All Tali fans, read this! IT'S UP TO US TO KEEP TALI ALIVE! 3.0!!
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#31202
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 12:16
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Keelah sel'ai, my friends. I'm gonna be gone for the next six hours so if anything happens, may this thread never die.
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Posté 03 mars 2010 - 12:16
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We have a troll.Zhijn wrote...
What the hell.. is going on.
Like i just entered some chan board with pictures for every reply!.
AND PEOPLE WILL NOT IGNORE HIM.
#31204
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 12:16
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and so the infection spreads...Zhijn wrote...
What the hell.. is going on.
Like i just entered some chan board with pictures for every reply!.
#31205
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 12:16
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alickar wrote...
wait i dnt want tali to die *bioware skip this post*Daskworx wrote...
NuclearBuddha wrote...
I'm having this hilarious image of Tali and Shep pushing each other back and forth, each trying to be the one to take a bullet for the other.Daskworx wrote...
Geth Knight wrote...
Daskworx wrote...
Thats what i was going for, the tragic, romantic ending, i'll be proper pissed if that happens tho!
Tali taking a bullet for Shepard would work as well. Granted it would only work if both of them lost their shields, but still.
Ooooo, taking a bullet in the face/helmet would be good/tragicHang on a minute... what the hell am I thinking! This sad ending is madness!
*Drifts off to a happy place where Tali and Shep settle in the house that Shep built, for Tali...*
Now theres your ending right there! Bioware, I hope your taking notes, Me and NuclearBuddha are pretty much writting the end of ME3 right now
Lol
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Posté 03 mars 2010 - 12:16
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Skilled Seeker wrote...
lol all these random army pics are doing the trolling for me! Thanks Taliban! =D
Oh sorry this aint for you its for the probably upcoming thread close..sorry for the misunderstanding
Im guessing you will be trolling in the next one so see you there
#31208
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 12:17
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No, trolls leave when they are no longer getting attention. As long as you argue, they keep coming back. It's like that on most forums, these are no different.
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Posté 03 mars 2010 - 12:17
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I have several in fact, thats how creepy I am.
I have one where Tali is a Lebian and a bunch of people want revenge on her and Shepard.
A short one which is a Epilauge to a fan fic I deleted, which is about a Tali/Legion love afair.
One which is'nt about Tali really but very intertaining which involves the Normandy crash landing.
One that starts off slow but is really enjoyable, where Tali has to save the Universe from Benezia and Dr. Who.
Most of which involves some forum-inites that you may not know.
I have one where Tali is a Lebian and a bunch of people want revenge on her and Shepard.
A short one which is a Epilauge to a fan fic I deleted, which is about a Tali/Legion love afair.
One which is'nt about Tali really but very intertaining which involves the Normandy crash landing.
One that starts off slow but is really enjoyable, where Tali has to save the Universe from Benezia and Dr. Who.
Most of which involves some forum-inites that you may not know.
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Posté 03 mars 2010 - 12:17
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im pretty sure theirs somewhere in Rannoch that the geth aren't at... like a forest, or a river (what do the geth need trees and water for anyways)... we could go there.Geth Hunter Alpha wrote...
RaoulG4668 wrote...
MarineBorn wrote...
Ok the pics need to stop, there taking up all the room. Heres some food for thought. were would you take Tali if you could go on a honeymoon.
Rannoch foo!
Ditto, Unless we had already made peace w/ the geth and were there anyway. Then I'd Probably Rent a private "cleanship" and go on a cruise
#31211
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 12:17
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Alright guys, listen up. I've been posting on message boards for a very long time. I've observed and interacted with a great deal of trolls. Their styles all vary, but ultimately what defines a troll is that they post negative-material to incite response. They prefer negative response, but any response will do. Some of the more clever ones will argue that they're not trolling, that they're simply trying to have a discussion, but it's obvious to everyone--including themselves--that it isn't the case.
Basically, the best thing is to ignore them. Once they've dug themselves deep enough (you can tell when they basically acknowledge what they're doing as trolling, as our troll has already done quite a few times), you can report them and probably get a response. Don't be afraid of drawing attention to the thread and getting it locked, it being locked was inevitable.
Basically, the best thing is to ignore them. Once they've dug themselves deep enough (you can tell when they basically acknowledge what they're doing as trolling, as our troll has already done quite a few times), you can report them and probably get a response. Don't be afraid of drawing attention to the thread and getting it locked, it being locked was inevitable.
