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[sergio71785]

Grunt: Shepard
Shepard: Wre--
Grunt: 

[Jakegnosis]

cutthecameras wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...
You seem like the resident perv..And some of my friends have started to refer to me as such, but I can't help it! Working in a sex store last year totally desensitized me to talking about sex.  

Really? One of my exes turned into almost as much a perv as me when she started working in a BDSM shop... Not that I'd ever complain about that 

When you're there for a while it starts to get really enjoyable. You see all the timid newbies trying to look around, turning down help...as soon as they'd give me any sort of opening I'd go into dozens of recomendations with so many details it would make them blush bright enough to turn off the lights and still see.

What can I say? Fun times.

Not being repressed FTW.

[Sleepicub09]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL of DEM HIPS

[cutthecameras]

Jake71887 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...
You seem like the resident perv..And some of my friends have started to refer to me as such, but I can't help it! Working in a sex store last year totally desensitized me to talking about sex.  

Really? One of my exes turned into almost as much a perv as me when she started working in a BDSM shop... Not that I'd ever complain about that 

When you're there for a while it starts to get really enjoyable. You see all the timid newbies trying to look around, turning down help...as soon as they'd give me any sort of opening I'd go into dozens of recomendations with so many details it would make them blush bright enough to turn off the lights and still see.

What can I say? Fun times.

Not to mention I'd assume you'd get a discount, on so many wonderful, wonderful toys 

Actually I was fired before I could take advantage of any sort of discount...I made all the straight girls really uncomfortable I think, no reason was given.

[cannedcream]

Wait till you see almost every form of rule 34 out there... You will end up like Jack... Or me.... Nothing is left of my child hood after seeing everything I knew in rule 34...

Some things can. . .never be unseen.

[chool77]

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Modifié par chool77, 01 mars 2010 - 07:31 .

[chool77]

chool77 wrote...

wait stop what your doing


i just thought of something worse then ugly shep with tali



shawn connery and tali mohahahahahahaa


*bad shawn connery voice*
why dont you take off that mask and lets have it

[MMA7FF]

Archonsg wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

DarkwanderStorm wrote...





-skeet-

NOW THAT I LIKE
one of the first few Tali faces that is actually REALLY GOOD

Agreed.
Until someone takes off the hood and put elf ears on her. Personally I don't mind space-elves. They need loving too, but you know how some people can get the moment pointy ears are shown.

i dont get what the f**king big deal is with pointy ears..
so many people complain and b*tch cause someones artist rendition of tali has pointy ears
who gives a d*mn if she has pointy ears..

[Jake71887]

cutthecameras wrote...

Actually I was fired before I could take advantage of any sort of discount...I made all the straight girls really uncomfortable I think, no reason was given.

I make straight girls uncomfortable too, so don't feel bad... 

[GMR25]

Jake71887 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...


I hav grown to love rule 34. It was wrong at first, but nothing is funnier than seeing Chewbacca pork Princess Leia.

Did I use the wrong example? Maybe I should have said Garrus porking Tali. *Hides before evil Tali mob sees*

[1490]

cutthecameras wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...
You seem like the resident perv..And some of my friends have started to refer to me as such, but I can't help it! Working in a sex store last year totally desensitized me to talking about sex.  

Really? One of my exes turned into almost as much a perv as me when she started working in a BDSM shop... Not that I'd ever complain about that 

When you're there for a while it starts to get really enjoyable. You see all the timid newbies trying to look around, turning down help...as soon as they'd give me any sort of opening I'd go into dozens of recomendations with so many details it would make them blush bright enough to turn off the lights and still see.

What can I say? Fun times.

Not to mention I'd assume you'd get a discount, on so many wonderful, wonderful toys 

Actually I was fired before I could take advantage of any sort of discount...I made all the straight girls really uncomfortable I think, no reason was given.

I think those places just have a habit of cleaning out their staff every once in a while for some reason.  My friend got fired after working there for like 16 months, and three other people that worked there subsequently got fired over the next two months. 

[MMA7FF]

Sleepicub09 wrote...

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL of DEM HIPS

it woulda been funnier if you said
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL of DAT ASS!

[cannedcream]

Sleepicub09 wrote...

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL of DEM HIPS

That seems like a good way to get smacked.

[cutthecameras]

Jake71887 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

Actually I was fired before I could take advantage of any sort of discount...I made all the straight girls really uncomfortable I think, no reason was given.

I make straight girls uncomfortable too, so don't feel bad... 

lols

Hard not to. I'm really not much of a toy girl...sorta...way more 'hands on'... but if I had an employee discount that would've been a different story!

[chool77]

cannedcream wrote...

Sleepicub09 wrote...

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL of DEM HIPS

That seems like a good way to get smacked.

love them hips

[Sleepicub09]

cannedcream wrote...

Sleepicub09 wrote...

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL of DEM HIPS

That seems like a good way to get smacked.

smack his what i did to tali ass o ok I'll stop there

[1490]

cutthecameras wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

Actually I was fired before I could take advantage of any sort of discount...I made all the straight girls really uncomfortable I think, no reason was given.

I make straight girls uncomfortable too, so don't feel bad... 

lols

Hard not to. I'm really not much of a toy girl...sorta...way more 'hands on'... but if I had an employee discount that would've been a different story!

Not even a small employee discount?  Those bastards.  Maybe sex shops would be more universally accepted if they treated people better

[Jake71887]

cutthecameras wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

Actually I was fired before I could take advantage of any sort of discount...I made all the straight girls really uncomfortable I think, no reason was given.

I make straight girls uncomfortable too, so don't feel bad... 

lols

Hard not to. I'm really not much of a toy girl...sorta...way more 'hands on'... but if I had an employee discount that would've been a different story!

I'm sorry, I should've been more specific...


By toys I meant:
Toys, outfits, furniture, video, etc etc etc... 

[chool77]

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[Jake71887]

chool77 wrote...

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[cutthecameras]

1490 wrote...

I think those places just have a habit of cleaning out their staff every once in a while for some reason.  My friend got fired after working there for like 16 months, and three other people that worked there subsequently got fired over the next two months. 

Yeahhhh, I saw that as well! None of my co-workers had been working there longer than 3 months, not even the manager. It was very bizarre. Also, according to them no one quit voluntarily, everyone they had seen come and go was fired.

[MMA7FF]

chool77 wrote...

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[GMR25]

*looks out wondering if evil Tali mob noticed his post*

[Jake71887]

MMA7FF wrote...

chool77 wrote...

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Needs more Tali-elf

[Sleepicub09]

omg The Illusive Man is crying tali fans lets fail even harder wooot