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[Reptilian Rob]

MMA7FF wrote...

MarineBorn wrote...

Reptilian Rob wrote...

RigAudio wrote...

Hey guys, sorry to break it to you, but all Quarians have dicks.

Yeah.

Bummer.

We have pondered this thouroughly, and we have deemed this to be true. How sad for all you Tali fans.

Wow log in for a few secs to say bye and i see this....seems to me like the only dicks are the ones your mouth my good sir, thank you for leaving. and goodnight

haha zomg the trolls got us
theyr random comment has hurt us soooo bad oh no how can we ever go on?
hahahahaha

Hey, hey, hey, woah, woah, woah!!!

We're just calling it as we see it gentalmen/ladies, no need to get your suits in a bunch.

[cannedcream]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

Did someone say Conrad Verner?

Yeah seriously, he needs to do something like that in ME3. 

Maybe kill some generic Reaper by flying into its mass effect core after it was damaged in the battle or something.  That way it doesn't really effect the story, or people who didn't do his missions. 

IIIII'M BAAAAACK BABBYY! I didn't watch the video but I remember that line from Independence Day vaguely....epic win and I agree he needs a part like that. Or maybe Verner leads another "distraction team" and he kicks ass or fails miserably.

Poor Conrad. He tries so hard, but he's basiclly made of FAIL.

[1490]

cannedcream wrote...

Jakegnosis wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

Geth Hunter Alpha wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...


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OH GOD BLASHPEMY! HOW DARE YOU DEFILE TALI BY COMBINING HER WITH "THE ****"!!

I did not edit it but it made me laugh... Only way to improve miranda was to put talis head on her body...

I really don't understand the Miranda hate.  I like Tali better, but I still think Miranda's great.

She has weird teeth. . .

It's because that's what the actress' teeth look like.  They aren't crooked like a lot of people say: the front ones are just a bit longer, a lot of people have teeth like that irl.  They probably look weird because everyone else in the game has rendered "perfect" teeth.  I like them actually: I think they add character

[wolfstanus]

1490 wrote...

Jakegnosis wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

Geth Hunter Alpha wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...


k

OH GOD BLASHPEMY! HOW DARE YOU DEFILE TALI BY COMBINING HER WITH "THE ****"!!

I did not edit it but it made me laugh... Only way to improve miranda was to put talis head on her body...

I really don't understand the Miranda hate.  I like Tali better, but I still think Miranda's great.

Hey I like Miranda too: she's fun to romance occasionally, but Tali will always be my favorite. 

Its like she tries to hard... stiking her ass out every chance she gets... But thats just my opinion

[Phil725]

Jakegnosis wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

Geth Hunter Alpha wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...


k

OH GOD BLASHPEMY! HOW DARE YOU DEFILE TALI BY COMBINING HER WITH "THE ****"!!

I did not edit it but it made me laugh... Only way to improve miranda was to put talis head on her body...

I really don't understand the Miranda hate.  I like Tali better, but I still think Miranda's great.

The majority of the Miranda hate is the whole us against them mentality that seems to affect the fans of each of the romances.  It's one of the reasons for all the unwarranted hate on Tali.  Personally, I can't stand Miranda for a few reasons, but I don't begrudge others for liking her or any other for no good reason.

[Goat_Shepard]

MMA7FF wrote...

MarineBorn wrote...

Reptilian Rob wrote...

RigAudio wrote...

Hey guys, sorry to break it to you, but all Quarians have dicks.

Yeah.

Bummer.

We have pondered this thouroughly, and we have deemed this to be true. How sad for all you Tali fans.

Wow log in for a few secs to say bye and i see this....seems to me like the only dicks are the ones your mouth my good sir, thank you for leaving. and goodnight

haha zomg the trolls got us
theyr random comment has hurt us soooo bad oh no how can we ever go on?
hahahahaha

It's funny if you imagine them working at a desk commuting how best to insult Tali, like a time bomb ready to derail and lock the thread...and they come up with.....All Quarians Have Dicks....wow.

Reminds me of Family Guy when Brian goes to jail, he tries to make a prison sex joke and all he says is "You workin hard or hardly workin......penis" 

By the way I haven't read I think ANY fanfics over a paragraph long (ADHD bad, gotta work on that) so tomorrow I'll go through and read the latest ones that have been posted (and have been given good reviews), so I'll give you guys some real critiquing. 

