Jake71887 wrote...
Terrorfex wrote...
Jake71887 wrote...
cutthecameras wrote...
Jake71887 wrote...
Are you sure? I know where to find a moon, and I certainly know how to get naked! 
Dangerously close to critical mass of douche.
lol
Am I going to implode or explode?/
Damnit woman, the very life of my next joke depends on knowing which! 
Is your internal pressure sufficient to resist your own gravity?
Doubtful... 
Then unforunately, if the remnant of yourself left after the collapse is greater than the good ol' Tolman-Oppenheimer-Vokoff limit, you're going to become a black hole.
Sorry about that, old bean. Frightful luck, what?