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[Jake71887]

RevanKun123 wrote...
Never thought KFD would like it.
The adventure of Garrus, Mordin, Grunt and Rael junior was my first try as a "funny" fanfiction.
Usualy I alway do something serious so I wasn't very sure about it.

Castration is never funny! 

[The_KFD_Case]

RevanKun123 wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

RevanKun123 wrote...

Sorry everyone, this is the last time of "Garrus, Mordin, Grunt and Rael junior adventure."
Not that someone will actually miss it but...oh well.


The three uncles were about to leave, when a small sleepy voice came from behind them.
"Mommy..."
Immediately Rael was in his mother’s arms. He giggled when she kissed his cheek and muttered soft, sweet things in his ears.
"What is it, love? Why aren't you sleeping? It's past midnight."
Rael looked up at his mother and grinned.
"You know Mommy..."
Garrus had a bad feeling about this. "Maybe... we should... go..."
"Yes... I don't feel so... have some research to do." agreed Mordin.
"Let's get out of here!" said Grunt.
But before they could get to the door...
"Uncle Garrus, Mordin and Grunt said that Daddy grew into a man because of whor*s and they will bring me to a b*tch tomorrow to make me a man too. Isn't it great?" beamed the young half quarian.
Silence.
More silence.
Worst than silence.
Tali didn't say anything.
Maybe there was still hope in living after all.
So they thought...Even without seeing her face they could see that her eyes said only one thing: MURDER!
...
It is said that their bodies were never found and that they were defeated by something worse than the reapers... An angry housewife quarian.
Their screams would haunt the planet Rannoch forever.
...
"Dare I ask what happened here?" asked a rather confused Shepard upon discovering a crying Garrus, a castrated Grunt and a beaten Mordin outside his house.
"No... You don't..." replied the three broken, beaten, bloody men.
END
 

:mellow:....:lol:
That's hilarious, IMO! Well done, Revan. Don't ever stop.

Never thought KFD would like it.
The adventure of Garrus, Mordin, Grunt and Rael junior was my first try as a "funny" fanfiction.
Usualy I alway do something serious so I wasn't very sure about it.

Well Revan, we may just surprise each other even more. Give it, and yourself, a chance.

[herbie dog]

Yazman wrote...

herbie dog wrote...

Hi Everyone
Just to let you know, i started my very first fanfic and its about Tali being the first quarian spectre in galactic history

Ooh thats original, awesome idea  I can't wait to begin reading it!

By the the way if anyone has any ideas on what i should include,just  let me know

[RevanKun123]

Jake71887 wrote...

RevanKun123 wrote...
Never thought KFD would like it.
The adventure of Garrus, Mordin, Grunt and Rael junior was my first try as a "funny" fanfiction.
Usualy I alway do something serious so I wasn't very sure about it.

Castration is never funny! 

Well yes but if you had read the rest of the parts she did warned them.
After the last incident in her house,she had warned them that if any of them showed up again, she would not hesitate to obliterate their offending presence with a shotgun.

[herbie dog]

Can anyone imagine Tali as somesort of quarian Justicar

[Homebound]

Yazman wrote...

herbie dog wrote...

Hi Everyone
Just to let you know, i started my very first fanfic and its about Tali being the first quarian spectre in galactic history

Ooh thats original, awesome idea  I can't wait to begin reading it!

Shepard: Tali! It looks like this human-reaper hybrid is indestructable! My Cain heavy weapon barely left a dent on it! What do we do oh great Quarian Spectre?!

Tali: Hmm....

Tali: Chikktikka! Go for the Optics!

[Jake71887]

RevanKun123 wrote...
Well yes but if you had read the rest of the parts she did warned them.
After the last incident in her house,she had warned them that if any of them showed up again, she would not hesitate to obliterate their offending presence with a shotgun.

I'd repeat my previous statement, but my man-parts are telling me I should drop it. 

[Homebound]

herbie dog wrote...

Can anyone imagine Tali as somesort of quarian Justicar

Nah, she doesnt have the boobs for the job.

[Lareit]

herbie dog wrote...

Can anyone imagine Tali as somesort of quarian Justicar

No, she's the 2nd most good member of the crew. Only jacob scores higher.
She never really leans towards absolutes, or ruthless justice.

[herbie dog]

Lareit wrote...

herbie dog wrote...

Can anyone imagine Tali as somesort of quarian Justicar

No, she's the 2nd most good member of the crew. Only jacob scores higher.
She never really leans towards absolutes, or ruthless justice.

But what if anything should happen to Shepard?
She could turn into a ruthless quarian coudnt she

Modifié par herbie dog, 20 février 2010 - 02:36 .

[DRACO1130]

hmm, well IF you chose Tali as the Lover interest and consummated - keeping her alive would require repeated 'injections' of Shepard's genetic material to stave off the decline that would occur from her weakened immune system - without frequent repeat doses of said 'manjuice' she'd die.

