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[cannedcream]

GMR25 wrote...

So i'm back and it appears you're talking about... Masturbation, bloody Tali, and MILFs.

Oh and i've been listening to this

Yeah, that's partly a 'my bad'.

[Azint]

Jake71887 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

So i'm back and it appears you're talking about... Masturbation, bloody Tali, and MILFs.

Oh and i've been listening to this

Almost as cool as this.

Meh

[Jake71887]

Just_mike wrote...

STFU and love Tali.

STFU and love me...


LOVE ME 

[MMA7FF]

cannedcream wrote...

That is kind of... odd.
Personally, one of me and two MILFs sounds better.  Or even better than that, one of me and two hot college chicks.  Or even better than that, me, Liara, Tali, and Miranda.

Hmmm....

*runs off to research Thorian mind control*

Wait, I'm coming with you.

Kicks Pauravi and cannedcream in the nuts and runs off with Tali and Liara*

[Lord_Moose]

JAYNE, The Man They Call JAAAYNE

[Azint]

Just_mike wrote...

STFU and love Tali.

I will comply only with the latter.

[cannedcream]

if you could pick a song for tali to striptease too what would it be and why lol

Wait, just thought of the perfect song!

"Stripped" by Rammstein.
I can see it in my head, and it is a thing of beauty.

Bonus fun fact: If you take that and raise the speed to 1.50x, it makes an awesome dance song.

[Jake71887]

Lord_Moose wrote...

JAYNE, The Man They Call JAAAYNE

You're my new best friend 

[MMA7FF]

Azint wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

So i'm back and it appears you're talking about... Masturbation, bloody Tali, and MILFs.

Oh and i've been listening to this

Almost as cool as this.

Meh

since were posting random links too youtube
EVERYSINGLE ONE OF YOU HAS TOO LOOK AT THIS 
its funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My5kZUfqxYM&feature=related

[Azint]

cannedcream wrote...

if you could pick a song for tali to striptease too what would it be and why lol

Wait, just thought of the perfect song!

"Stripped" by Rammstein.
I can see it in my head, and it is a thing of beauty.

OH **** YEAH!

[sergio71785]

[cannedcream]

MMA7FF wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

That is kind of... odd.
Personally, one of me and two MILFs sounds better.  Or even better than that, one of me and two hot college chicks.  Or even better than that, me, Liara, Tali, and Miranda.

Hmmm....

*runs off to research Thorian mind control*

Wait, I'm coming with you.

Kicks Pauravi and cannedcream in the nuts and runs off with Tali and Liara*

[Lord_Moose]

if you could pick a song for tali to striptease too what would it be and why lol

BAH!
Why should I get all the fun! Tali, Have a seat *bites onto a rose*
EDI, Hit it.
<3

[cannedcream]

Azint wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

if you could pick a song for tali to striptease too what would it be and why lol

Wait, just thought of the perfect song!

"Stripped" by Rammstein.
I can see it in my head, and it is a thing of beauty.

OH **** YEAH!

I know, right?

[Goat_Shepard]

What if the penultimate reason they didn't show Tali's face in ME2 was................
Disc space. They had to choose between Space Hamster and Tali's face and held a vote 

[MMA7FF]

cannedcream wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

That is kind of... odd.
Personally, one of me and two MILFs sounds better.  Or even better than that, one of me and two hot college chicks.  Or even better than that, me, Liara, Tali, and Miranda.

Hmmm....

*runs off to research Thorian mind control*

Wait, I'm coming with you.

Kicks Pauravi and cannedcream in the nuts and runs off with Tali and Liara*

FACE 

[SleeperSyndrome123]

Lord_Moose wrote...

if you could pick a song for tali to striptease too what would it be and why lol

BAH!
Why should I get all the fun! Tali, Have a seat *bites onto a rose*
EDI, Hit it.
<3

Shepard's secret past time.

Stripping.

[wolfstanus]

Jake71887 wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

STFU and love Tali.

STFU and love me...


LOVE ME 

er.... I didn't know the Illusive man swung that way

[Jake71887]

Lord_Moose wrote...

if you could pick a song for tali to striptease too what would it be and why lol

BAH!
Why should I get all the fun! Tali, Have a seat *bites onto a rose*
EDI, Hit it.
<3

You're a bit late 

[Lord_Moose]

SleeperSyndrome123 wrote...

Lord_Moose wrote...

if you could pick a song for tali to striptease too what would it be and why lol

BAH!
Why should I get all the fun! Tali, Have a seat *bites onto a rose*
EDI, Hit it.
<3

Shepard's secret past time.

Stripping.

Well Tali did say Quarians really respect dancers, and Shep only breaks out the boogy for special occations

[cannedcream]

Jake71887 wrote...

Lord_Moose wrote...

JAYNE, The Man They Call JAAAYNE

You're my new best friend 

[Azint]

I call it Vera.

[MMA7FF]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

What if the penultimate reason they didn't show Tali's face in ME2 was................
Disc space. They had to choose between Space Hamster and Tali's face and held a vote 

I do love space hamster
even tho it cost like 10 grand and does absolutely nothing...<_<

[GMR25]

Azint wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

So i'm back and it appears you're talking about... Masturbation, bloody Tali, and MILFs.

Oh and i've been listening to this

Almost as cool as this.

Meh

Can't beat the legends.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgsoJrzplUI

[SleeperSyndrome123]

MMA7FF wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

What if the penultimate reason they didn't show Tali's face in ME2 was................
Disc space. They had to choose between Space Hamster and Tali's face and held a vote 

I do love space hamster
even tho it cost like 10 grand and does absolutely nothing...<_<

The Space Hamster is the reason I get up every morning.

Everything I do, I do it for the Space Hamster.