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[Huacaya]

The_KFD_Case wrote...
Aye! Sure, lust has its appeal but hell, sex only goes so far. I'd like to be able to have meaningful and fun conversations and experiences with someone special. Not just a "Wham! Bam! Thank you ma'am!" scenario. Tali personifies the type of woman I can easily envision myself wanting to settle down with.

The man tells no lies and as always,
speaks the truth.

[nitefyre410]

RevanKun123 wrote...

Sorry everyone, this is the last time of "Garrus, Mordin, Grunt and Rael junior adventure."
Not that someone will actually miss it but...oh well.


The three uncles were about to leave, when a small sleepy voice came from behind them.
"Mommy..."
Immediately Rael was in his mother’s arms. He giggled when she kissed his cheek and muttered soft, sweet things in his ears.
"What is it, love? Why aren't you sleeping? It's past midnight."
Rael looked up at his mother and grinned.
"You know Mommy..."
Garrus had a bad feeling about this. "Maybe... we should... go..."
"Yes... I don't feel so... have some research to do." agreed Mordin.
"Let's get out of here!" said Grunt.
But before they could get to the door...
"Uncle Garrus, Mordin and Grunt said that Daddy grew into a man because of whor*s and they will bring me to a b*tch tomorrow to make me a man too. Isn't it great?" beamed the young half quarian.
Silence.
More silence.
Worst than silence.
Tali didn't say anything.
Maybe there was still hope in living after all.
So they thought...Even without seeing her face they could see that her eyes said only one thing: MURDER!
...
It is said that their bodies were never found and that they were defeated by something worse than the reapers... An angry housewife quarian.
Their screams would haunt the planet Rannoch forever.
...
"Dare I ask what happened here?" asked a rather confused Shepard upon discovering a crying Garrus, a castrated Grunt and a beaten Mordin outside his house.
"No... You don't..." replied the three broken, beaten, bloody men.
END
 

 


Oh Castrating a Krogan thats just wrong

[Andy_Samar]

RevanKun123 wrote...

Sorry everyone, this is the last time of "Garrus, Mordin, Grunt and Rael junior adventure."
Not that someone will actually miss it but...oh well.


The three uncles were about to leave, when a small sleepy voice came from behind them.
"Mommy..."
Immediately Rael was in his mother’s arms. He giggled when she kissed his cheek and muttered soft, sweet things in his ears.
"What is it, love? Why aren't you sleeping? It's past midnight."
Rael looked up at his mother and grinned.
"You know Mommy..."
Garrus had a bad feeling about this. "Maybe... we should... go..."
"Yes... I don't feel so... have some research to do." agreed Mordin.
"Let's get out of here!" said Grunt.
But before they could get to the door...
"Uncle Garrus, Mordin and Grunt said that Daddy grew into a man because of whor*s and they will bring me to a b*tch tomorrow to make me a man too. Isn't it great?" beamed the young half quarian.
Silence.
More silence.
Worst than silence.
Tali didn't say anything.
Maybe there was still hope in living after all.
So they thought...Even without seeing her face they could see that her eyes said only one thing: MURDER!
...
It is said that their bodies were never found and that they were defeated by something worse than the reapers... An angry housewife quarian.
Their screams would haunt the planet Rannoch forever.
...
"Dare I ask what happened here?" asked a rather confused Shepard upon discovering a crying Garrus, a castrated Grunt and a beaten Mordin outside his house.
"No... You don't..." replied the three broken, beaten, bloody men.
END
 

lol, great!

[Homebound]

nitefyre410 wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

Speaking of loud music, think this would be their choice of song? www.youtube.com/watch

Not helping, Mike! Not helping!   

 


No matter how  cheesy the song its still a classic mike but no I can see Shepherd  and Tali getting on to that more this   www.youtube.com/watch   

I can't see tali being some docile kitten not after the pounce... I don;t even think she is all that shy,  cause will all now  that once she sees somethings she wants she gets it... 

And Shepherd has  the scratch makes to prove it

www.youtube.com/watch

[sihill90]

RevanKun123 wrote...

Sorry everyone, this is the last time of "Garrus, Mordin, Grunt and Rael junior adventure."
Not that someone will actually miss it but...oh well.
 

You need to start valuing yourself and your work I, for one, liked your short stories

[Lareit]

nitefyre410 wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

Speaking of loud music, think this would be their choice of song? www.youtube.com/watch

Not helping, Mike! Not helping!   

