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[RevanKun123]

Beyonder101 wrote...

that looks painfull, I can´t hardly reach my toes

...If you look her face, she seem to find that fun and hard.
Not painfull
(No joke about what I just said !)

[F4ceYourFe4r]

hopefully it works now..

[Jake71887]

RevanKun123 wrote...

Beyonder101 wrote...

that looks painfull, I can´t hardly reach my toes

...If you look her face, she seem to find that fun and hard.
Not painfull
(No joke about what I just said !)

Like you weren't implying anything with your fun and hard comment, you sly dog Revan 

[Terrorfex]

RevanKun123 wrote...

Beyonder101 wrote...

that looks painfull, I can´t hardly reach my toes

...If you look her face, she seem to find that fun and hard.

Awwwwwwwwwwww yeah, Revvybaby. <3

[RevanKun123]

Jake71887 wrote...

RevanKun123 wrote...

Beyonder101 wrote...

that looks painfull, I can´t hardly reach my toes

...If you look her face, she seem to find that fun and hard.
Not painfull
(No joke about what I just said !)

Like you weren't implying anything with your fun and hard comment, you sly dog Revan 

I was not.
and YOU stop implying things.

[RevanKun123]

Terrorfex wrote...

RevanKun123 wrote...

Beyonder101 wrote...

that looks painfull, I can´t hardly reach my toes

...If you look her face, she seem to find that fun and hard.

Awwwwwwwwwwww yeah, Revvybaby. <3

I said No joke about what I said.
And stop calling me that.

[Beyonder101]

Still prefere Tali´s hips

[Jake71887]

RevanKun123 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

RevanKun123 wrote...

Beyonder101 wrote...

that looks painfull, I can´t hardly reach my toes

...If you look her face, she seem to find that fun and hard.
Not painfull
(No joke about what I just said !)

Like you weren't implying anything with your fun and hard comment, you sly dog Revan 

I was not.
and YOU stop implying things.

Imply? Me? Pssh... I'd never 




I usually come right out and say what I'm thinking 

[Roninraver]

Beyonder101 wrote...

that looks painfull, I can´t hardly reach my toes

Indeed.  She doesn't have better hips than Tali at all.  If anything she has worse ones, judging by how far she is able to rotate them.  How would she engage in combat with those hips?  I can see it now...

Shepard:  Yoga-Lady, cover our flank, the Geth will try and hit us from that side!

Yoga-Lady:  No can do, commander.  I'm incapacitated at the moment, send Garrus instead!

Shepard:  Wha...?
*sees Yoga-Lady attempting to slink behind cover.  The weight of the assault rifle she had been carrying causing her upper torso to fold in half and hang below her hips, leaving the top of her head to dig a trough in the earth as she waddles backwards to a chest-high wall*

Garrus:  ...something something reach and flexibility.
*snaps a photo with his omni-tool*

No thanks.  Tali's hips are perfectly engineered.  They possess the proper range of motion necessary to ensure functionality on the battlefield.  And they are sturdy enough to not mechanically fail during activities off the field of battle as well.

[RevanKun123]

Jake71887 wrote...

Imply? Me? Pssh... I'd never 
I usually come right out and say what I'm thinking 

You are a manipulative wicked person.

[Jake71887]

Roninraver wrote...

Beyonder101 wrote...

that looks painfull, I can´t hardly reach my toes

Indeed.  She doesn't have better hips than Tali at all.  If anything she has worse ones, judging by how far she is able to rotate them.  How would she engage in combat with those hips?  I can see it now...

Shepard:  Yoga-Lady, cover our flank, the Geth will try and hit us from that side!

Yoga-Lady:  No can do, commander.  I'm incapacitated at the moment, send Garrus instead!

Shepard:  Wha...?
*sees Yoga-Lady attempting to slink behind cover.  The weight of the assault rifle she had been carrying causing her upper torso to fold in half and hang below her hips, leaving the top of her head to dig a trough in the earth as she waddles backwards to a chest-high wall*

Garrus:  ...something something reach and flexibility.
*snaps a photo with his omni-tool*

No thanks.  Tali's hips are perfectly engineered.  They possess the proper range of motion necessary to ensure functionality on the battlefield.  And they are sturdy enough to not mechanically fail during activities off the field of battle as well.

My god man... Who thinks about combat when looking at hips? 

[RevanKun123]

Jake71887 wrote...
My god man... Who thinks about combat when looking at hips? 

Why does people look at hips in first place?

[Jake71887]

RevanKun123 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...
My god man... Who thinks about combat when looking at hips? 

