137512 réponses à ce sujet

[Skilled Seeker]

[DarkwanderStorm]

Skilled Seeker wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

starwarschewy wrote...

everyone vote for  Tali  she needs us the poll is      http://social.biowar...9/polls/2807/    
miranda is beating Tali:crying:

The only people voting for miranda are xenophopes who do not understand the awesomeness of tali

You mean normal sane people.

too bad no one is truely normal

[Bloodhuman1]

Somebody1003 wrote...

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

Vote for Tali, you fools!

LOL "Wow it's, uh, really hot in here."

Yup.

Wow... just wow:blink:

Do Geth posses organic feelings?

[Nerevar86]

HipHop402 wrote...

Nerevar86 wrote...

Shepard: Allright.....Garrus? Are you in position? Tali is your virus upload complete?
Garrus: All clear Shepard.....Got a clear shot. Waiting for your signal.
Tali: All done Shepard. Security will be disabled if you want it.
Shepard: Allright.....Garrus wait for my signal and take one out.
Garrus: Understood.
Shepard: Let's see how they react now.
*meeting the council after recruiting Garrus*
*things as usual....including: Ah yes "Reapers"!*
*discreet hand signal to Tali who activates virus*
Asari councillor: We can reinstate you as a Spectre Shepard.
Turian councillor: I believe there is a human saying: It's as good as it gets!
Shepard: Oh yeah? Here's another one! GO TO HELL!
*Turian councillors brain get's perforated*
*com-uplink breaks down*
-----to be continued---

Shep: *lights cigar and tosses overheated clip at asari council member*
Shep: *dispatches lighter fluid and watches her burn screaming in agony*
*Solarian runs out the door*
Shep: Tali!?..
Tali: don't worry shepard he isn't going far..
Garrus: How could he? with broken legs? *Snipes from a distance shooting him in both legs*
-To Be Continued- @.@

*get's a High-Five from Anderson while Udina barges in*
Udina: Councillor! The other councillors have been murdered! We must *BLAM* *drops dead with a perforated head*
Anderson: I wanted to do that for SO LONG!
Shepard: Nice gun! *looks it over* Where did you get it?
Anderson: Ask your local weapons trader for the super perforater!........So what now?
Shepard: Let me think...*shrugs* Well first of all.....how about getting the Quarians back into the council? Then we kick out the Turians and Asari. The Salarians are still good for intelligence and when we need to put the boot in. I guess the Krogan would like the irony of releasing a genophage on the Turians when they get out of hand. Gotta talk to Wrex about that....Anyway.....*holds Tali close*....we gotta celebrate first.....want a tour of the Normandy old friend?
Anderson: Sure.....just let me do some damage control to get you all of safe to your ship and lead C-Sec on a wild goose chase.
Shepard: Allright....till later. *waves and walks off with Tali in his arm.*
Tali: Shepard......*sultry* I got some vids from Mordin that I would like to watch with you.....*grins*
Shepard: *under his breath with a grin*.....Mordin you bastard!

---to be continued--

[Geth Knight]

Is there any hat Tali can't make cute?

[MMA7FF]

Skilled Seeker wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Skilled Seeker wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

Skilled Seeker wrote...

danteshepard wrote...

alickar wrote...

danteshepard wrote...

alickar wrote...
hater throws chair at him

What do you have against chired whelp?

waht i wuz throwing chair at hater u weakling

but you keep using chairs in your attacks. Why? Did you fall out of your high chair one too many times as a kid and pledged yourself to use a chair to attack everything that pissed you off?

He is a Tali fan. Simpletons like him are not capable of advanced thought processes.

hey seeker were you born with a stick up your ass or did you put it there yourself cause you like the way it feels?

The Taliban must resort to cheap insults to defend their position. Revolting but it shows your true colours.

so, insulting the intelligence of one of our members and friends was not a cheap insult?

It is a fact. Liking Tali has been statistically proven to increase risk of retardation.

hahahaha omg are we in second grade again?
grow up little boy

[Skilled Seeker]

[Bloodhuman1]

Somebody1003 wrote...

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

Vote for Tali, you fools!

LOL "Wow it's, uh, really hot in here."

Yup.