 


No matter how  cheesy the song its still a classic mike but no I can see Shepherd  and Tali getting on to that more this   www.youtube.com/watch   

I can't see tali being some docile kitten not after the pounce... I don;t even think she is all that shy,  cause will all now  that once she sees somethings she wants she gets it... 

And Shepherd has  the scratch makes to prove it

She's not likely a wild cat either. Sex for quarians is very risky and is probably not practiced during their youthful teenage years like it is for us humans. Her speech regarding not trusting any quarian enough to link her suit up(which is basically the lead in for intimacy) should be clear enough that she hasn't had sex yet.

Being agressive enough for the lead up make out session isnt necessarily the same thing as being wild in bed. She might be, or become, but for it's rare for virgins to behave like that.

[The_KFD_Case]

Lareit wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Archonsg wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

You fine folks are killing me here. My single-dom is not conducive to such discussions not being received with a wistful emotional frame of being.

Don't worry about it. Like Tali, couple-dom will take you by surprise most of the time and the "one" will be like a sniper shot to the head.

Aye, the most fulfilling long-term relationships I've experienced have been that way. Ah well, there are many paths through life. Not all of us necessarily get to journey through it with a beloved partner. At least I can take some solace knowing that my wish for my sister came true. Besides, the journey isn't over yet.

I can count the number of people I know who are truly happy with their beloved with no hands.

So many people seem to settle for what they can get or for what they're comfortable with.

(Granted my parents might have been an exception, but my mother died many years ago for me to be able to judge their relationship)

I know it exists, but......yeah.....

True enough and personally I'd rather continue onwards on my own path than settle for a relationship with someone where neither of us are satisfied/content/happy. Sure, there's bound to be some bumps along the way but I believe part of the nature of a relationship you share with someone is how you surmount such "bumps." That said, I also believe there should be far more enjoyable times than battles. If it is a constant battle then it may not be worth investing it. I'm not saying I do not believe there are things worth fighting for; I do think there are though what I consider worth fighting for may well differ for another person. However, if keeping a relationship requires constant herculean effort and it doesn't feel like it flows easily (which is not the same as saying that it doesn't require one makes an effort,) then it may be time to re-evaluate matters.

As for my parents, they fell for each other the moment they met. They started dating shortly there after and four years later they married. They've been married I think around 41+ years now and are still happy together. That may have set the bar quite high yet it's not as though they haven't had their disagreements and arguments, but one can work through those.

[Lareit]

RevanKun123 wrote...

Sorry everyone, this is the last time of "Garrus, Mordin, Grunt and Rael junior adventure."
Not that someone will actually miss it but...oh well.

 

Take pride in your creations.

Cliche as it is, we all learned to crawl before we walked. Don't discredit yourself. Even if people didn't like your work.



Strive for excellence, not for lightning in a bottle.

And even more cliche inspiration stuff. Most of it is true.

[Homebound]

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Lareit wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Archonsg wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

You fine folks are killing me here. My single-dom is not conducive to such discussions not being received with a wistful emotional frame of being.

Don't worry about it. Like Tali, couple-dom will take you by surprise most of the time and the "one" will be like a sniper shot to the head.

Aye, the most fulfilling long-term relationships I've experienced have been that way. Ah well, there are many paths through life. Not all of us necessarily get to journey through it with a beloved partner. At least I can take some solace knowing that my wish for my sister came true. Besides, the journey isn't over yet.

I can count the number of people I know who are truly happy with their beloved with no hands.

So many people seem to settle for what they can get or for what they're comfortable with.

(Granted my parents might have been an exception, but my mother died many years ago for me to be able to judge their relationship)

I know it exists, but......yeah.....

True enough and personally I'd rather continue onwards on my own path than settle for a relationship with someone where neither of us are satisfied/content/happy. Sure, there's bound to be some bumps along the way but I believe part of the nature of a relationship you share with someone is how you surmount such "bumps." That said, I also believe there should be far more enjoyable times than battles. If it is a constant battle then it may not be worth investing it. I'm not saying I do not believe there are things worth fighting for; I do think there are though what I consider worth fighting for may well differ for another person. However, if keeping a relationship requires constant herculean effort and it doesn't feel like it flows easily (which is not the same as saying that it doesn't require one makes an effort,) then it may be time to re-evaluate matters.

