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[gkillerrin]

Hey guys I'm Back, wow I was offline for longer than I thought (Damn Traffic)

let  me start this off, How much do we LOVE TALI????

ALOT:wub::wub::wub::wub::wub:

Modifié par gkillerrin, 04 mars 2010 - 01:33 .

[MMA7FF]

Mr.Kusy wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

Azint wrote...

Mr.Kusy wrote...

Is anyone SERIOUSLY having problem with an image like that? Consider it disrespectfull? Well in that case I think you should at least start drawing a line between reality and video games, because this is becoming weird...

I was just mocking. Damn the lack of context.
 
Perhaps the elcor were wise in their choice speech patterns?

Imagine a C-sec interrogation of an elcor.
Easiest confession ever.

"Not entirely honestly - I'm innocent mr. officer"

explicitly lying " i swear i didnt kill anyone sir

[MMA7FF]

Mr.Kusy wrote...

http://nerfnow.com/comic/image/248
Is anyone SERIOUSLY having problem with an image like that? Consider it disrespectfull? Well in that case I think you should at least start drawing a line between reality and video games, because this is becoming weird...

Thats what im saying!

[AventuroLegendary]

x75flames wrote...
*Shepard yelling at tali* snip

I would immediately punch that shepard in the nuts and throw him out the nearest airlock

[MMA7FF]

x75flames wrote...

WOAH WTF MATE????

[Geth Knight]

sergio71785 wrote...

I posted this last night, and there was a surprising amount of people who had never seen it. So I figured I'd repost it.

It was a short story written by Patrick Weekes, one of BioWare's writers, in an old Tali thread, regarding Shepard trying to find an xmas gift for Tali. 


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i can imagine shepard's first christmas with tali onboard being really awkward. first he gets a box of chocolates for his little shotgun-toting engineer buddy, but then garrus mentions that quarians are amino-dextrous, so the chocolate would kill her.

shepard then remembers her love for both tech and shotguns and ponies up for the best shotgun on the market, along with anti-synthetic ammo mods. he drops by wrex to have him check them out, only to have wrex mention that during one of their elevator rides, tali mentioned her pride in her tech and salvage skills, such that she'd rather make weapons than buy them, and would never like a purchased weapon for a present. wrex then adds that that's an awfully big box of chocolates, and wrex would be happy to hang onto both it and the new shotgun while shepard figures out a new gift for tali.

at this point, shepard says "screw it!" and gets her a gift card at omni-gel emporium. just as he's about to sneak it into tali's stocking (one of six hung up over the galaxy map, one of two with the big toe-sleeves, and the only toe-sleeved one that doesn't have "garrus vakarian" stitched on it, with "spectre" stitched under it and then crossed out with "c-sec officer" stitched under that, in turn also crossed out with "galactic bada" stitched at the bottom and clearly not quite finished in time for christmas), shepard hears joker laughing about the system they've just passed, which has survey teams selling planetary rights to barely habitable worlds for cheap. and shepard remembers tali's stories about what happened with the geth, and how her people are homeless, driven from their world.

in the morning, as they all gather in c&c to unwrap presents, tali is confused by the wrapped box that contains nothing but a card... until she realizes how hard it is to wrap a new homeworld.

(liara is, by the way, really touched by shepard's thoughtfulness in getting her that omni-gel gift card.)

That is sweet as hell.

[Goat_Shepard]

MMA7FF wrote...
im saying the chartoon it self is funny and cute not the situation
its not serious in anyway. and in reality itd be majorly inappropriate
but its just a funny little comic no reason for people to get worked up over it.
im not gonna keep posting it i just thought itd be funny for some people who havnt seen it
everyone needs to remember it is JUST a game not any real life situation:blink:

Concur. It is already in many of the albums of the groups, the pics such as the epic wallpaper/ME2-alternate cover picture isn't added to any of the albums so that one should be posted for ppl to see..or Scion's latest.

[x75flames]

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

x75flames wrote...
*Shepard yelling at tali* snip

I would immediately punch that shepard in the nuts and throw him out the nearest airlock

You'd punch you own charactor, and by the transitvie property of gamming, your self in the nuts?

[MMA7FF]

gkillerrin wrote...

Hey guys I'm Back, wow I was offline for longer than I thought (Damn Traffic)

let  me start this off, How much do we LOVE TALI????

ALOT:wub::wub::wub::wub::wub:

High FIve VerY NiCE (borats voice)

[alickar]

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

x75flames wrote...
*Shepard yelling at tali* snip

I would immediately punch that shepard in the nuts and throw him out the nearest airlock

i wud throw him into a chair

[x75flames]

MMA7FF wrote...

x75flames wrote...

WOAH WTF MATE????

Was in the Tali face joke thread, I think its funny.

[gkillerrin]

SpatFieya wrote...

Sleepicub09 wrote...

 for herbie 

We're boned.

Not with Tali we Aren't
Tali'Zorah> Chuck Norris

[alickar]

x75flames wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

x75flames wrote...

WOAH WTF MATE????