Wow... just wow:blink:

Do Geth posses organic feelings?

...does not compute...........maybe...............................YES:wub:

Ok, good, so don't drop your pants.

[MMA7FF]

Somebody1003 wrote...

Daskworx wrote...

Nerevar86 wrote...

Tali: Allright.....*summons Chikkita next to Liara* Go for the tentaces Chikkita! Go for the tentacles!
*Liara gets zapped in the tents*
Liara: GAHHHH! Get it off get it off! *flails around and falls in lava*
Tali: Good girl!
*Tali goes back to shuttle and finds Shepard lifeless on the ground. Checks for pulse but there is none.*
Tali: .....only one thing to do! *takes of mask and lays one on him*
Shepard: !!!!!!!! ........*Tali breaks kiss* YOWZA! Just what the doctor ordered!
*initiating Quarian Pounce*

Love it!

I dont.

I love tali but i still like liara

[alickar]

Nerevar86 wrote...

HipHop402 wrote...

Nerevar86 wrote...

Shepard: Allright.....Garrus? Are you in position? Tali is your virus upload complete?
Garrus: All clear Shepard.....Got a clear shot. Waiting for your signal.
Tali: All done Shepard. Security will be disabled if you want it.
Shepard: Allright.....Garrus wait for my signal and take one out.
Garrus: Understood.
Shepard: Let's see how they react now.
*meeting the council after recruiting Garrus*
*things as usual....including: Ah yes "Reapers"!*
*discreet hand signal to Tali who activates virus*
Asari councillor: We can reinstate you as a Spectre Shepard.
Turian councillor: I believe there is a human saying: It's as good as it gets!
Shepard: Oh yeah? Here's another one! GO TO HELL!
*Turian councillors brain get's perforated*
*com-uplink breaks down*
-----to be continued---

Shep: *lights cigar and tosses overheated clip at asari council member*
Shep: *dispatches lighter fluid and watches her burn screaming in agony*
*Solarian runs out the door*
Shep: Tali!?..
Tali: don't worry shepard he isn't going far..
Garrus: How could he? with broken legs? *Snipes from a distance shooting him in both legs*
-To Be Continued- @.@

*get's a High-Five from Anderson while Udina barges in*
Udina: Councillor! The other councillors have been murdered! We must *BLAM* *drops dead with a perforated head*
Anderson: I wanted to do that for SO LONG!
Shepard: Nice gun! *looks it over* Where did you get it?
Anderson: Ask your local weapons trader for the super perforater!........So what now?
Shepard: Let me think...*shrugs* Well first of all.....how about getting the Quarians back into the council? Then we kick out the Turians and Asari. The Salarians are still good for intelligence and when we need to put the boot in. I guess the Krogan would like the irony of releasing a genophage on the Turians when they get out of hand. Gotta talk to Wrex about that....Anyway.....*holds Tali close*....we gotta celebrate first.....want a tour of the Normandy old friend?
Anderson: Sure.....just let me do some damage control to get you all of safe to your ship and lead C-Sec on a wild goose chase.
Shepard: Allright....till later. *waves and walks off with Tali in his arm.*
Tali: Shepard......*sultry* I got some vids from Mordin that I would like to watch with you.....*grins*
Shepard: *under his breath with a grin*.....Mordin you bastard!

---to be continued--

O-o wtf Shepard:goes to Mordins rleb and punches him
Mordin:why did you hit me!!
            To be continued

[RevanKun123]

Somebody1003 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

*Looks at Pyro Helmet GMod Tali Picture*

Mmmm... Caliente...

there you are, Annika and her mother were looking for you!

I think he forgot about them.

[Angelraid]

Geth Knight wrote...

Is there any hat Tali can't make cute?

Short answer: no

Long answer: Hells No!

[alickar]

alickar wrote...

Nerevar86 wrote...

HipHop402 wrote...

Nerevar86 wrote...

Shepard: Allright.....Garrus? Are you in position? Tali is your virus upload complete?
Garrus: All clear Shepard.....Got a clear shot. Waiting for your signal.
Tali: All done Shepard. Security will be disabled if you want it.
Shepard: Allright.....Garrus wait for my signal and take one out.
Garrus: Understood.
Shepard: Let's see how they react now.
*meeting the council after recruiting Garrus*
*things as usual....including: Ah yes "Reapers"!*
*discreet hand signal to Tali who activates virus*
Asari councillor: We can reinstate you as a Spectre Shepard.
Turian councillor: I believe there is a human saying: It's as good as it gets!
Shepard: Oh yeah? Here's another one! GO TO HELL!
*Turian councillors brain get's perforated*
*com-uplink breaks down*
-----to be continued---

Shep: *lights cigar and tosses overheated clip at asari council member*
Shep: *dispatches lighter fluid and watches her burn screaming in agony*
*Solarian runs out the door*
Shep: Tali!?..
Tali: don't worry shepard he isn't going far..
Garrus: How could he? with broken legs? *Snipes from a distance shooting him in both legs*
-To Be Continued- @.@

*get's a High-Five from Anderson while Udina barges in*
Udina: Councillor! The other councillors have been murdered! We must *BLAM* *drops dead with a perforated head*
Anderson: I wanted to do that for SO LONG!
Shepard: Nice gun! *looks it over* Where did you get it?
Anderson: Ask your local weapons trader for the super perforater!........So what now?
Shepard: Let me think...*shrugs* Well first of all.....how about getting the Quarians back into the council? Then we kick out the Turians and Asari. The Salarians are still good for intelligence and when we need to put the boot in. I guess the Krogan would like the irony of releasing a genophage on the Turians when they get out of hand. Gotta talk to Wrex about that....Anyway.....*holds Tali close*....we gotta celebrate first.....want a tour of the Normandy old friend?
Anderson: Sure.....just let me do some damage control to get you all of safe to your ship and lead C-Sec on a wild goose chase.
Shepard: Allright....till later. *waves and walks off with Tali in his arm.*
Tali: Shepard......*sultry* I got some vids from Mordin that I would like to watch with you.....*grins*
Shepard: *under his breath with a grin*.....Mordin you bastard!

---to be continued--

O-o wtf Shepard:goes to Mordins lab and punches him
Mordin:why did you hit me!!
            To be continued

[Nerevar86]

Somebody1003 wrote...

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

Vote for Tali, you fools!

LOL "Wow it's, uh, really hot in here."

Yup.

Wow... just wow:blink:

Do Geth posses organic feelings?

...does not compute...........maybe...............................YES:wub:

Legion: Creator Tali'Zorah makes Geth compute pi to it's very end to be able to understand her AWESOMENESS!

[malkiah13]

MMA7FF wrote...

Skilled Seeker wrote...

malkiah13 wrote...

Skilled Seeker wrote...

danteshepard wrote...

alickar wrote...

danteshepard wrote...

alickar wrote...
hater throws chair at him

What do you have against chired whelp?

waht i wuz throwing chair at hater u weakling

but you keep using chairs in your attacks. Why? Did you fall out of your high chair one too many times as a kid and pledged yourself to use a chair to attack everything that pissed you off?

He is a Tali fan. Simpletons like him are not capable of advanced thought processes.

Tali haters evidently aren't any better if the best you can do is troll here. May I suggest you just get the hell out of our thread?

'Our thread'? This is a public forum. I am allowed to express my opinion.

no one said you cant express your opinion but this is a tali support thread not the be an ass hole to everyone who says something thread.
grow up

I was going to say something in that general theme...but that was so damn blunt I don't need to! I salute you my friend!

[RevanKun123]

Somebody1003 wrote...

RevanKun123 wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

*Looks at Pyro Helmet GMod Tali Picture*

Mmmm... Caliente...

there you are, Annika and her mother were looking for you!

I think he forgot about them.

Not if I can help it, Im gunna make him be a father to his child!

Wasn't he raped?

[Bloodhuman1]

Nerevar86 wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

Vote for Tali, you fools!

LOL "Wow it's, uh, really hot in here."

Yup.

Wow... just wow:blink:

Do Geth posses organic feelings?

...does not compute...........maybe...............................YES:wub:

Legion: Creator Tali'Zorah makes Geth compute pi to it's very end to be able to understand her AWESOMENESS!

I did not understand what you said, but, okay...