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[Kusy]

HipHop402 wrote...

Oh and try and romance Tali before seeing Liara on illium lol xD

tell me what happens already.

[Jake71887]

cutthecameras wrote...

Anyone else think Conrad Verner would make a hilarious martyr? Imagine him in ME3, not learning his lesson, trying to be a bad ass like Shepard and then getting himself killed but by some strange stroke of luck he ends up saving thousands of innocent people as a distraction...then they make a memorial for him or something. *cut to little kids shouting: "Mommy! Mommy! I wanna take a picture with Conrad Verner!"

Why must you make me hate Conrad Verner more, why oh why? <_<

[wolfstanus]

[cutthecameras]

Jake71887 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

Anyone else think Conrad Verner would make a hilarious martyr? Imagine him in ME3, not learning his lesson, trying to be a bad ass like Shepard and then getting himself killed but by some strange stroke of luck he ends up saving thousands of innocent people as a distraction...then they make a memorial for him or something. *cut to little kids shouting: "Mommy! Mommy! I wanna take a picture with Conrad Verner!"

Why must you make me hate Conrad Verner more, why oh why? <_<

lol I had to.

[Kusy]

Leave Conrad alooooone!

[Jake71887]

cutthecameras wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

Anyone else think Conrad Verner would make a hilarious martyr? Imagine him in ME3, not learning his lesson, trying to be a bad ass like Shepard and then getting himself killed but by some strange stroke of luck he ends up saving thousands of innocent people as a distraction...then they make a memorial for him or something. *cut to little kids shouting: "Mommy! Mommy! I wanna take a picture with Conrad Verner!"

Why must you make me hate Conrad Verner more, why oh why? <_<

lol I had to.

If it's possible for him to incidentally become a hero, I'm gonna regret allt hose times I was nice to his retarded ass 

[Jake71887]

Mr.Kusy wrote...


Leave Conrad alooooone!

Oh god... 

[wolfstanus]

[cutthecameras]

Jake71887 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

Anyone else think Conrad Verner would make a hilarious martyr? Imagine him in ME3, not learning his lesson, trying to be a bad ass like Shepard and then getting himself killed but by some strange stroke of luck he ends up saving thousands of innocent people as a distraction...then they make a memorial for him or something. *cut to little kids shouting: "Mommy! Mommy! I wanna take a picture with Conrad Verner!"

Why must you make me hate Conrad Verner more, why oh why? <_<

lol I had to.

If it's possible for him to incidentally become a hero, I'm gonna regret allt hose times I was nice to his retarded ass 

I like the renegade resolution to his ridiculous problem in ME2. Telling the "uncercover cop" to go up there and lie to him, telling him he did a great job. Followed by me telling him "I got it from here"...But yeah, it totally leaves it open for him not learning his lesson.

[Kusy]

Jake71887 wrote...

[Jake71887]

cutthecameras wrote...
I like the renegade resolution to his ridiculous problem in ME2. Telling the "uncercover cop" to go up there and lie to him, telling him he did a great job. Followed by me telling him "I got it from here"...But yeah, it totally leaves it open for him not learning his lesson.

My renegade shot him in the foot, not really sure why 

[cutthecameras]

Jake71887 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...
I like the renegade resolution to his ridiculous problem in ME2. Telling the "uncercover cop" to go up there and lie to him, telling him he did a great job. Followed by me telling him "I got it from here"...But yeah, it totally leaves it open for him not learning his lesson.

My renegade shot him in the foot, not really sure why 

Hmm. Could've been the [Shoot his foot] option on the bottom right Jake. Just sayin'

[GHyland]

*Hits Conrad*



"Yeah, kick him in the quads!!"



I lol'd at that. (however since it was kinda not nice i had to reload and go full paragon, lol)

[Jake71887]

cutthecameras wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...
I like the renegade resolution to his ridiculous problem in ME2. Telling the "uncercover cop" to go up there and lie to him, telling him he did a great job. Followed by me telling him "I got it from here"...But yeah, it totally leaves it open for him not learning his lesson.

My renegade shot him in the foot, not really sure why 

Hmm. Could've been the [Shoot his foot] option on the bottom right Jake. Just sayin'

Thanks smart ass for telling me which option I picked... I meant what were my motives for doing so? TBH I just so the option and went for it, didn't really consider why i was doing it 

[Kusy]

Jake71887 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...
I like the renegade resolution to his ridiculous problem in ME2. Telling the "uncercover cop" to go up there and lie to him, telling him he did a great job. Followed by me telling him "I got it from here"...But yeah, it totally leaves it open for him not learning his lesson.