[RigAudio]

Reptilian Rob wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

MarineBorn wrote...

Reptilian Rob wrote...

RigAudio wrote...

Hey guys, sorry to break it to you, but all Quarians have dicks.

Yeah.

Bummer.

We have pondered this thouroughly, and we have deemed this to be true. How sad for all you Tali fans.

Wow log in for a few secs to say bye and i see this....seems to me like the only dicks are the ones your mouth my good sir, thank you for leaving. and goodnight

haha zomg the trolls got us
theyr random comment has hurt us soooo bad oh no how can we ever go on?
hahahahaha

Hey, hey, hey, woah, woah, woah!!!

We're just calling it as we see it gentlemen/ladies, no need to get your suits in a bunch.

Indeed. Studies of the model files in the PC version have revealed markers for a large protrusion in the crotch area. Seems that they were going to reveal the Quarians little secret for ME2 but, for reasons unknown, decided to delay it to ME3.

[1490]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

That's what Conrad's gonna do in ME3...

I'd prefer he stay home and work on that charity.  I mean, he's got a wife to support and all.

She's clearly testing the open market. I mean she paid for him to go to Illium lol

Okay, I laughed.  She just needed a little "me" time, and so did he.

I'm going to laugh if you find Conrad totally over the edge in the 3rd game after he came back from Ilium and his wife had a new bf and kicked him out of the house.

[NuclearBuddha]

MMA7FF wrote...

MarineBorn wrote...

Reptilian Rob wrote...

RigAudio wrote...

Hey guys, sorry to break it to you, but all Quarians have dicks.

Yeah.

Bummer.

We have pondered this thouroughly, and we have deemed this to be true. How sad for all you Tali fans.

Wow log in for a few secs to say bye and i see this....seems to me like the only dicks are the ones your mouth my good sir, thank you for leaving. and goodnight

haha zomg the trolls got us
theyr random comment has hurt us soooo bad oh no how can we ever go on?
hahahahaha

The rapid succession makes me imagine them heading back to wherever they hatched this idea and high-fiving.  "Man, we told them, huh?"

[Nuclear_Xmas]

guys!, i have a friend that works at bioware, and he told me that ALL quarians do have dicks.

Modifié par Nuclear_Xmas, 03 mars 2010 - 07:59 .

[1490]

Oh no, Quarians have dicks huh? Damn, I guess my only options are to either ditch Tali now or become gay. Time to go find the shotgun and put it in my mouth.

[cannedcream]

Its like she tries to hard... stiking her ass out every chance she gets... But thats just my opinion

To be fair, if MY ass looked like that, I'd be sticking it out all the time, too.

[MMA7FF]

RigAudio wrote...

Reptilian Rob wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

MarineBorn wrote...

Reptilian Rob wrote...

RigAudio wrote...

Hey guys, sorry to break it to you, but all Quarians have dicks.

Yeah.

Bummer.

We have pondered this thouroughly, and we have deemed this to be true. How sad for all you Tali fans.

Wow log in for a few secs to say bye and i see this....seems to me like the only dicks are the ones your mouth my good sir, thank you for leaving. and goodnight

haha zomg the trolls got us
theyr random comment has hurt us soooo bad oh no how can we ever go on?
hahahahaha

Hey, hey, hey, woah, woah, woah!!!

We're just calling it as we see it gentlemen/ladies, no need to get your suits in a bunch.

Indeed. Studies of the model files in the PC version have revealed markers for a large protrusion in the crotch area. Seems that they were going to reveal the Quarians little secret for ME2 but, for reasons unknown, decided to delay it to ME3.

HAHAHA they came in as a team 

ya kno guys they may be right...
since theyr butt buddies and all they prolly kno alot about dicks^_^

[wolfstanus]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

MarineBorn wrote...

Reptilian Rob wrote...

RigAudio wrote...

Hey guys, sorry to break it to you, but all Quarians have dicks.

Yeah.

Bummer.

We have pondered this thouroughly, and we have deemed this to be true. How sad for all you Tali fans.

Wow log in for a few secs to say bye and i see this....seems to me like the only dicks are the ones your mouth my good sir, thank you for leaving. and goodnight

haha zomg the trolls got us
theyr random comment has hurt us soooo bad oh no how can we ever go on?
hahahahaha

The rapid succession makes me imagine them heading back to wherever they hatched this idea and high-fiving.  "Man, we told them, huh?"