As for my parents, they fell for each other the moment they met. They started dating shortly there after and four years later they married. They've been married I think around 41+ years now and are still happy together. That may have set the bar quite high yet it's not as though they haven't had their disagreements and arguments, but one can work through those.

To think I started off this current convo chain by stating differences between a female Quarian and a heavily modified, prototype human Vessel.

Modifié par Just_mike, 20 février 2010 - 01:57 .

[The_KFD_Case]

RevanKun123 wrote...

Sorry everyone, this is the last time of "Garrus, Mordin, Grunt and Rael junior adventure."
Not that someone will actually miss it but...oh well.


The three uncles were about to leave, when a small sleepy voice came from behind them.
"Mommy..."
Immediately Rael was in his mother’s arms. He giggled when she kissed his cheek and muttered soft, sweet things in his ears.
"What is it, love? Why aren't you sleeping? It's past midnight."
Rael looked up at his mother and grinned.
"You know Mommy..."
Garrus had a bad feeling about this. "Maybe... we should... go..."
"Yes... I don't feel so... have some research to do." agreed Mordin.
"Let's get out of here!" said Grunt.
But before they could get to the door...
"Uncle Garrus, Mordin and Grunt said that Daddy grew into a man because of whor*s and they will bring me to a b*tch tomorrow to make me a man too. Isn't it great?" beamed the young half quarian.
Silence.
More silence.
Worst than silence.
Tali didn't say anything.
Maybe there was still hope in living after all.
So they thought...Even without seeing her face they could see that her eyes said only one thing: MURDER!
...
It is said that their bodies were never found and that they were defeated by something worse than the reapers... An angry housewife quarian.
Their screams would haunt the planet Rannoch forever.
...
"Dare I ask what happened here?" asked a rather confused Shepard upon discovering a crying Garrus, a castrated Grunt and a beaten Mordin outside his house.
"No... You don't..." replied the three broken, beaten, bloody men.
END
 

:mellow:....:lol:
That's hilarious, IMO! Well done, Revan. Don't ever stop.

[nitefyre410]

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Archonsg wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Lareit wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

You fine folks are killing me here. My single-dom is not conducive to such discussions not being received with a wistful emotional frame of being.

I'm not going to date you if that's what you're asking... 

Friends with benefits is what he was seeking I think.


Dating just gets in the way.

Hahaha! Actually no. If all I wanted was a friend with benefits I could have that today. It's not that it's not tempting, it's just that it doesn't fulfill what I desire and require long term.

Nah, He's a Talimancer.
The friends with benefits falls nicely with the Mirranda group.
Talimancers want commitment and a *real* relationship.
 vs lust. Ya?

Aye! Sure, lust has its appeal but hell, sex only goes so far. I'd like to be able to have meaningful and fun conversations and experiences with someone special. Not just a "Wham! Bam! Thank you ma'am!" scenario. Tali personifies the type of woman I can easily envision myself wanting to settle down with.

   

As always you sir are very correct,  I just don;t get why people that the just because Tali is not a overt as Miranda she can't be just as sexually aggressive. I just find that very interesting, i came from the school of it was always the quiet ones you watch out for cause they always had something for ya.... 

and Tali must have  some  Righteous  lovin(Edited for pg 13)  for shepherd to give up on  getting either Miranda or Samara... 

Her loving personality aside ... this is from a pure physical stand point.

[The_KFD_Case]

nitefyre410 wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

Speaking of loud music, think this would be their choice of song? www.youtube.com/watch

Not helping, Mike! Not helping!   

 


No matter how  cheesy the song its still a classic mike but no I can see Shepherd  and Tali getting on to that more this   www.youtube.com/watch   

I can't see tali being some docile kitten not after the pounce... I don;t even think she is all that shy,  cause will all now  that once she sees somethings she wants she gets it... 

And Shepherd has  the scratch makes to prove it

Agreed, and that's a suh-WEET tune! *nods head in rhythm*

[nitefyre410]

Lareit wrote...

nitefyre410 wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

Speaking of loud music, think this would be their choice of song? www.youtube.com/watch

Not helping, Mike! Not helping!   

 


No matter how  cheesy the song its still a classic mike but no I can see Shepherd  and Tali getting on to that more this   www.youtube.com/watch   

I can't see tali being some docile kitten not after the pounce... I don;t even think she is all that shy,  cause will all now  that once she sees somethings she wants she gets it... 