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Posté 03 mars 2010 - 12:17
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Rannoch is probably a dried up battlefield....not very romantic....you need somewhere more awe inspiring...hmmmm...how about building a cleanroom that floats in space and is clear......so you can see space where ever you look....and the damn engine room is locked so Tali cant spend all her time in there lolGeth Hunter Alpha wrote...
RaoulG4668 wrote...
MarineBorn wrote...
Ok the pics need to stop, there taking up all the room. Heres some food for thought. were would you take Tali if you could go on a honeymoon.
Rannoch foo!
Ditto, Unless we had already made peace w/ the geth and were there anyway. Then I'd Probably Rent a private "cleanship" and go on a cruise
#31213
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 12:18
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For all you newcomers Need more votes for http://social.biowar...369/polls/2807/
Can't let those haters catch up
Can't let those haters catch up
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Posté 03 mars 2010 - 12:18
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lonestar614 wrote...
No, trolls leave when they are no longer getting attention. As long as you argue, they keep coming back. It's like that on most forums, these are no different.
But it's rude to ignore someone, No?
Beside even if you told them they won't stop.
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#31216
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 12:18
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when did the get Battle Rifles?wolfstanus wrote...
Not tali but still a quarian
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Posté 03 mars 2010 - 12:18
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QFTsergio71785 wrote...
Alright guys, listen up. I've been posting on message boards for a very long time. I've observed and interacted with a great deal of trolls. Their styles all vary, but ultimately what defines a troll is that they post negative-material to incite response. They prefer negative response, but any response will do. Some of the more clever ones will argue that they're not trolling, that they're simply trying to have a discussion, but it's obvious to everyone--including themselves--that it isn't the case.
Basically, the best thing is to ignore them. Once they've dug themselves deep enough (you can tell when they basically acknowledge what they're doing as trolling, as our troll has already done quite a few times), you can report them and probably get a response. Don't be afraid of drawing attention to the thread and getting it locked, it being locked was inevitable.
Maybe people will actualy read it now that its in a quote block.
LOVE TALI
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Posté 03 mars 2010 - 12:18
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MarineBorn wrote...
Ok the pics need to stop, there taking up all the room. Heres some food for thought. were would you take Tali if you could go on a honeymoon.
i dont know... you'v seen just about every thing there is by ME2 ...its not like oo hey lets goo look at the stars or some thing... cuz your on a space ship....
but if i had to take her any where is would be a place like this...
#31219
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 12:19
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Zhijn wrote...
What the hell.. is going on.
Like i just entered some chan board with pictures for every reply!.
no one will leave the virgin troll alone so he keeps talking and talking and talking and talking and talking
when he could be doing something more constructive like trying to lose his virginity
cause god knows the only time hes been laid is on a video game or spending long nights romancing his hand:?
#31220
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 12:19
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not if its a haterRevanKun123 wrote...
lonestar614 wrote...
No, trolls leave when they are no longer getting attention. As long as you argue, they keep coming back. It's like that on most forums, these are no different.
But it's rude to ignore someone, No?
Beside even if you told them they won't stop.
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Posté 03 mars 2010 - 12:19
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I'm telling you Rannoch is probably a desolate battlefield full of old geth tech and various destroyed buildings....that would make Tali cry seeing her people's stuff al destroyedgkillerrin wrote...
im pretty sure theirs somewhere in Rannoch that the geth aren't at... like a forest, or a river (what do the geth need trees and water for anyways)... we could go there.Geth Hunter Alpha wrote...
RaoulG4668 wrote...
MarineBorn wrote...
Ok the pics need to stop, there taking up all the room. Heres some food for thought. were would you take Tali if you could go on a honeymoon.
Rannoch foo!
Ditto, Unless we had already made peace w/ the geth and were there anyway. Then I'd Probably Rent a private "cleanship" and go on a cruise
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Why Blinky and Tali can't have an affair,
and why Grunt and Executor Palin can.
A Epilauge to my 3 part fan fiction.
Shepard, Tali and Blinky walked into a night club on Omega Station. The three of them casually took a seat at the bar counter.
Shepard: -tugging on bartender's shirt- "Excuse me bartender, sir where the hell are my drinks"
The bartender turns around abruptly startled.
BarTender: "Oooh Comander Shepard I can't belive it's you"
Shepard: "Conrad?"