[NuclearBuddha]

1490 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

That's what Conrad's gonna do in ME3...

I'd prefer he stay home and work on that charity.  I mean, he's got a wife to support and all.

She's clearly testing the open market. I mean she paid for him to go to Illium lol

Okay, I laughed.  She just needed a little "me" time, and so did he.

I'm going to laugh if you find Conrad totally over the edge in the 3rd game after he came back from Ilium and his wife had a new bf and kicked him out of the house.

That'd be rough.  But not as bad as if she left him for an asari.

[Jakegnosis]

C'mon people.  This is internet 101.

[Goat_Shepard]

wolfstanus wrote...

1490 wrote...

Hey I like Miranda too: she's fun to romance occasionally, but Tali will always be my favorite. 

Its like she tries to hard... stiking her ass out every chance she gets... But thats just my opinion

Yup. Anything and everything has been revealed about Miranda. Nothing left to reveal. I swear Bioware even went so far as to animate her "lips" IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. But yeah, noone denies the fact that Britney Spears is f*ckable, that doesn't mean I have to like her.

Also Miranda walks funny...probably cuz of the two Volus she's smuggling in her pants. All in good fun though  we know Yvonne is hot I just wish they modeled her even MORE like Yvonne cuz there's nothing wrong with her...why add all dat azz? 

[NuclearBuddha]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

1490 wrote...

Hey I like Miranda too: she's fun to romance occasionally, but Tali will always be my favorite. 

Its like she tries to hard... stiking her ass out every chance she gets... But thats just my opinion

Yup. Anything and everything has been revealed about Miranda. Nothing left to reveal. I swear Bioware even went so far as to animate her "lips" IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. But yeah, noone denies the fact that Britney Spears is f*ckable, that doesn't mean I have to like her.

Also Miranda walks funny...probably cuz of the two Volus she's smuggling in her pants. All in good fun though  we know Yvonne is hot I just wish they modeled her even MORE like Yvonne cuz there's nothing wrong with her...why add all dat azz? 

Yeah, I don't dislike Miranda as a character, but she's just a little... too much, y'know?

[GMR25]

I suppose since I can't be here for it,i'll say it now. This is rather disappointing, since I was here for page 1,000 and page 1,151 of this thread.



Congratulations on reaching 1337.



Yet again, I salute you.



Sincerely, GMR25.

[Jakegnosis]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

1490 wrote...

Hey I like Miranda too: she's fun to romance occasionally, but Tali will always be my favorite. 

Its like she tries to hard... stiking her ass out every chance she gets... But thats just my opinion

Yup. Anything and everything has been revealed about Miranda. Nothing left to reveal. I swear Bioware even went so far as to animate her "lips" IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. But yeah, noone denies the fact that Britney Spears is f*ckable, that doesn't mean I have to like her.

Also Miranda walks funny...probably cuz of the two Volus she's smuggling in her pants. All in good fun though  we know Yvonne is hot I just wish they modeled her even MORE like Yvonne cuz there's nothing wrong with her...why add all dat azz? 

It's because she's genetically engineered to be perfect, so she has an idealized figure.

[1490]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

wolfstanus wrote...

1490 wrote...

Hey I like Miranda too: she's fun to romance occasionally, but Tali will always be my favorite. 

Its like she tries to hard... stiking her ass out every chance she gets... But thats just my opinion

Yup. Anything and everything has been revealed about Miranda. Nothing left to reveal. I swear Bioware even went so far as to animate her "lips" IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. But yeah, noone denies the fact that Britney Spears is f*ckable, that doesn't mean I have to like her.

Also Miranda walks funny...probably cuz of the two Volus she's smuggling in her pants. All in good fun though  we know Yvonne is hot I just wish they modeled her even MORE like Yvonne cuz there's nothing wrong with her...why add all dat azz? 

Haha, yeah that was a pretty tight suit.  I like the comment from the Asari Eclipse commander on Ilium: "I'm just waiting for you to get dressed, or does Cerberus really let you **** around in that outfit?"

[MMA7FF]

MarineBorn wrote...

ok this is gettting out of hand i'm going to go to hit the rack now for good to many trolls. goodluck talimancers with getting um out. and remember we will make a new thread soon so dont worry about them talk about........were you would take Tali for a honeymoon. me personally i would build a cleanroom in my cabin and stay there for like a week lol night.

keelah se'lai my friend :happy: