Well I needed 4 hands to destroy the SOB pimple that was growing sentient on the side of my nose. I thought these things would stop happening in my twenties..wolfstanus wrote...
Reminds me of the skin infection in my nose I got from cleaning up a coworkers skin flakes... The doctor had to litterally squeeze the puss out of my nose before she could let me go to get me meds... (went through this for a few months as it kept coming back) good times.Jake71887 wrote...
cutthecameras wrote...
anyone remember my mutant zit last night? i popped it.
needed help though. it had may layers of grossness.
GRRRRROOOOOOSSSSSSSS
All Tali fans, read this! IT'S UP TO US TO KEEP TALI ALIVE! 3.0!!
#29151
Posté 02 mars 2010 - 06:54
#29152
Posté 02 mars 2010 - 06:54
Because we know you love itJake71887 wrote...
cutthecameras wrote...
lol it was so terrible. i couldnt keep it to myself.Jake71887 wrote...
cutthecameras wrote...
anyone remember my mutant zit last night? i popped it.
needed help though. it had may layers of grossness.
GRRRRROOOOOOSSSSSSSS
Why do people feel the need to discuss their gross experiences? I'd much prefer sex stories...
#29153
Posté 02 mars 2010 - 06:54
NuclearBuddha wrote...
My mind wants to agree, since asari are supposed to take these sorts of things philosophically. But it was Liara's first relationship and I didn't exactly leave the campsite in the same pristine condition I found it in. I feel sorry for the next guy who has to pitch his tent there.VettoRyouzou wrote...
NuclearBuddha wrote...
So I broke a little girl's heart? Thanks, I feel better already! Cheers!
Think of it as puppy love, she will grow stronger for it, she still gotta mature a bit before she know how to treat a real man, Mabye then she 300, 400 mabye.
At least he won't kill her mother, too.
If it make you feel any better Asari don't tend to be close family wise, or atleast it seems that way.
#29154
Posté 02 mars 2010 - 06:54
sergio71785 wrote...
You know what's sad (and the very reason I'd pick Tali), in such a confrontation between her and your ME1 LI, I can see Tali (very sadly) telling you that you should go with Ashley/Liara, that you'd be happier with them.![]()
Yes... That would melt my cold scientific heart. If I heard her say that with that cute accent I wouldn't be able to resist her no matter what. I would fall for her all over again, which would be the 3rd time
#29155
Posté 02 mars 2010 - 06:55
NuclearBuddha wrote...
Man, remind me never to tell you my last name. If you didn't like it... yikes.cannedcream wrote...
Mike4PA wrote...
I have a weird question. Do you think that your LI from ME1 and ME2 would fight over you? Say you choose Ashley in the first, and of course Tali for the second. Do you think that Ashley's xenophobia would make her violent? Or on the flip side Tali gets angry at Ashley for having you first and fights for the honor of being with you? (Not saying that Tali is violent, but she can still fight for what she wants.)
I'm completely surprised that something like this didn't happen. I'd love to see an Ashley/ Tali catfight for Shepard's love. With Tali as the winner, of course.
My Ash, however, is dead and will remain so for all time, mostly because I don't like her last name, but that's a different story. So in my case it would be a Liara/ Tali fight and. . .I'm not too sure how that one would go. . .
Sorry, but that is a last name that will forever be associated with the worst roomate in the history of time inside my head.
To show that I still think your cool, here's a picture of you as a ninja:
#29156
Posté 02 mars 2010 - 06:55
wolfstanus wrote...
Because we know you love itJake71887 wrote...
cutthecameras wrote...
lol it was so terrible. i couldnt keep it to myself.Jake71887 wrote...
cutthecameras wrote...
anyone remember my mutant zit last night? i popped it.
needed help though. it had may layers of grossness.
GRRRRROOOOOOSSSSSSSS
Why do people feel the need to discuss their gross experiences? I'd much prefer sex stories...
OMG, you're right...
Pimples? ****** ****** ******
#29157
Posté 02 mars 2010 - 06:56
Comes with being a Quarian...NuclearBuddha wrote...
What is wrong with you people?wolfstanus wrote...
Reminds me of the skin infection in my nose I got from cleaning up a coworkers skin flakes... The doctor had to litterally squeeze the puss out of my nose before she could let me go to get me meds... (went through this for a few months as it kept coming back) good times.Jake71887 wrote...
cutthecameras wrote...
anyone remember my mutant zit last night? i popped it.
needed help though. it had may layers of grossness.
GRRRRROOOOOOSSSSSSSS
#29158
Posté 02 mars 2010 - 06:56
You found rule 34 for pimples didn't you?Jake71887 wrote...
wolfstanus wrote...
Because we know you love itJake71887 wrote...
cutthecameras wrote...
lol it was so terrible. i couldnt keep it to myself.Jake71887 wrote...
cutthecameras wrote...
anyone remember my mutant zit last night? i popped it.
needed help though. it had may layers of grossness.
GRRRRROOOOOOSSSSSSSS
Why do people feel the need to discuss their gross experiences? I'd much prefer sex stories...
OMG, you're right...