Conrad: "Yes it's me, your biggest fan, We have so much to talk about"
Shepard: "uuhh no tha..."
Conrad put his arm around Shepard and dragged him off into a private room in the back of the night club.
Conrad: "So Shepard tell me how you destroyed Pergitory Station and defeated Sovereign and Bob the Bactarian Extreamist....."
Tali looks to Blinky and sighs.
Tali: -sad- "when ever Shepard takes us to a place to get some relaxation he is always abruptably taken by a fan or attacked by a assassin, we can never have a real date"
Blinky spits out some motor oil. And looks at Tali.
Blinky: "Beep!!!!!!!"
Tali: "don't tell me you did'nt know that about me and Shepard"
Blinky: "Boop meep click bop"
Tali; -Blushing- "Well, ever sence Adams died. Shepard is 17 inches, Adams has nothing on Shepard."
Blinky shows a look of emabarassment and backs a bar stool away from Tali. Blinky takes another sip of motor oil. Then stares at Tali who is now surrounded by a bunch of drunk perverts who are gropeing and fondleing her hips. Blinky looks down and then takes another sip and looks at Tali again; seeing all the drunks knocked out on the ground and bleeding apparently from Tali's badass moves.
Blinky shows the equivelent of what we would call a look of lust. Blinky lets out a little blip and gazes across the bar, spotting Grunt and Executor Palin who some how servived the explosion of the station. As seen in Story Three: Chapter Three Cloudy with a chance of DEATH.
The two were in a booth in a small corner of the club. Palin leaned over the table and planted a soft juicy french kiss onto the Krogan. Grunt began to unzip his suit, once down all the way the Krogan jumped over the table and landed on and then began to stradle Executor Palin. Palin began to grope Grunt intensly, in responce Grunt started feeding Palin some peices of salad. Palin began to let out loud moans and screems of orgasmic excitment.
Blinky watched in intrest, Blinky then began to replace Palin with Tali and imagined Grunt as himself. Blinky played out the kinky senario in it's memory banks.
A series of harsh sounds, then interupted Blinky's daydream. Tali and the Geth looked over to where the sound had come from.
There they saw Shepard holding a smokeing assultrifle.
Conrad Verner was dead.
To be Continued!!!!!!!!
Will Blinky ever get Tali to notice him? Is Conrad really dead? Will Shepard ever take Tali on a romantic date? Will Grunt and Palin get AIDS? Find out soon.
Part 2
Why Blinky (Legion) and Tali can't have an affair and why Grunt and Executor Palin can.
Shepard kicked Conrad's body just to make sure he was dead. And then spat on him. And Finally shot him a few more times.
Shepard: "By the way, here is your tip" He tosses a few coins at Conrad's body.
Tali: "Keelah! The way you used that Elanis Risk Control Tsunami X rifle was....so....."
Shepard: ".......Atractive, I know. Anything for my Tali." Tali blushes. "At anyrate that Bastard got what was comeing to him, lets get back to the Normandy"
Shepard, Tali, Blinky, Grunt and Palin left the Nightclub and headed back to the Normandy. On board Blinky headed past engineering seeing Shepard discussing with Tali about a former Quarian named Doule. Blinky began to envy Shepard for having the privalage to speak to Tali on a regular basis.
Shepard: "....was it really 37 and a half?"
Tali: "It was the most tramitizing experience in my life"
Blinky needed a way to get Tali's attention, then blinky caught up with Garrus by the mako. Garrus was talking to dozens of Turian Female via his extranet-cam.
Blinky: "Beep wizz click meep poop bop boop blip meep click whistle"
Garrus: "Well the reason i get so many girls (so to speak) and some guys is because i can strike up a interesting conversation about topics my fans are interested in, prefferably how I single handedly killed Saren Artures and repelled a Reaper invasion"
Blinky:"beep?"
Garrus: "Well for the most part it was single handed, Shepard did help a bit. But if you want the chicks all you need to do is talk to them about something your interested in"
Blinky: "Wizz Click Beep"
Garrus: "Yeah, that and also have six pairs of Krogan Testicles, trust me the extra pairs help during the Elcor mateing season." Garrus revealed a wide grin. "Tell me have you ever encountered a Elcor Mating Ritual..."
Blinky: "Bizz bleep bop"
Blinky storms off in disgust at Garrus and heads over toward engineering. Garrus shrugs and heads back to his extranet-cam. Blinky pops out behind a corner spying on Tali; Shepard was no where to be seen now was Blinky's chance....