And Shepherd has  the scratch makes to prove it

She's not likely a wild cat either. Sex for quarians is very risky and is probably not practiced during their youthful teenage years like it is for us humans. Her speech regarding not trusting any quarian enough to link her suit up(which is basically the lead in for intimacy) should be clear enough that she hasn't had sex yet.

Being agressive enough for the lead up make out session isnt necessarily the same thing as being wild in bed. She might be, or become, but for it's rare for virgins to behave like that.

 

You know no offence but you just took the fun out  whole  thing by being some damn literal.   

[Lareit]

nitefyre410 wrote...

Lareit wrote...

nitefyre410 wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

Speaking of loud music, think this would be their choice of song? www.youtube.com/watch

Not helping, Mike! Not helping!   

 


No matter how  cheesy the song its still a classic mike but no I can see Shepherd  and Tali getting on to that more this   www.youtube.com/watch   

I can't see tali being some docile kitten not after the pounce... I don;t even think she is all that shy,  cause will all now  that once she sees somethings she wants she gets it... 

And Shepherd has  the scratch makes to prove it

She's not likely a wild cat either. Sex for quarians is very risky and is probably not practiced during their youthful teenage years like it is for us humans. Her speech regarding not trusting any quarian enough to link her suit up(which is basically the lead in for intimacy) should be clear enough that she hasn't had sex yet.

Being agressive enough for the lead up make out session isnt necessarily the same thing as being wild in bed. She might be, or become, but for it's rare for virgins to behave like that.

 

You know no offence but you just took the fun out  whole  thing by being some damn literal.   

It's what I do. I'm just a crotchey old fart who rains on other people's parade.

[Yazman]

Huacaya wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...
Aye! Sure, lust has its appeal but hell, sex only goes so far. I'd like to be able to have meaningful and fun conversations and experiences with someone special. Not just a "Wham! Bam! Thank you ma'am!" scenario. Tali personifies the type of woman I can easily envision myself wanting to settle down with.

The man tells no lies and as always,
speaks the truth.

Yeah, KFD never fails to come out with good stuff

[Beyonder101]

I´d prefere if Tali´s first intimacy were more about touching eachother without the gloves, feeling eachothers skin like she said, but than again it could be her last chance of any kind of intimacy, so I belive that´s the reason why she has to rush things up.

Modifié par Beyonder101, 20 février 2010 - 02:09 .

[nitefyre410]

Lareit wrote...

nitefyre410 wrote...

Lareit wrote...

nitefyre410 wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

Speaking of loud music, think this would be their choice of song? www.youtube.com/watch

Not helping, Mike! Not helping!   

 


No matter how  cheesy the song its still a classic mike but no I can see Shepherd  and Tali getting on to that more this   www.youtube.com/watch   

I can't see tali being some docile kitten not after the pounce... I don;t even think she is all that shy,  cause will all now  that once she sees somethings she wants she gets it... 

And Shepherd has  the scratch makes to prove it

She's not likely a wild cat either. Sex for quarians is very risky and is probably not practiced during their youthful teenage years like it is for us humans. Her speech regarding not trusting any quarian enough to link her suit up(which is basically the lead in for intimacy) should be clear enough that she hasn't had sex yet.

Being agressive enough for the lead up make out session isnt necessarily the same thing as being wild in bed. She might be, or become, but for it's rare for virgins to behave like that.

 

You know no offence but you just took the fun out  whole  thing by being some damn literal.   

It's what I do. I'm just a crotchey old fart who rains on other people's parade.

 


well  gee thanks <_<

[Homebound]

A Krogan was once considering donating his testicles for a cure for the genophage.

The Quarian doctor doing the procedure then asked him "Which one should I take? The left? Or the Right?

The Krogan replied "both".

EDIT: Sry for teh lame jokes, the thread was going to a wierd place.

Modifié par Just_mike, 20 février 2010 - 02:11 .

[Homebound]

Since Tali is a Quarian Ace Mechanic. Does that mean, at one point, she will build a giant robot aka Chiktika 2.0?

[herbie dog]

The_KFD_Case wrote...

RevanKun123 wrote...

Sorry everyone, this is the last time of "Garrus, Mordin, Grunt and Rael junior adventure."
Not that someone will actually miss it but...oh well.