[Jake71887]

herbie dog wrote...
But what if anything should happen to Shepard?

She'd go back to the Flotilla, where they'd send her off to irradiated planets to collect information, while dodging geth. 

[Beyonder101]

herbie dog wrote...

Can anyone imagine Tali as somesort of quarian Justicar

Find peace in the embrace of Keelah.... let me think about it..... NO way

Modifié par Beyonder101, 20 février 2010 - 02:38 .

[Jake71887]

DRACO1130 wrote...

hmm, well IF you chose Tali as the Lover interest and consummated - keeping her alive would require repeated 'injections' of Shepard's genetic material to stave off the decline that would occur from her weakened immune system - without frequent repeat doses of said 'manjuice' she'd die.

You fail at science... 

[Wally2905]

herbie dog wrote...

Can anyone imagine Tali as somesort of quarian Justicar

Would this  justicars be a copy of asari justicars? If so, then no, i don't really see her in that role. Emotionaly she isn't as detached as Samara. I'm not sure how to describe it, but Tali seems to be perhaps to relaxed to be a Samara type figure.

Maybe I'm wrong, but that's how I see it

[herbie dog]

Wally2905 wrote...

herbie dog wrote...

Can anyone imagine Tali as somesort of quarian Justicar

Would this  justicars be a copy of asari justicars? If so, then no, i don't really see her in that role. Emotionaly she isn't as detached as Samara. I'm not sure how to describe it, but Tali seems to be perhaps to relaxed to be a Samara type figure.

Maybe I'm wrong, but that's how I see it

Yeah good point

[Homebound]

Jake71887 wrote...

DRACO1130 wrote...

hmm, well IF you chose Tali as the Lover interest and consummated - keeping her alive would require repeated 'injections' of Shepard's genetic material to stave off the decline that would occur from her weakened immune system - without frequent repeat doses of said 'manjuice' she'd die.

You fail at science... 

I dunno man, he might be on to something. 

[Lareit]

Jake71887 wrote...

herbie dog wrote...
But what if anything should happen to Shepard?

She'd go back to the Flotilla, where they'd send her off to irradiated planets to collect information, while dodging geth. 

Nah, they already did that on Haestrom, and she already did lava on Therum

It's either earthquake world or tsunami world whole dodging geth next.


and if you want her to be ruthless it's your choice, you're the writer. Don't worry about appealing to me. I don't read fanfiction. I am just a sound board/devil's advocate.


Oh and her being a spectre also doesn't make much sense. THe council has pretty much told the quarians to screw themselves, her working for the council race's best interest doesn't give her alot of freedom to help her people as much.

[The_KFD_Case]

scyphozoa wrote...

Tali is the Quarian Consort AMIRITE

Wrong.

[Beyonder101]

Hmmm. Asari get about 1000 years old, Krogan many hundreds of years, Salarians get about 40 years old.... How old can a Quarian get? Anyone knows?

[The_KFD_Case]

DRACO1130 wrote...

hmm, well IF you chose Tali as the Lover interest and consummated - keeping her alive would require repeated 'injections' of Shepard's genetic material to stave off the decline that would occur from her weakened immune system - without frequent repeat doses of said 'manjuice' she'd die.

So what's the problem?

[Lareit]

DRACO1130 wrote...

hmm, well IF you chose Tali as the Lover interest and consummated - keeping her alive would require repeated 'injections' of Shepard's genetic material to stave off the decline that would occur from her weakened immune system - without frequent repeat doses of said 'manjuice' she'd die.

It's more likely she'd simply adapt and no longer suffer ill effects.

If she did have an adverse affect long term, it'd be because her allergic reaction worsened.

Thus she either doesn't need to have sex, or it'll eventually kill her. Your scenario doesn't work with her people's physical condition.

[Jake71887]

Beyonder101 wrote...

Hmmm. Asari get about 1000 years old, Krogan many hundreds of years, Salarians get about 40 years old.... How old can a Quarian get? Anyone knows?

Around the same as humans I believe... 

[herbie dog]

Lareit wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

herbie dog wrote...
But what if anything should happen to Shepard?

She'd go back to the Flotilla, where they'd send her off to irradiated planets to collect information, while dodging geth. 

Nah, they already did that on Haestrom, and she already did lava on Therum

It's either earthquake world or tsunami world whole dodging geth next.


and if you want her to be ruthless it's your choice, you're the writer. Don't worry about appealing to me. I don't read fanfiction. I am just a sound board/devil's advocate.


Oh and her being a spectre also doesn't make much sense. THe council has pretty much told the quarians to screw themselves, her working for the council race's best interest doesn't give her alot of freedom to help her people as much.

But what if the quarians defeat the geth.Surley for that alone the council should give the quarians council membership