Blinky walks up to Tali who is typeing away on a console where Chief Engineer Adams use to work at.
Blinky: "Beep"
Tali: "NOW IS NOT THE TIME!!" Tali is still typeing away.
Blinky leaves and heads back towards engineering several hour later. When on route he saw Grunt and Palin involved in a erotic love session in the hallway.
Blinky: "Beep!!"
Palin: *something in his mouth* "No!!!, you get a room!!!"
Blinky ignored them and went on to see Tali. Poping out from behind a corner Blinky saw Tali'Zorah Nar Rayya bending over picking up some HIP lubrication she had dropped. Blinky aswell as the whole crew had their jaws dropped and where stariing avast in the wonderfull "Butiful" and sensual view of the Hips and Rearquarters that God blessed the Universe with.
Blinky:"Beep wizz Click"
Tali: "Now is not the Time, just kidding. Yeah I have time to talk what would you like to talk about."
Blinky: "Beep Whistle Bop Boop"
Tali begins to give the story about the cretion of the Geth and how the war began. Blinky soon becomes lost in the soothing Eastern European accent and random sylibles and pronouns and adjitives not to mention conjuctions and similies.Tali: ".........some day we would want to come back and retake our homeworld."
Blinky: *Angry*"Beep boop bop click wheeze!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tali: "I can't belive you would say such a thing about my species. We are not a blight apon the gallaxy and we do desrve to live and not be exterminated like you said, that would be genocide."
Blinky: *emabarressed "Beep." Blunky had just epicly blundered in a attempt to flirt with the speaking Hips. There was only one last resort now. Blinky loosened a belt on a Human pair of slacks that did not match Blinky's design.
Tali: Tali looked down and starred. "Keelah" She could'nt keep it out of her sight.
The dressslacks dropped and fell down to reveal 6 pairs of Krogan Testicles. They where glued and placed all over Blinky, waist down.
Tali then came to her senses and gave Blinky a huge blugeon to the face. Blinky fell down sending all the Testcles flying.
Tali: "I can't belive the nearve of you!! They warned me about this when I left the Flotilia. Listen I want nothing to do with you damn synthetic. Besides Shepard is 17 inch and had 27 Krogan testecles. Kellah!!!! Go now!!!!"
Blinky sat up and a huge tear filled it's eye thingy. Blinky began to cry.
Tali felt upset for what she had done, and how harshly she treated the Geth.
Tali: "Listen I should'nt have treated you that way. But Shepard is still my man and I don't love you. But that gives me an idea. Come back in a few hours"
Blinky left engineering wipeing the tears and came back in a few hours. Tali was standing next to a huge cloth. She pulled it off to reveal a compleatly Synthetic replica of herself just for Blinky. Blinky beeped for jpy and hugged Robo-Tali and took Robo-Tali off to Blinky's cabin for some robotic love.
Tali smiled and was about to go back to work when.
Shepard bolted in.
Shepard: "Tali oh Tali, I have some starling new plot points."
Tali: "Tell me quickly so we can makeout"
Shepard: "Well, um I don't know how to say this.....Admiral Hackett has pardoned our actions back at purgitory station. Joker is dead. (As seen in Story Three chapter Three: CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF DEATH) And Grunt and Palin are getting married. =D"
Tali shruggs "Well i guess that's nice where is the wedding"
Shepard: "Oh Captain Anderson is hosting. But there is bad news"
Tali: "what"
Shepard: "Grunt and Executor Palin have been just diognosed with AIDS and im pregnate"
(SUSPENCE MUSIC)
Why did Conrad die? Is Blinky really content with Robo-Tali? What Time is the Wedding and does Anderson have enough money to pay for it? Will Blinky ever get the real Tali? How did Grunt and Palin get AIDS? Why is Shepard Pregnate? Why is this the ending for my Epilouge and 3 Story Cannon? Is Conrad really dead? oh I asked that already. Well is he?
and why Grunt and Executor Palin can.
A Epilauge to my 3 part fan fiction.
Shepard, Tali and Blinky walked into a night club on Omega Station. The three of them casually took a seat at the bar counter.
Shepard: -tugging on bartender's shirt- "Excuse me bartender, sir where the hell are my drinks"
The bartender turns around abruptly startled.
BarTender: "Oooh Comander Shepard I can't belive it's you"
Shepard: "Conrad?"
Conrad: "Yes it's me, your biggest fan, We have so much to talk about"
Shepard: "uuhh no tha..."
Conrad put his arm around Shepard and dragged him off into a private room in the back of the night club.
Conrad: "So Shepard tell me how you destroyed Pergitory Station and defeated Sovereign and Bob the Bactarian Extreamist....."
Tali looks to Blinky and sighs.
Tali: -sad- "when ever Shepard takes us to a place to get some relaxation he is always abruptably taken by a fan or attacked by a assassin, we can never have a real date"
Blinky spits out some motor oil. And looks at Tali.
Blinky: "Beep!!!!!!!"
Tali: "don't tell me you did'nt know that about me and Shepard"
Blinky: "Boop meep click bop"
Tali; -Blushing- "Well, ever sence Adams died. Shepard is 17 inches, Adams has nothing on Shepard."
Blinky shows a look of emabarassment and backs a bar stool away from Tali. Blinky takes another sip of motor oil. Then stares at Tali who is now surrounded by a bunch of drunk perverts who are gropeing and fondleing her hips. Blinky looks down and then takes another sip and looks at Tali again; seeing all the drunks knocked out on the ground and bleeding apparently from Tali's badass moves.
Blinky shows the equivelent of what we would call a look of lust. Blinky lets out a little blip and gazes across the bar, spotting Grunt and Executor Palin who some how servived the explosion of the station. As seen in Story Three: Chapter Three Cloudy with a chance of DEATH.
The two were in a booth in a small corner of the club. Palin leaned over the table and planted a soft juicy french kiss onto the Krogan. Grunt began to unzip his suit, once down all the way the Krogan jumped over the table and landed on and then began to stradle Executor Palin. Palin began to grope Grunt intensly, in responce Grunt started feeding Palin some peices of salad. Palin began to let out loud moans and screems of orgasmic excitment.
Blinky watched in intrest, Blinky then began to replace Palin with Tali and imagined Grunt as himself. Blinky played out the kinky senario in it's memory banks.
A series of harsh sounds, then interupted Blinky's daydream. Tali and the Geth looked over to where the sound had come from.
There they saw Shepard holding a smokeing assultrifle.
Conrad Verner was dead.
To be Continued!!!!!!!!
Will Blinky ever get Tali to notice him? Is Conrad really dead? Will Shepard ever take Tali on a romantic date? Will Grunt and Palin get AIDS? Find out soon.
Part 2
Why Blinky (Legion) and Tali can't have an affair and why Grunt and Executor Palin can.
Shepard kicked Conrad's body just to make sure he was dead. And then spat on him. And Finally shot him a few more times.
Shepard: "By the way, here is your tip" He tosses a few coins at Conrad's body.
Tali: "Keelah! The way you used that Elanis Risk Control Tsunami X rifle was....so....."
Shepard: ".......Atractive, I know. Anything for my Tali." Tali blushes. "At anyrate that Bastard got what was comeing to him, lets get back to the Normandy"
Shepard, Tali, Blinky, Grunt and Palin left the Nightclub and headed back to the Normandy. On board Blinky headed past engineering seeing Shepard discussing with Tali about a former Quarian named Doule. Blinky began to envy Shepard for having the privalage to speak to Tali on a regular basis.
Shepard: "....was it really 37 and a half?"
Tali: "It was the most tramitizing experience in my life"
Blinky needed a way to get Tali's attention, then blinky caught up with Garrus by the mako. Garrus was talking to dozens of Turian Female via his extranet-cam.
Blinky: "Beep wizz click meep poop bop boop blip meep click whistle"
Garrus: "Well the reason i get so many girls (so to speak) and some guys is because i can strike up a interesting conversation about topics my fans are interested in, prefferably how I single handedly killed Saren Artures and repelled a Reaper invasion"
Blinky:"beep?"
Garrus: "Well for the most part it was single handed, Shepard did help a bit. But if you want the chicks all you need to do is talk to them about something your interested in"
Blinky: "Wizz Click Beep"
Garrus: "Yeah, that and also have six pairs of Krogan Testicles, trust me the extra pairs help during the Elcor mateing season." Garrus revealed a wide grin. "Tell me have you ever encountered a Elcor Mating Ritual..."
Blinky: "Bizz bleep bop"
Blinky storms off in disgust at Garrus and heads over toward engineering. Garrus shrugs and heads back to his extranet-cam. Blinky pops out behind a corner spying on Tali; Shepard was no where to be seen now was Blinky's chance....
Blinky walks up to Tali who is typeing away on a console where Chief Engineer Adams use to work at.
Blinky: "Beep"
Tali: "NOW IS NOT THE TIME!!" Tali is still typeing away.
Blinky leaves and heads back towards engineering several hour later. When on route he saw Grunt and Palin involved in a erotic love session in the hallway.
Blinky: "Beep!!"
Palin: *something in his mouth* "No!!!, you get a room!!!"
Blinky ignored them and went on to see Tali. Poping out from behind a corner Blinky saw Tali'Zorah Nar Rayya bending over picking up some HIP lubrication she had dropped. Blinky aswell as the whole crew had their jaws dropped and where stariing avast in the wonderfull "Butiful" and sensual view of the Hips and Rearquarters that God blessed the Universe with.
Blinky:"Beep wizz Click"
Tali: "Now is not the Time, just kidding. Yeah I have time to talk what would you like to talk about."
Blinky: "Beep Whistle Bop Boop"
Tali begins to give the story about the cretion of the Geth and how the war began. Blinky soon becomes lost in the soothing Eastern European accent and random sylibles and pronouns and adjitives not to mention conjuctions and similies.Tali: ".........some day we would want to come back and retake our homeworld."
Blinky: *Angry*"Beep boop bop click wheeze!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tali: "I can't belive you would say such a thing about my species. We are not a blight apon the gallaxy and we do desrve to live and not be exterminated like you said, that would be genocide."
Blinky: *emabarressed "Beep." Blunky had just epicly blundered in a attempt to flirt with the speaking Hips. There was only one last resort now. Blinky loosened a belt on a Human pair of slacks that did not match Blinky's design.
Tali: Tali looked down and starred. "Keelah" She could'nt keep it out of her sight.
The dressslacks dropped and fell down to reveal 6 pairs of Krogan Testicles. They where glued and placed all over Blinky, waist down.
Tali then came to her senses and gave Blinky a huge blugeon to the face. Blinky fell down sending all the Testcles flying.
Tali: "I can't belive the nearve of you!! They warned me about this when I left the Flotilia. Listen I want nothing to do with you damn synthetic. Besides Shepard is 17 inch and had 27 Krogan testecles. Kellah!!!! Go now!!!!"
Blinky sat up and a huge tear filled it's eye thingy. Blinky began to cry.
Tali felt upset for what she had done, and how harshly she treated the Geth.
Tali: "Listen I should'nt have treated you that way. But Shepard is still my man and I don't love you. But that gives me an idea. Come back in a few hours"
Blinky left engineering wipeing the tears and came back in a few hours. Tali was standing next to a huge cloth. She pulled it off to reveal a compleatly Synthetic replica of herself just for Blinky. Blinky beeped for jpy and hugged Robo-Tali and took Robo-Tali off to Blinky's cabin for some robotic love.
Tali smiled and was about to go back to work when.
Shepard bolted in.
Shepard: "Tali oh Tali, I have some starling new plot points."
Tali: "Tell me quickly so we can makeout"
Shepard: "Well, um I don't know how to say this.....Admiral Hackett has pardoned our actions back at purgitory station. Joker is dead. (As seen in Story Three chapter Three: CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF DEATH) And Grunt and Palin are getting married. =D"
Tali shruggs "Well i guess that's nice where is the wedding"
Shepard: "Oh Captain Anderson is hosting. But there is bad news"
Tali: "what"
Shepard: "Grunt and Executor Palin have been just diognosed with AIDS and im pregnate"
(SUSPENCE MUSIC)
Why did Conrad die? Is Blinky really content with Robo-Tali? What Time is the Wedding and does Anderson have enough money to pay for it? Will Blinky ever get the real Tali? How did Grunt and Palin get AIDS? Why is Shepard Pregnate? Why is this the ending for my Epilouge and 3 Story Cannon? Is Conrad really dead? oh I asked that already. Well is he?
#31223
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 12:20
MMA7FF
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HIGH FIVEKumekerion wrote...
support tali
very nice! (borats voice*) haha
#31224
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 12:20
Skilled Seeker
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Ok I will bring my own forces to the battlefield! Find Tali and kill her!
#31225
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 12:20
AventuroLegendary
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Guys, judging by the miri vs tali poll, the troll is a miranda lover. Trolls are like a rash, to get rid of them, ignore them