My renegade shot him in the foot, not really sure why 

I told him to go back to his wife... doing him a favour... but I'm not sure if I can say the same about the poor woman. It's so obvious she want's to get rid of her lol - she bought him the shuttle ticket to Illium. Guy doesn't have a clue.

[cutthecameras]

Mr.Kusy wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...
I like the renegade resolution to his ridiculous problem in ME2. Telling the "uncercover cop" to go up there and lie to him, telling him he did a great job. Followed by me telling him "I got it from here"...But yeah, it totally leaves it open for him not learning his lesson.

My renegade shot him in the foot, not really sure why 

I told him to go back to his wife... doing him a favour... but I'm not sure if I can say the same about the poor woman. It's so obvious she want's to get rid of her lol - she bought him the shuttle ticket to Illium. Guy doesn't have a clue.

The bartender shaking her head in the background when he showed off about her "support" was hilarious.

Modifié par cutthecameras, 02 mars 2010 - 10:39 .

[Jake71887]

Mr.Kusy wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...
I like the renegade resolution to his ridiculous problem in ME2. Telling the "uncercover cop" to go up there and lie to him, telling him he did a great job. Followed by me telling him "I got it from here"...But yeah, it totally leaves it open for him not learning his lesson.

My renegade shot him in the foot, not really sure why 

I told him to go back to his wife... doing him a favour... but I'm not sure if I can say the same about the poor woman. It's so obvious she want's to get rid of her lol - she bought him the shuttle ticket to Illium. Guy doesn't have a clue.

With how clueless he is, she could cheat on him with anyone and he wouldn't notice lol 

[cutthecameras]

"Thanks for taking care of that crazy guy, saves me having to beat him to death with his own spine" I love this lady

[Jake71887]

cutthecameras wrote...

"Thanks for taking care of that crazy guy, saves me having to beat him to death with his own spine" I love this lady

I love her even more after a shot of that mystery drink 

[Kusy]

Jake71887 wrote...

Mr.Kusy wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...
I like the renegade resolution to his ridiculous problem in ME2. Telling the "uncercover cop" to go up there and lie to him, telling him he did a great job. Followed by me telling him "I got it from here"...But yeah, it totally leaves it open for him not learning his lesson.

My renegade shot him in the foot, not really sure why 

I told him to go back to his wife... doing him a favour... but I'm not sure if I can say the same about the poor woman. It's so obvious she want's to get rid of her lol - she bought him the shuttle ticket to Illium. Guy doesn't have a clue.

With how clueless he is, she could cheat on him with anyone and he wouldn't notice lol 

-Conrad: HONEY! I MET SHEPARD AGAIN! HE TOLD ME TO COME BACK TO YOU!
-Wife: ...oh shi...
-Conrad: Honey... who is this man?
-Wife: Oh... well... he's erm... bed comfiness inspector!
-Conrad: eee... what?
-Wife: You know, he's inspecting our bed to check if it meets the galactic standard of comfiness!
-Conrad: ... hmm... Ok then! I'm gonna grab something to eat downstairs!

[cutthecameras]

Jake71887 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

"Thanks for taking care of that crazy guy, saves me having to beat him to death with his own spine" I love this lady

I love her even more after a shot of that mystery drink 

Just took it! Woah I feel like I'm on LSD 
Wonder how Tali looks.

[Jake71887]

cutthecameras wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

"Thanks for taking care of that crazy guy, saves me having to beat him to death with his own spine" I love this lady

I love her even more after a shot of that mystery drink 

Just took it! Woah I feel like I'm on LSD 
Wonder how Tali looks.

I think the bartender's is the only one who morphs... 

Modifié par Jake71887, 02 mars 2010 - 10:52 .

[cutthecameras]

Jake71887 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

"Thanks for taking care of that crazy guy, saves me having to beat him to death with his own spine" I love this lady

I love her even more after a shot of that mystery drink 

Just took it! Woah I feel like I'm on LSD 
Wonder how Tali looks.

I think the bartender's is the only one who morphs... 

Yeah I was just thinking that would be pretty fun. Not to mention if things started changing colors, or hanar started flying out of every orifice.

Modifié par cutthecameras, 02 mars 2010 - 10:55 .

[Jake71887]

cutthecameras wrote...

Yeah I was just thinking that would be pretty fun. Not to mention if things started changing colors, or hanar started flying out of every orifice. 

Hmmm... I dunno, if it were like LSD, I'd imagine you'd just be by yourself talking to a 6'4" Indian. 

[Kusy]

You don't need to drink the magic stuff... just getting yourself boozed changes her face. Can do with vodka.

Modifié par Mr.Kusy, 02 mars 2010 - 10:56 .