Pimples? ****** ****** ******
#29159
Posté 02 mars 2010 - 06:57
I just had sex a while ago.Jake71887 wrote...
cutthecameras wrote...
lol it was so terrible. i couldnt keep it to myself.Jake71887 wrote...
cutthecameras wrote...
anyone remember my mutant zit last night? i popped it.
needed help though. it had may layers of grossness.
GRRRRROOOOOOSSSSSSSS
Why do people feel the need to discuss their gross experiences? I'd much prefer sex stories...
Now I'm just hungry.
#29160
Posté 02 mars 2010 - 06:57
Jake71887 wrote...
cutthecameras wrote...
lol it was so terrible. i couldnt keep it to myself.Jake71887 wrote...
cutthecameras wrote...
anyone remember my mutant zit last night? i popped it.
needed help though. it had may layers of grossness.
GRRRRROOOOOOSSSSSSSS
Why do people feel the need to discuss their gross experiences? I'd much prefer sex stories...
indeed much more enjoyable and funnier:D
#29161
Posté 02 mars 2010 - 06:57
Mike4PA wrote...
sergio71785 wrote...
You know what's sad (and the very reason I'd pick Tali), in such a confrontation between her and your ME1 LI, I can see Tali (very sadly) telling you that you should go with Ashley/Liara, that you'd be happier with them.![]()
Yes... That would melt my cold scientific heart. If I heard her say that with that cute accent I wouldn't be able to resist her no matter what. I would fall for her all over again, which would be the 3rd time
It's a recurring theme in her courtship dialog, with her not feeling deserving of Shepard, he "deserves to be happy", that what she wants doesn't matter, etc. etc.
So I can definitely see her saying something like that during an ME1 confrontation.
Modifié par sergio71785, 02 mars 2010 - 06:58 .
#29162
Posté 02 mars 2010 - 06:57
cannedcream wrote...
To show that I still think your cool, here's a picture of you as a ninja:(more or less)
Best make up line, ever. I'll have to remember that one when dealing with girls.
#29163
Posté 02 mars 2010 - 06:57
wolfstanus wrote...
Comes with being a Quarian...NuclearBuddha wrote...
What is wrong with you people?wolfstanus wrote...
Reminds me of the skin infection in my nose I got from cleaning up a coworkers skin flakes... The doctor had to litterally squeeze the puss out of my nose before she could let me go to get me meds... (went through this for a few months as it kept coming back) good times.Jake71887 wrote...
cutthecameras wrote...
anyone remember my mutant zit last night? i popped it.
needed help though. it had may layers of grossness.
GRRRRROOOOOOSSSSSSSS
I finished work and came back to this
#29164
Posté 02 mars 2010 - 06:57
wolfstanus wrote...
You found rule 34 for pimples didn't you?Jake71887 wrote...
wolfstanus wrote...
Because we know you love itJake71887 wrote...
cutthecameras wrote...
lol it was so terrible. i couldnt keep it to myself.Jake71887 wrote...
cutthecameras wrote...
anyone remember my mutant zit last night? i popped it.
needed help though. it had may layers of grossness.
GRRRRROOOOOOSSSSSSSS
Why do people feel the need to discuss their gross experiences? I'd much prefer sex stories...
OMG, you're right...
Pimples? ****** ****** ******
No.. but I'm sure I could easily <_<
#29165
Posté 02 mars 2010 - 06:57
cutthecameras wrote...
Well I needed 4 hands to destroy the SOB pimple that was growing sentient on the side of my nose. I thought these things would stop happening in my twenties..wolfstanus wrote...
Reminds me of the skin infection in my nose I got from cleaning up a coworkers skin flakes... The doctor had to litterally squeeze the puss out of my nose before she could let me go to get me meds... (went through this for a few months as it kept coming back) good times.Jake71887 wrote...
cutthecameras wrote...
anyone remember my mutant zit last night? i popped it.
needed help though. it had may layers of grossness.
GRRRRROOOOOOSSSSSSSS
I wish they would. Then I could stop dropping $20 on acne medications every few months.
Thank the goddess the problem is extremely minor now, but still. . .I wish it AWAY!
#29166
Posté 02 mars 2010 - 06:58
Refreshing so quickly, we fear the Woo
But if it is locked, there'll be cries of.. "BOO!"
The locker shall become locked down
and become the target of our collective frown
Before we open Tali love 4.0
So remember that, Stanley Woo
Let us open a new thread and don't say no
Or else we'll cry and come after you!
#29167
Posté 02 mars 2010 - 06:58
I'd probably tell her to knock it off with the selfless crap because we'd been over that stuff before. And then I'd apologetically show the other lady to the door.Mike4PA wrote...
sergio71785 wrote...
You know what's sad (and the very reason I'd pick Tali), in such a confrontation between her and your ME1 LI, I can see Tali (very sadly) telling you that you should go with Ashley/Liara, that you'd be happier with them.![]()
Yes... That would melt my cold scientific heart. If I heard her say that with that cute accent I wouldn't be able to resist her no matter what. I would fall for her all over again, which would be the 3rd time
#29168
Posté 02 mars 2010 - 06:58
GMR25 wrote...
wolfstanus wrote...