Was in the Tali face joke thread, I think its funny.

insulting

[AventuroLegendary]

x75flames wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

x75flames wrote...
*Shepard yelling at tali* snip

I would immediately punch that shepard in the nuts and throw him out the nearest airlock

You'd punch you own charactor, and by the transitvie property of gamming, your self in the nuts?

uh no? that is a different shepard and different ME dimension

[Goat_Shepard]

gkillerrin wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

Sleepicub09 wrote...

 for herbie
Image

We're boned.

Not with Tali we Aren't
Tali'Zorah> Chuck Norris

Can't break natural law, Tali can only be his one and only EQUAL 

[x75flames]

gkillerrin wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

We're boned

Not with Tali we Aren't
Tali'Zorah> Chuck Norris

Wait, but we're in soviate Russia!

[Kusy]

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

When shepard sees rael zorah's (tali's father) body before tali yells FATHER, he's like "he's dead, sucks to be him"

When you come to think about it... I wouldn't like to respond to dead body like "meh... another one"... being a big damn hero can really screw you up mentally.

[MMA7FF]

x75flames wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

x75flames wrote...
*Shepard yelling at tali* snip

I would immediately punch that shepard in the nuts and throw him out the nearest airlock

You'd punch you own charactor, and by the transitvie property of gamming, your self in the nuts?

OHHH haha i get it your a troll

[gkillerrin]

alickar wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

x75flames wrote...
*Shepard yelling at tali* snip

I would immediately punch that shepard in the nuts and throw him out the nearest airlock

i wud throw him into a chair

I'd Throw a char into him... while he was facing the airlock so when the chair hits him he flys into it while the leg of the chair hits the eject button

[Scalpels]

sergio71785 wrote...

I posted this last night, and there was a surprising amount of people who had never seen it. So I figured I'd repost it.

It was a short story written by Patrick Weekes, one of BioWare's writers, in an old Tali thread, regarding Shepard trying to find an xmas gift for Tali. 


--------------------

i can imagine shepard's first christmas with tali onboard being really awkward. first he gets a box of chocolates for his little shotgun-toting engineer buddy, but then garrus mentions that quarians are amino-dextrous, so the chocolate would kill her.

shepard then remembers her love for both tech and shotguns and ponies up for the best shotgun on the market, along with anti-synthetic ammo mods. he drops by wrex to have him check them out, only to have wrex mention that during one of their elevator rides, tali mentioned her pride in her tech and salvage skills, such that she'd rather make weapons than buy them, and would never like a purchased weapon for a present. wrex then adds that that's an awfully big box of chocolates, and wrex would be happy to hang onto both it and the new shotgun while shepard figures out a new gift for tali.

at this point, shepard says "screw it!" and gets her a gift card at omni-gel emporium. just as he's about to sneak it into tali's stocking (one of six hung up over the galaxy map, one of two with the big toe-sleeves, and the only toe-sleeved one that doesn't have "garrus vakarian" stitched on it, with "spectre" stitched under it and then crossed out with "c-sec officer" stitched under that, in turn also crossed out with "galactic bada" stitched at the bottom and clearly not quite finished in time for christmas), shepard hears joker laughing about the system they've just passed, which has survey teams selling planetary rights to barely habitable worlds for cheap. and shepard remembers tali's stories about what happened with the geth, and how her people are homeless, driven from their world.

in the morning, as they all gather in c&c to unwrap presents, tali is confused by the wrapped box that contains nothing but a card... until she realizes how hard it is to wrap a new homeworld.

(liara is, by the way, really touched by shepard's thoughtfulness in getting her that omni-gel gift card.)

Recall this. Very appropriate. Good to have Talimancer on "the inside."

[x75flames]

MMA7FF wrote...

x75flames wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

x75flames wrote...
*Shepard yelling at tali* snip

I would immediately punch that shepard in the nuts and throw him out the nearest airlock

You'd punch you own charactor, and by the transitvie property of gamming, your self in the nuts?

OHHH haha i get it your a troll

Nah, I came to ****** off the hardcore Tali lovers, and give everyone else a good laugh, but call me what you want.

[AventuroLegendary]

gkillerrin wrote...

alickar wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

x75flames wrote...
*Shepard yelling at tali* snip

I would immediately punch that shepard in the nuts and throw him out the nearest airlock

i wud throw him into a chair

I'd Throw a char into him... while he was facing the airlock so when the chair hits him he flys into it while the leg of the chair hits the eject button

I would then shoot his body in space with geth space piercing rounds

[AventuroLegendary]

x75flames wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

x75flames wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

x75flames wrote...
*Shepard yelling at tali* snip

I would immediately punch that shepard in the nuts and throw him out the nearest airlock

You'd punch you own charactor, and by the transitvie property of gamming, your self in the nuts?

OHHH haha i get it your a troll

Nah, I came to ****** off the hardcore Tali lovers, and give everyone else a good laugh, but call me what you want.

We don't need another troll. if you continue to troll, you will get reported by like 10 or 17 guys