Why does people look at hips in first place?

Instinctual practices relating to birthing capabilities. 

[Roninraver]

Jake71887 wrote...
My god man... Who thinks about combat when looking at hips? 

I do.  I'm a practical person.  If the woman possessing the hips cannot live through an engagement, the other functions of those hips will never have a chance to be realized, thus not mattering.  Dead hips make no babies.

It's all about survival of the fittest.

[cutthecameras]

Jake71887 wrote...

RevanKun123 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...
My god man... Who thinks about combat when looking at hips? 

Why does people look at hips in first place?

Instinctual practices relating to birthing capabilities. 

really? I always thought it was just cus hips are hot. 

Modifié par cutthecameras, 05 mars 2010 - 11:31 .

[Jake71887]

Roninraver wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...
My god man... Who thinks about combat when looking at hips? 

I do.  I'm a practical person.  If the woman possessing the hips cannot live through an engagement, the other functions of those hips will never have a chance to be realized, thus not mattering.  Dead hips make no babies.

It's all about survival of the fittest.

That's why I don't take Tali on combat missions... I need her in good fighting form for when I get back to put her through her paces 

[Jake71887]

cutthecameras wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

RevanKun123 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...
My god man... Who thinks about combat when looking at hips? 

Why does people look at hips in first place?

Instinctual practices relating to birthing capabilities. 

really? I always thought it was just cus hips are hot. 

I've never really found hips attractive really too look at, good to grab and hold onto; but not really to look at... I have boobs and faces to satisfy my eyes 

[RevanKun123]

cutthecameras wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

RevanKun123 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...
My god man... Who thinks about combat when looking at hips? 

Why does people look at hips in first place?

Instinctual practices relating to birthing capabilities. 

really? I always thought it was just cus hips are hot. 

I thought it was because people have a mental disorder.

[cutthecameras]

Jake71887 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

RevanKun123 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...
My god man... Who thinks about combat when looking at hips? 

Why does people look at hips in first place?

Instinctual practices relating to birthing capabilities. 

really? I always thought it was just cus hips are hot. 

I've never really found hips attractive really too look at, good to grab and hold onto; but not really to look at... I have boobs and faces to satisfy my eyes 

it's the whole package..the face, boobs, hips, which leads the eyes to the butt, legs, feet. 
...wow
pervert reporting for duty? 

[Collider]

Come on. Tali's hips and rear are totally sexy. Course her personality is what matters the most, though.

[RevanKun123]

Collider wrote...

Come on. Tali's hips and rear are totally sexy. Course her personality is what matters the most, though.

I agree with the personality part.
However with the hips and rear part, I don't.

[LexRage]

[smilie]http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/457/tali1.jpg[/smilie]

Modifié par LexRage, 05 mars 2010 - 11:37 .

[Jake71887]

cutthecameras wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

RevanKun123 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...
My god man... Who thinks about combat when looking at hips? 

Why does people look at hips in first place?

Instinctual practices relating to birthing capabilities. 

really? I always thought it was just cus hips are hot. 

I've never really found hips attractive really too look at, good to grab and hold onto; but not really to look at... I have boobs and faces to satisfy my eyes 

it's the whole package..the face, boobs, hips, which leads the eyes to the butt, legs, feet. 
...wow
pervert reporting for duty? 

Stop rubbing it and be objective... Or go rub it and come back and be objective... we need you on your game 

[Roninraver]

Jake71887 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

RevanKun123 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...
My god man... Who thinks about combat when looking at hips? 

Why does people look at hips in first place?

Instinctual practices relating to birthing capabilities. 

really? I always thought it was just cus hips are hot. 

I've never really found hips attractive really too look at, good to grab and hold onto; but not really to look at... I have boobs and faces to satisfy my eyes 

I do look at them, as well as the physical form in its entirety.  I'm guilty of listening to my selfish genes, and selecting prospective mates by their merits and potential breeding ability.  I am also guilty of once or twice putting a prospective mate through a grueling physical activity or seven, to assess her overall level of fitness.

And Tali is at my side throughout every mission, proving her worthiness time and again.  She would birth strong children, ensuring our selfish genes' survival into the next generation and beyond.

[Jake71887]

RevanKun123 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

RevanKun123 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...
My god man... Who thinks about combat when looking at hips? 

Why does people look at hips in first place?

Instinctual practices relating to birthing capabilities. 

really? I always thought it was just cus hips are hot. 

I thought it was because people have a mental disorder.

being attracted to other human beings doesn't mean there's anything wrong with you, now being attracted to other things may be....