Darazelly wrote...
Quick clean up of a sketch I did while waiting for a computer at school (Never got it, hate that we are so many on so few computers in art class). No energy to do something better. x_X'

I'll let you add whatever they might be saying yourself. ![=]](https://lvlt.forum.bioware.com/public/style_emoticons/default/sideways.png)
****Scene: En Route to Eden Prime. Shepard is walking slowly, but purposefully, towards the cockpit.****
Joker: So, did you meet the new XO? She and the captain were making the rounds yesterday, checkin' on the crew and all.
Kaiden: <blushes> Er...yeah...the XO...
Joker: So, what do you think? She seems... y'know...leaderly like. I guess. I'm not really a people person. What did you think of her?
Kaiden: <stares at screen in front of him. Internal monologue continues:>
What did I think? What did I think? That implies that when I met her I was actually able to think. And really, I think every thought went straight out of my head. I remember thinking, she's gorgeous. And amazing. And totally out of my league. And then the captain mentioned her service record - so she's adventurous, too - I always had a weakness for women who liked adventure. And she was charming, and totally not stuck up, though she has to know she's GORGEOUS. Jenkins was just about drooling on her. Heck, I tripped over my tongue trying to talk with her. Didn't help that the captain was right there staring at me like he knew exactly what was going through my head. He probably did, too. He's no dummy. Then this morning, she walked by. She'd zipped herself into one of those hawt jumpsuits that leave NOTHING to the imagination and I really did trip - over Jenkins, who apparently had tripped over his own feet staring at Shepard. Oh, shoot, now I'm even calling her Shepard in my head. That's bad. Next thing you know, I'm going to be saying that out loud and then she'll likely slap me. Or throw me up against the wall. Huh, that sounds nice, actually. I mean, if it was a nice throw. Like, you know, a little shove and... Oh, man, there I go again...Kaiden: <mutters> So yeah...She seems....Joker? <shakes self, looks around, completely startled to find that Nihilus and Shepard are now standing behind him. Blushes, gulps, bites tongue.>
Joker: ...Drift, just under 1500K. <under breath> Or in the LT's case, he's drifting out of the entire galaxy....
Nihilus: 1500 is good. Your captain will be pleased.
Kaiden: <to self> Act cool, man. Think of something intelligent to say. Come on, man... She's standing right there. This is your chance....
Joker: I hate that guy.
Kaiden: Huh? Hate who? Oh! Right! Ah...
Say something relevant, say something relevant... Nihilus gave you a compliment, so you hate him? <Shepard ignores him. Kaiden winces. Face palm.>
Joker: Remember to zip up your jumpsuit...
Kaiden: <staring at Shepard longingly> Jumpsuit....
good morning!