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[solazz]

BigKahuna25 wrote...

TIM i really wish you weren't so good at keeping secrets from us...

*drags on cigarette*

It's for the good of humanity.

[BigKahuna25]

Felipe 058 wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

Felipe 058 wrote...

solazz wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

I wish swearing was aloud. Cmon its an m game for god sake WTF marine!!

Just use a ! or a * in place of one of the letters.

Forum Cursing 101.

*puts out cigarette*

This is exactly the kind of sh*t that tips off collectors.

You can also use scifi curses like dren, mivonks, frell, frak, frelnik, drannit, the list goes on. And then there's our favorite curse from our favorite quarian, "Bosh'tet!!!" 

my vocal capacitor censors every swear I say except bosh'tet, bastard, damn, and lets not forget ass (preferably tali)

So long as there are no flux capacitors. I mean seriously, that just doesn't make any damn kinda sense. Even in a non-Newtonian universe it doesn't make sense. Ok, we live in a nNu, but that's not the point. The point is, I, we all, love Tali, and Back to the Future is ridiculously cheesey (i.e. awesome)

don't reverse any polarities either, when i did that to my compass all it did was point the wrong way.

[AventuroLegendary]

Somebody1003 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

CrAzyManMike wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Turian Councilor: "Ah yes, "Tali'Zorah"... I hear she is a fine young woman."

Shepard: *Punches him* Don't even THINK about making a pass at her

"Ah yes, your "Spectre Status" has just been revoked again. And did I mention I'm the only Turian Biotic in existance?"

*Proceeds to mop the floor with CMM.*

Saren was a biotic.

Saren's dead.

If he is a Turian biotic, then there are others.

Kaidan's racist childhood turian instructor in brain camp?

[Felipe 058]

SpatFieya wrote...

brb watching Fleet and Flotilla

"And I heard the love scenes are......... what?" That was seriously the best NPC exchange in the whole game, next to, of course, the bachelor party three tables over :lol:

FsDxRAGE wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

brb watching Fleet and Flotilla

can i join you?

Uh, do you mind if I join too.......?

Modifié par Felipe 058, 05 mars 2010 - 02:40 .

[CrAzyManMike]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

CrAzyManMike wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Turian Councilor: "Ah yes, "Tali'Zorah"... I hear she is a fine young woman."

Shepard: *Punches him* Don't even THINK about making a pass at her

"Ah yes, your "Spectre Status" has just been revoked again. And did I mention I'm the only Turian Biotic in existance?"

*Proceeds to mop the floor with CMM.*

Saren was a biotic.

Saren's dead.

If he is a Turian biotic, then there are others.

Alright then, go figure it out for me guys.

My fan fiction depends on it.

As I've asked...wasn't Saren implanted with a bunch of crap from Sovreign?

[AventuroLegendary]

solazz wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

TIM i really wish you weren't so good at keeping secrets from us...

*drags on cigarette*

It's for the good of humanity.

*gets geth-sized football helmet and headbutts him*
much better

[BigKahuna25]

CrAzyManMike wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

CrAzyManMike wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Turian Councilor: "Ah yes, "Tali'Zorah"... I hear she is a fine young woman."

Shepard: *Punches him* Don't even THINK about making a pass at her

"Ah yes, your "Spectre Status" has just been revoked again. And did I mention I'm the only Turian Biotic in existance?"

*Proceeds to mop the floor with CMM.*

Saren was a biotic.

Saren's dead.

If he is a Turian biotic, then there are others.

Alright then, go figure it out for me guys.

My fan fiction depends on it.

As I've asked...wasn't Saren implanted with a bunch of crap from Sovreign?

i dont know about biotics but i know there were some tech armor ones on the strontium mule. there must be biotic ones though.

[solazz]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

solazz wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

TIM i really wish you weren't so good at keeping secrets from us...

*drags on cigarette*

It's for the good of humanity.

*gets geth-sized football helmet and headbutts him*
much better

Didn't solazz use to be a Geth?

Yes, but I can't not tip off the collectors that way.

[AventuroLegendary]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

solazz wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

TIM i really wish you weren't so good at keeping secrets from us...

*drags on cigarette*

It's for the good of humanity.

