Had this random bar and friends theme pop into my head just now i soo have to put this into text xDShepard: A toast! to taking down the collectors base! -hik- ;] CHEERS!
Garrus: careful shepard that quarian vodka is meant to go through a filter before assumption its pretty strong as it is.
Jacob: Stop worrying garrus. Back on earth this is how we get loud *intentionally spills some of his drink* just spilling a little for all those lost to the pods ~.~'(emotional)
Tali: oh noo.. looks like jacob has reached his limit.. we definitely need to lighten the mood here.
Garrus: you could cure this tali how about using those vocal cords for some karaoke! haha (Sarcasm)
Tali: what are you laffing at are you suggesting i cant sing? Dont Test Me! (Annoyed Tone)
Shepard: *sets drink down* ohh sh*t i gotta see this.. *signals thane to clear the stage*
Miranda: WOO!! You show em tali! *motions twards the stage*
Mordin: Very curious. Have not heard quarian singing attempts myself. a must see.
Tali: *grabs mic & uses omni-tool to credit the karaoke machine* ahh perfect. *selects Sia - Breath Me*
Tali: *injects immuno buster and removes mask*
Shepard: *watches closely* @.@ damn scoot over garrus your face is in the way.
Tali: *Takes deep breath and lets out a huge voice* HELP I HAVE DONE IT AGAIN!
Tali: I have been here many times before.. ! *Pleases the crowd with a strong confident and seductive new voice*
Garrus: *jaw drops* -mutters- holy sh*t O___O
Miranda: woooh!! FTW!! GO TALI! *falls over still clinging to her bottle of scotch with a smile*
Mordin: immune system weak. yet lungs strong. very intriguing
Tali: *finishes the song and drops the mic on the stage hand still extended* who cant sing now ****es? *smacks ass and struts off the stage*
Shepard: *pulls tali into his lap embracing her tightly* we're soo getting married. *kisses*
Garrus: Soo glad i didn't make a bet or anything -.-' (Sarcastic) *drops 5 credits on miranda's passed out person* >_>
AND CUT. Scene.