Comes with being a Quarian...NuclearBuddha wrote...
What is wrong with you people?wolfstanus wrote...
Reminds me of the skin infection in my nose I got from cleaning up a coworkers skin flakes... The doctor had to litterally squeeze the puss out of my nose before she could let me go to get me meds... (went through this for a few months as it kept coming back) good times.Jake71887 wrote...
cutthecameras wrote...
anyone remember my mutant zit last night? i popped it.
needed help though. it had may layers of grossness.
GRRRRROOOOOOSSSSSSSS
I finished work and came back to this.
#29169
Posté 02 mars 2010 - 07:00
social.bioware.com/996690/blog/2990/
#29170
Posté 02 mars 2010 - 07:00
wolfstanus wrote...
GMR25 wrote...
wolfstanus wrote...
Comes with being a Quarian...NuclearBuddha wrote...
What is wrong with you people?wolfstanus wrote...
Reminds me of the skin infection in my nose I got from cleaning up a coworkers skin flakes... The doctor had to litterally squeeze the puss out of my nose before she could let me go to get me meds... (went through this for a few months as it kept coming back) good times.Jake71887 wrote...
cutthecameras wrote...
anyone remember my mutant zit last night? i popped it.
needed help though. it had may layers of grossness.
GRRRRROOOOOOSSSSSSSS
I finished work and came back to this.
you too
I should have come to expect that from this thread. You all find a way to disturb me.
#29171
Posté 02 mars 2010 - 07:01
wolfstanus wrote...
Comes with being a Quarian...NuclearBuddha wrote...
What is wrong with you people?wolfstanus wrote...
Reminds me of the skin infection in my nose I got from cleaning up a coworkers skin flakes... The doctor had to litterally squeeze the puss out of my nose before she could let me go to get me meds... (went through this for a few months as it kept coming back) good times.Jake71887 wrote...
cutthecameras wrote...
anyone remember my mutant zit last night? i popped it.
needed help though. it had may layers of grossness.
GRRRRROOOOOOSSSSSSSS
you were a turian a few hours ago haha
#29172
Posté 02 mars 2010 - 07:01
GMR25 wrote...
wolfstanus wrote...
GMR25 wrote...
wolfstanus wrote...
Comes with being a Quarian...NuclearBuddha wrote...
What is wrong with you people?wolfstanus wrote...
Reminds me of the skin infection in my nose I got from cleaning up a coworkers skin flakes... The doctor had to litterally squeeze the puss out of my nose before she could let me go to get me meds... (went through this for a few months as it kept coming back) good times.Jake71887 wrote...
cutthecameras wrote...
anyone remember my mutant zit last night? i popped it.
needed help though. it had may layers of grossness.
GRRRRROOOOOOSSSSSSSS
I finished work and came back to this.
you too
I should have come to expect that from this thread. You all find a way to disturb me.
This place is like a family. We love you, but you say the weirdest things
#29173
Posté 02 mars 2010 - 07:02
R34P3RR3D33M3R wrote...
cannedcream wrote...
To show that I still think your cool, here's a picture of you as a ninja:(more or less)
Best make up line, ever. I'll have to remember that one when dealing with girls.
Honestly, I can't see any way this could fail.
But, if for some insane reason, the girl dosen't laugh and/ or fall in love with you right there, then she is dead inside.
#29174
Posté 02 mars 2010 - 07:02
ONly because I could not get a male Quarian avatar... I was disapoint so I went the next best thing...MMA7FF wrote...
wolfstanus wrote...
Comes with being a Quarian...NuclearBuddha wrote...
What is wrong with you people?wolfstanus wrote...
Reminds me of the skin infection in my nose I got from cleaning up a coworkers skin flakes... The doctor had to litterally squeeze the puss out of my nose before she could let me go to get me meds... (went through this for a few months as it kept coming back) good times.Jake71887 wrote...
cutthecameras wrote...
anyone remember my mutant zit last night? i popped it.
needed help though. it had may layers of grossness.
GRRRRROOOOOOSSSSSSSS
you were a turian a few hours ago haha
#29175
Posté 02 mars 2010 - 07:03
Mike4PA wrote...
GMR25 wrote...
wolfstanus wrote...
GMR25 wrote...
wolfstanus wrote...
Comes with being a Quarian...NuclearBuddha wrote...
What is wrong with you people?wolfstanus wrote...
Reminds me of the skin infection in my nose I got from cleaning up a coworkers skin flakes... The doctor had to litterally squeeze the puss out of my nose before she could let me go to get me meds... (went through this for a few months as it kept coming back) good times.Jake71887 wrote...
cutthecameras wrote...
anyone remember my mutant zit last night? i popped it.
needed help though. it had may layers of grossness.
GRRRRROOOOOOSSSSSSSS
I finished work and came back to this.
you too
I should have come to expect that from this thread. You all find a way to disturb me.
This place is like a family. We love you, but you say the weirdest things:innocent:
I feel glad to say you have all warped my mind in one way or another




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