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[Geth Knight]

LegendaryAvenger wrote...
I'm the only geth here that can speak in first person?!
I will show you *wins jeapordy against dr. manhattan and steven hawking

Can we start sniping the quotes please?

[Scalpels]

Geth Knight wrote...

Scalpels wrote...

Recall this. Very appropriate. Good to have Talimancer on "the inside."

God, Scalpels is good at playing a salarian. **applauds**

:: Bows :: Harder to type normally. Enjoy speech pattern.

[Kusy]

Geth Knight wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...
I'm the only geth here that can speak in first person?!
I will show you *wins jeapordy against dr. manhattan and steven hawking

Can we start sniping the quotes please?

sure.

[Geth Knight]

Somebody1003 wrote...

Off topic but has anyone ever seen a TIM sig bar?
I see many Tali, Ashley, Liara, Miranda etc.. but no TIMMY.
Just curious.

TIM gets no love. Xenophobic bastard.

[AventuroLegendary]

solazz wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

x75flames wrote...
*snip*

WOAH WTF MATE????

Obviously, this incarnation of Shepard is hiding his true feelings for Tali behind a wall of hate.

*drags on cigarette*

All so he doesn't tip off the collectors.

You do know TIM that by smoking a cigarrete, you are removing a day of your total lifespan?

[cdsmith0]

MMA7FF wrote...

tvai wrote...

SimonTheFrog wrote...

I kinda had an idea what she might look like underneath and photoshopped it:

Tidy up that edge flow.  Your loops are all wrong! 

:sick:no thanks

Why does she have bricks for a face....also looks to old

[MMA7FF]

Somebody1003 wrote...

Off topic but has anyone ever seen a TIM sig bar?
I see many Tali, Ashley, Liara, Miranda etc.. but no TIMMY.
Just curious.

why would you want a TIM sig???
he isnt a squadie and hes evil!!!

[sergio71785]

Scalpels wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

I posted this last night, and there was a surprising amount of people who had never seen it. So I figured I'd repost it.

It was a short story written by Patrick Weekes, one of BioWare's writers, in an old Tali thread, regarding Shepard trying to find an xmas gift for Tali. 


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i can imagine shepard's first christmas with tali onboard being really awkward. first he gets a box of chocolates for his little shotgun-toting engineer buddy, but then garrus mentions that quarians are amino-dextrous, so the chocolate would kill her.

shepard then remembers her love for both tech and shotguns and ponies up for the best shotgun on the market, along with anti-synthetic ammo mods. he drops by wrex to have him check them out, only to have wrex mention that during one of their elevator rides, tali mentioned her pride in her tech and salvage skills, such that she'd rather make weapons than buy them, and would never like a purchased weapon for a present. wrex then adds that that's an awfully big box of chocolates, and wrex would be happy to hang onto both it and the new shotgun while shepard figures out a new gift for tali.

at this point, shepard says "screw it!" and gets her a gift card at omni-gel emporium. just as he's about to sneak it into tali's stocking (one of six hung up over the galaxy map, one of two with the big toe-sleeves, and the only toe-sleeved one that doesn't have "garrus vakarian" stitched on it, with "spectre" stitched under it and then crossed out with "c-sec officer" stitched under that, in turn also crossed out with "galactic bada" stitched at the bottom and clearly not quite finished in time for christmas), shepard hears joker laughing about the system they've just passed, which has survey teams selling planetary rights to barely habitable worlds for cheap. and shepard remembers tali's stories about what happened with the geth, and how her people are homeless, driven from their world.

in the morning, as they all gather in c&c to unwrap presents, tali is confused by the wrapped box that contains nothing but a card... until she realizes how hard it is to wrap a new homeworld.

(liara is, by the way, really touched by shepard's thoughtfulness in getting her that omni-gel gift card.)

Recall this. Very appropriate. Good to have Talimancer on "the inside."

I agree! Especially as one of their writers!   Would be nice if I could find out specifically what he works on, but I haven't been able to find much info on him. 

[AventuroLegendary]

Somebody1003 wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

solazz wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

x75flames wrote...
*snip*

WOAH WTF MATE????

Obviously, this incarnation of Shepard is hiding his true feelings for Tali behind a wall of hate.

*drags on cigarette*

All so he doesn't tip off the collectors.

You do know TIM that by smoking a cigarrete, you are removing a day of your total lifespan?

He has artificial lungs, thus no lung cancer for him.

well that makes sense

[Kusy]

Somebody1003 wrote...

solazz wrote...

Obviously, this incarnation of Shepard is hiding his true feelings for Tali behind a wall of hate.

*drags on cigarette*

All so he doesn't tip off the collectors.

What kinda lighter you use for those ciggys mr.TIM?
Zippo?

How about a bett? You can light it 10 times in a row?

[Scalpels]

cdsmith0 wrote...

Why does she have bricks for a face....also looks to old

Discounted image. Face obviously smooth under mask.

[GMR25]

MMA7FF wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

Off topic but has anyone ever seen a TIM sig bar?
I see many Tali, Ashley, Liara, Miranda etc.. but no TIMMY.
Just curious.

why would you want a TIM sig???
he isnt a squadie and hes evil!!!

That's probably the reason.

[danteshepard]

Hey fellow talimancers.

I now officially hate my computer for knocking me offline until just now and making me miss the 1337 page.

[Geth Knight]

cdsmith0 wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

tvai wrote...

SimonTheFrog wrote...

I kinda had an idea what she might look like underneath and photoshopped it:
*photosnip*

Tidy up that edge flow.  Your loops are all wrong! 

:sick:no thanks

Why does she have bricks for a face....also looks to old

It looks cute in a way. She only looks old by a human standard, but using it from a standard of an alien race who has never been seen under their masks for 300 years, she might be cute.

[BigKahuna25]

cdsmith0 wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

tvai wrote...

SimonTheFrog wrote...

I kinda had an idea what she might look like underneath and photoshopped it:

Tidy up that edge flow.  Your loops are all wrong! 

:sick:no thanks

Why does she have bricks for a face....also looks to old

like i said last time...

[MMA7FF]

cdsmith0 wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

tvai wrote...

SimonTheFrog wrote...

I kinda had an idea what she might look like underneath and photoshopped it:

Tidy up that edge flow.  Your loops are all wrong! 

:sick:no thanks

Why does she have bricks for a face....also looks to old

not this again!

[cdsmith0]

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Amazing........who ever did this is amazing.

[Goat_Shepard]

sergio71785 wrote...

Scalpels wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

I posted this last night, and there was a surprising amount of people who had never seen it. So I figured I'd repost it.

It was a short story written by Patrick Weekes, one of BioWare's writers, in an old Tali thread, regarding Shepard trying to find an xmas gift for Tali. 


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snip

Recall this. Very appropriate. Good to have Talimancer on "the inside."

I agree! Especially as one of their writers!   Would be nice if I could find out specifically what he works on, but I haven't been able to find much info on him. 

Or any of the writers for that matter. They do such a brilliant job with every dialogue character, especially Tali, who did DAT?!

[solazz]

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

You do know TIM that by smoking a cigarrete, you are removing a day of your total lifespan?

He has artificial lungs, thus no lung cancer for him.

well that makes sense

*deeply inhales on cigarette*
*exhales large cloud of delicious, second hand smoke*

It's for the good of humanity.

*drinks from shot glass*
*drags on cigarrete again*