The three uncles were about to leave, when a small sleepy voice came from behind them.
"Mommy..."
Immediately Rael was in his mother’s arms. He giggled when she kissed his cheek and muttered soft, sweet things in his ears.
"What is it, love? Why aren't you sleeping? It's past midnight."
Rael looked up at his mother and grinned.
"You know Mommy..."
Garrus had a bad feeling about this. "Maybe... we should... go..."
"Yes... I don't feel so... have some research to do." agreed Mordin.
"Let's get out of here!" said Grunt.
But before they could get to the door...
"Uncle Garrus, Mordin and Grunt said that Daddy grew into a man because of whor*s and they will bring me to a b*tch tomorrow to make me a man too. Isn't it great?" beamed the young half quarian.
Silence.
More silence.
Worst than silence.
Tali didn't say anything.
Maybe there was still hope in living after all.
So they thought...Even without seeing her face they could see that her eyes said only one thing: MURDER!
...
It is said that their bodies were never found and that they were defeated by something worse than the reapers... An angry housewife quarian.
Their screams would haunt the planet Rannoch forever.
...
"Dare I ask what happened here?" asked a rather confused Shepard upon discovering a crying Garrus, a castrated Grunt and a beaten Mordin outside his house.
"No... You don't..." replied the three broken, beaten, bloody men.
END
 

:mellow:....:lol:
That's hilarious, IMO! Well done, Revan. Don't ever stop.

Bloody Briliant Mate!

[Lareit]

Just_mike wrote...

A Krogan was once considering donating his testicles for a cure for the genophage.

The Quarian doctor doing the procedure then asked him "Which one should I take? The left? Or the Right?

The Krogan replied "both".

EDIT: Sry for teh lame jokes, the thread was going to a wierd place.

I don't get it, we don't know how krogan testicles are positioned. They could run down the middle evenly, or be retracted inside their boddies. They could even be attached to one another, might help define why QUAD is so prevaliant  a term.

Or is this a joke about how they're sterile so it doesn't matter if he loses his balls?

[RevanKun123]

The_KFD_Case wrote...

RevanKun123 wrote...

Sorry everyone, this is the last time of "Garrus, Mordin, Grunt and Rael junior adventure."
Not that someone will actually miss it but...oh well.


The three uncles were about to leave, when a small sleepy voice came from behind them.
"Mommy..."
Immediately Rael was in his mother’s arms. He giggled when she kissed his cheek and muttered soft, sweet things in his ears.
"What is it, love? Why aren't you sleeping? It's past midnight."
Rael looked up at his mother and grinned.
"You know Mommy..."
Garrus had a bad feeling about this. "Maybe... we should... go..."
"Yes... I don't feel so... have some research to do." agreed Mordin.
"Let's get out of here!" said Grunt.
But before they could get to the door...
"Uncle Garrus, Mordin and Grunt said that Daddy grew into a man because of whor*s and they will bring me to a b*tch tomorrow to make me a man too. Isn't it great?" beamed the young half quarian.
Silence.
More silence.
Worst than silence.
Tali didn't say anything.
Maybe there was still hope in living after all.
So they thought...Even without seeing her face they could see that her eyes said only one thing: MURDER!
...
It is said that their bodies were never found and that they were defeated by something worse than the reapers... An angry housewife quarian.
Their screams would haunt the planet Rannoch forever.
...
"Dare I ask what happened here?" asked a rather confused Shepard upon discovering a crying Garrus, a castrated Grunt and a beaten Mordin outside his house.
"No... You don't..." replied the three broken, beaten, bloody men.
END
 

:mellow:....:lol:
That's hilarious, IMO! Well done, Revan. Don't ever stop.

Never thought KFD would like it.
The adventure of Garrus, Mordin, Grunt and Rael junior was my first try as a "funny" fanfiction.
Usualy I alway do something serious so I wasn't very sure about it.

[herbie dog]

Hi Everyone

Just to let you know, i started my very first fanfic and its about Tali being the first quarian spectre in galactic history

[The Quarian Sympathizer]

Let's not forget a logical reason Shepard would go with Tali is she's the one he's known the most out of all the romances in ME2.

[Yazman]

herbie dog wrote...

Hi Everyone
Just to let you know, i started my very first fanfic and its about Tali being the first quarian spectre in galactic history

Ooh thats original, awesome idea  I can't wait to begin reading it!