valttu wrote...
RevanKun123 wrote...
valttu wrote...
Good morning, fellow Talimancers!
What's up?
I died....
Beside that?
This :
Shepard and Tali's son, Rael Shepard, was waiting for his bed time story with a certain degree of impatience.
Suddenly Garrus just remembered that Tali would be upset if he or another one cursed around her son or made him cry.
And an upset Tali mean... Well...A lot of blood with a broken nose, carving trips and shotgun in the ass.
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This time, Tali was pleased with her guests (Garrus, Grunt and Mordin). They didn't do anything to upset her son (she heard him giggling), they didn't do anything that could break the house – like last time...
After the last incident in her house,she had warned them that if any of them showed up again, she would not hesitate to obliterate their offending presence with a shotgun.
But they liked Rael very much and he liked them too. So she forgave them... for now.
----
"Uncle Garrus... What’s a whor*?"
Garrus only thought was...
Sh*t!
They had to think quickly of a way to answer the question without upsetting Rael nor breaking his innocence yet. And hope that Tali wouldn't hear any of it.
Mordin was the first to speak.
"What he means to say is... Well... your uncle Grunt was raised because of the WAR."
Garrus continued the little lie.
"Yeah. Like your father - he became the hero of the galaxie because of the war against the reapers."
"He has grown mature because of it." said Mordin.
Grunt was confused "What the hell are you talking about? I mea..."
"Shut up !" Said Garrus in a slow treating voice.
Rael looked at his three “uncles,” a bit confused.
"So... Daddy became a man... because of a whor*?"
"YES ! Clever boy." Garrus grinned, patting the head of the young boy.
And his worst mistake would have been to think that he said “war” instead of “whor*.”
Gotta say, I lol'd!But I think it would be impossible for Shep and Tali to have a child.
Acutally, I've read some really well thought out ideas concerning Mordin being able to take cells from Tali and Shepard and tweek the DNA to become compatible. It would not be old fashioned, but in the same way that the Asarii can reproduce by manipulating DNA, Mordin can do the same, and the Child would be the best parts of Tali and Shepard, just not a regular Embryo.




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