*gets geth-sized football helmet and headbutts him*
much better

Didn't solazz use to be a Geth?

yeah, but I'm geth and headbutting without the helmet messes up my optical lense

[SpatFieya]

FsDxRAGE wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

brb watching Fleet and Flotilla

can i join you?

Sure, after the 2160 remake of Gran Torino, featuring Clint Eastwoods g-g-g-great grandson and a quarian cast as the mung neighboors.

[CrAzyManMike]

OK so on the topic of Biotic Turians....I went Nerd and googled it...and found this on another thread:



"You never see a biotic Turian but they do exist though extremely rare. In the codex in ME1 they say that Turians with biotic abilities are placed into a special task force named something I can't remember right now."

http://www.gamefaqs....&topic=53544268

[GMR25]

MarineBorn wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

MarineBorn wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

MarineBorn wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

MarineBorn wrote...

Ok i am back.....however i am missing my legs lol. I shall began FF immediatly.

What happened to your legs?

Gunny Srgt. Castelo stole um...*sniffle* I only got to keep the stubs....DAMN PT!!!!!

We are confused.

His Gunnery Sergeant made him run his ass off.

DO YOU LOVE BEING A MARINE MARINE?
THEN SUCK IT UP BEFORE I WALK MY BOOT UP YOUR ASS AND
TWIST UNTIL YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SH!T SIDEWAYS!

.... I'll be leaving again...

Scared of a mentally unsound Turian?

... Well....first time i have been chewed out on the internet...you sir just popped my internet chew cherry....Does that even make since?

It's not even the first time I've done that to you.

..Oh.....first time i noticed it though...so you sorta popped it without me knowing.....YOU RAPED ME!!!!!

Never turn your back to a Turian. We have no females and we need temporary replacements.

[AventuroLegendary]

SpatFieya wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

brb watching Fleet and Flotilla

can i join you?

Sure, after the 2160 remake of Gran Torino, featuring Clint Eastwoods g-g-g-great grandson and a quarian cast as the mung neighboors.

I would pay a lot of credits for that

[AventuroLegendary]

MarineBorn wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

CrAzyManMike wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

CrAzyManMike wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Turian Councilor: "Ah yes, "Tali'Zorah"... I hear she is a fine young woman."

Shepard: *Punches him* Don't even THINK about making a pass at her

"Ah yes, your "Spectre Status" has just been revoked again. And did I mention I'm the only Turian Biotic in existance?"

*Proceeds to mop the floor with CMM.*

Saren was a biotic.

Saren's dead.

If he is a Turian biotic, then there are others.

Alright then, go figure it out for me guys.

My fan fiction depends on it.

As I've asked...wasn't Saren implanted with a bunch of crap from Sovreign?

i dont know about biotics but i know there were some tech armor ones on the strontium mule. there must be biotic ones though.

...Hmmm stronium mule......i smell a joke about scrotums working its way up....

Don't bring up any organic reproductive organs

[BigKahuna25]

LegendaryAvenger wrote...
Don't bring up any organic reproductive organs

vaginas

[AventuroLegendary]

BigKahuna25 wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...
Don't bring up any organic reproductive organs

vaginas

I warned you, now I'm pissed off

[Felipe 058]

So, I'm pretty sure I know what Shepard was singing just after he and Tali...you know...

Um, uh, right, sorry about that, I got distracted... by... *shakes head vigorously to block...out...Tali* Damn it, it's not working. Er, what was I saying? Oh, yes, the song. "I've Just Seen a Face" by the Beatles:

I've just seen a face,
I can't forget the time or place
That we'd just met, she's just the girl for me
And I want all the world to see we've met
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm mmm mmm

Had it been another day
I might have looked the other way
But I had never been aware
And as it is I dream of her tonight
La, di, di, da di di

Falling, yes I am falling
And she keeps calling me back again

I have never known
The likes of this, I've been alone
And I have missed things and kept out of sight
But other girls were never quite like this
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm mmm mmm

Falling, yes I am falling
And she keeps calling me back again

I've just seen a face
I can t forget the time or place
And we'd just met, she's just the girl for me
And I want all the world to see we've met
Mmm, mmm, mmm, la di di

Falling, yes I am falling
And she keeps calling me back again

It's kinda weird how well it fits there situation. Not perfectly, but frakking close 

[Geth Knight]

God with the unsniped quotes