, I have no children. I keep trying to convince the boyfriend I'd be a bad parent by suggesting that a Cthulhu-Lovecraft themed children's room would be a good thing.

Can't have kids yet, haven't grown up myself, not responsible enough.

I'm 27, and I still feel this way, which is the primary reason there are no kids.

[Mrs Templar]

Doug84 wrote...

BloodyTemplar wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

BECC4 wrote...
This particular one was 15

*chuckles* Ah, k - I'm guessing he was just trying to get a rise out of ya

Becc, let me fill you in with a peek into the mind of an adolescent boy...

"Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex video games sex sex sex sex sex sex sex fast cars sex sex sex sex sex sex food."

And that's just what they think about in the course of about 10 seconds.

You're female, young, and you play video games.  So long as you don't look like the elephant man, I guarantee you every boy in that classroom is praying to the Patron Saint of Boning Teachers that you ask them to stay after class for extra credit.

Just sayin'.  

Very true - I know I had a crush on one of the younger female teachers back in college.

I had a crush on one of my college professors.  I was tempted to pull an Indiana Jones and write smexxy messages on my eye lids 

[milkabi]

BECC4 wrote...

milkabi wrote...

BECC4 wrote...

Doug84 wrote...

BloodyTemplar wrote...

I fell in love with Morrigan.  Sadly, she just wanted me for my "seed."  Ho.

Well, I originally went with Leianna. But then she was like "Sleep with me or you will DIE"  

Lol I wonder if that would work in a bar?

Girl:  *Marches over to Kaidan look-a-like* Sleep with me or you will DIE!

Kaidan look-a-like:  ok

Isn't it a bit like that in ME1 with Kaidan? Femshep wants to sleep with him so he is not going to die in Virmire

That's more a, 'sleep with me or I'll KILL you!'

Hmm a slight difference but the implications are a bit disturbing. Femshep more evil than Morrigan?

[sesheta255]

milkabi wrote...

sapphyreelf wrote...

Oh thank heavens, no, I have no children. I keep trying to convince the boyfriend I'd be a bad parent by suggesting that a Cthulhu-Lovecraft themed children's room would be a good thing.

Can't have kids yet, haven't grown up myself, not responsible enough.

lol, my kids are practically adults & I'm still not responsible enough

[BECC4]

sesheta255 wrote...
Anora - I really wanted to take her head off at the same time as her fathers

THIS! 

*chops off Loghain's head and carries through chopping off Anora's head* Whoops! I appear to have killed them both, shame.

[milkabi]

sapphyreelf wrote...

milkabi wrote...

sapphyreelf wrote...

Oh thank heavens, no, I have no children. I keep trying to convince the boyfriend I'd be a bad parent by suggesting that a Cthulhu-Lovecraft themed children's room would be a good thing.

Can't have kids yet, haven't grown up myself, not responsible enough.

I'm 27, and I still feel this way, which is the primary reason there are no kids.

29 myself, don't intend to grow up for some time

[BloodyTemplar]

BECC4 wrote...

sesheta255 wrote...
Anora - I really wanted to take her head off at the same time as her fathers

THIS! 

*chops off Loghain's head and carries through chopping off Anora's head* Whoops! I appear to have killed them both, shame.

Dang, you womenfolk sure are violent.  Whatever happened to "the fairer sex?"

[Brijenieve]

milkabi wrote...

sapphyreelf wrote...

milkabi wrote...

sapphyreelf wrote...

Oh thank heavens, no, I have no children. I keep trying to convince the boyfriend I'd be a bad parent by suggesting that a Cthulhu-Lovecraft themed children's room would be a good thing.

Can't have kids yet, haven't grown up myself, not responsible enough.

I'm 27, and I still feel this way, which is the primary reason there are no kids.

29 myself, don't intend to grow up for some time

I'd like kids in a couple of years. 
Now, to find the man... sigh. 

[milkabi]

sesheta255 wrote...

milkabi wrote...

sapphyreelf wrote...

Oh thank heavens, no, I have no children. I keep trying to convince the boyfriend I'd be a bad parent by suggesting that a Cthulhu-Lovecraft themed children's room would be a good thing.

Can't have kids yet, haven't grown up myself, not responsible enough.

lol, my kids are practically adults & I'm still not responsible enough

Darn it, here goes my excuse not to have kids <_<

Modifié par milkabi, 15 mars 2010 - 08:22 .

[Doug84]

BloodyTemplar wrote...

BECC4 wrote...

sesheta255 wrote...
Anora - I really wanted to take her head off at the same time as her fathers

THIS! 

*chops off Loghain's head and carries through chopping off Anora's head* Whoops! I appear to have killed them both, shame.

Dang, you womenfolk sure are violent.  Whatever happened to "the fairer sex?"

Female proganda my friend!

[Joisan]

Mrs Templar wrote...

I had a crush on one of my college professors.  I was tempted to pull an Indiana Jones and write smexxy messages on my eye lids 

I have the most incredibly awkward teacher crush story ever!  So when I was a freshman in high school, my older brother got a job as a long-term sub for a teacher who ended up leaving a couple weeks into the school year because of pregnancy-related medical issues.  And this teacher just happened to teach the freshman history class.  So my brother ended up teaching most of my friends in history, and one of my friends got a crush on him (the age difference was about 7 years so it actually would not have been that unreasonable if they were both adults).  Majorly awkward.

[sesheta255]

BECC4 wrote...

sesheta255 wrote...
Anora - I really wanted to take her head off at the same time as her fathers

THIS! 

*chops off Loghain's head and carries through chopping off Anora's head* Whoops! I appear to have killed them both, shame.

One of my greatest disappontments in DAO was not being able to kill that b*tch.  I like to imagine that she had an "accident" after Alistairs coronation. Unfortunately she 'fell' out of a window at the top of the tower along with her smarmy maid.   I'm sure my rogue & her best friend Zev had nothing to do with it of course

[Doug84]

milkabi wrote...

sesheta255 wrote...

milkabi wrote...

sapphyreelf wrote...

Oh thank heavens, no, I have no children. I keep trying to convince the boyfriend I'd be a bad parent by suggesting that a Cthulhu-Lovecraft themed children's room would be a good thing.

Can't have kids yet, haven't grown up myself, not responsible enough.

lol, my kids are practically adults & I'm still not responsible enough

Darn it, here goes my excuse not to have kids <_<

I have a fair excuse! I have no girlfriend and hence am physically unable to be a dad

[Joisan]

And about the skating, all I have to say is Holy Kaidan, Biotic God!!

[Doug84]

Joisan wrote...

And about the skating, all I have to say is Holy Kaidan, Biotic God!!

Hm? Does that mean you did well? 

[Sialater]

BloodyTemplar wrote...

BECC4 wrote...

sesheta255 wrote...
Anora - I really wanted to take her head off at the same time as her fathers

THIS! 

*chops off Loghain's head and carries through chopping off Anora's head* Whoops! I appear to have killed them both, shame.

Dang, you womenfolk sure are violent.  Whatever happened to "the fairer sex?"

It's a myth they tell boys in high school so they don't run screaming before prom.