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[HipHop402]

CrAzyManMike wrote...

HipHop402 wrote...

Quagmire: Hey baby what's your name.. no no no wait heh, let me guess. shaaah and bang!
Tali: Actually its Tali, is there something i can do for you?
Quagmire: Sure gorgeous, bend over so i can finish my conversation with your friend. ALRIGHT!
Shepard: *Punches square in the face*
Quagmire: *bounces back* a little violent for your taste isn't he? call me when you drop this zero baby. GIGGITY!
Shepard: *throws out of the bar*

You forgot to add "I have a shotgun" somewhere in there

Think you just did that for me xD besides i don't like to quote in game voice overs that often it seems tacky lol that and i think of most of this off the top of my head. its fun being random TRY IT!

[solazz]

[byne]

Scalpels wrote...

Why are their eyes still glowing?

[MMA7FF]

WOOOAHH really off topic but did any of you kno that if you look up in jokers cockpit you can close the shudders on the windows???

totally useless but cool haha

[CrAzyManMike]

sergio71785 wrote...

 

Tali: Shepard, isn't that view beautiful? 

Shepard: It's very beautiful, but it's still only the second nicest thing to look at on this planet.

Tali: *Quarian pounce*

Quarian Pounce....right there next to Hulk Smash...

[byne]

solazz wrote...

What is this I dont even

[Angelraid]

byne wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Krimson_Wolf wrote...

3 easiest ways to keep Tali alive. 1) Pick Tali has your love interest and pick her for the as the Tech SP. 2) Ether send her or Mordin back to the ship with the crew. 3) Take her with you for the final boss battle (for some reason she always dies then)

You silly man, just do her loyalty mission and keep her in your squad the whole time. She got shot in the head once while closing the doors because Samara was my 1st Distraction leader and I must say I never hit the power button on my xbox so fast 

Miranda: We need someone who can command loyalty through experience
*thinks about who has most experience. Chooses Samara*
Specialist dies.

F**k you Miranda, and your evil lies!

LOL my shepard was like

Miranda: We need someone who can command loyalty through experience
Shep: Miranda.... Your the right hand of cerberus, and everyone hates you cuase your a ****. We need someone that everyone will trust. Garrus, your gonna lead the second squad.
Miranda:
Shep:

[Felipe 058]

byne wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Krimson_Wolf wrote...

3 easiest ways to keep Tali alive. 1) Pick Tali has your love interest and pick her for the as the Tech SP. 2) Ether send her or Mordin back to the ship with the crew. 3) Take her with you for the final boss battle (for some reason she always dies then)

You silly man, just do her loyalty mission and keep her in your squad the whole time. She got shot in the head once while closing the doors because Samara was my 1st Distraction leader and I must say I never hit the power button on my xbox so fast 

Miranda: We need someone who can command loyalty through experience
*thinks about who has most experience. Chooses Samara*
Specialist dies.

F**k you Miranda, and your evil lies!

No kidding! I chose Zaeed. Legion and Tali died five times. Each. Before I realized he was always the only survivor on his previous missions *facepalm*

[MMA7FF]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Ok guys. I have to head off. Will be on steam for a few more minutes.
May Tali be with us always. Never stop your actions; be brave in all you do.
Keelah Se'lai.

keelah se'lai

[solazz]

Yes, I managed to post that picture without anyone's help! HA, IN YOUR COLLECTIVE FACES FOR NOT HELPING ME.



And then you still get the rewards anyways. Ok, I guess I lose.

[byne]

solazz wrote...

Yes, I managed to post that picture without anyone's help! HA, IN YOUR COLLECTIVE FACES FOR NOT HELPING ME.

And then you still get the rewards anyways. Ok, I guess I lose.

Did you even ask for help? If I'd seen you asking for help, I'd have helped you.

[CrAzyManMike]

HipHop402 wrote...

CrAzyManMike wrote...

HipHop402 wrote...

Quagmire: Hey baby what's your name.. no no no wait heh, let me guess. shaaah and bang!
Tali: Actually its Tali, is there something i can do for you?
Quagmire: Sure gorgeous, bend over so i can finish my conversation with your friend. ALRIGHT!
Shepard: *Punches square in the face*
Quagmire: *bounces back* a little violent for your taste isn't he? call me when you drop this zero baby. GIGGITY!
Shepard: *throws out of the bar*

You forgot to add "I have a shotgun" somewhere in there

Think you just did that for me xD besides i don't like to quote in game voice overs that often it seems tacky lol that and i think of most of this off the top of my head. its fun being random TRY IT!

I can be random...when it's not early in the morning...although really that should be the time when I should be the most random...point taken

[videowiz186]

videowiz186 wrote...

Shameless Self Promotion!

Have completed Part 16 of Salvation or Destruction!

Read and comment!

Warning. Have to be strong willed to read.

Here is link.

Again. Carry over.

[solazz]

byne wrote...

solazz wrote...

Yes, I managed to post that picture without anyone's help! HA, IN YOUR COLLECTIVE FACES FOR NOT HELPING ME.

And then you still get the rewards anyways. Ok, I guess I lose.

Did you even ask for help? If I'd seen you asking for help, I'd have helped you.

Yes, a few posts in on the last page.  But it's ok.  I just took a wild swing at it and got it right.

[Himmelstor]

videowiz186 wrote...

videowiz186 wrote...

Shameless Self Promotion!

Have completed Part 16 of Salvation or Destruction!

Read and comment!

Warning. Have to be strong willed to read.

Here is link.

Again. Carry over.

Prescribed. Again. Still urge tissues.

[chool77]

byne wrote...

chool77 wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

chool77 wrote...

Geth Hunter Alpha wrote...

Mike4PA wrote...

scyphozoa wrote...

chool77 wrote...
take her to lone planet with no one on it and have a picknick  the planet would look like this

*snip*

when this planets-a-rockin...

Its DEM HIPZ... Causing 10.4 quaks... Giggedy!

I wish to respond with a Giggity, but then I know not what a quak is.......

i mean what chick would not love that view




with a view like that you definitely  get boob access lol

It's not that cool.

... so if  took you, put you on a space ship,  took you to this planet , had a nice picknick


you would say... "well iv seen better"    

I may not say that, but it wouldnt get you boob access.

Granted I'm a man, and you wouldnt want manboob access anyhow.

hahahaha... ok ok you got me...


where would you take her

[Lord_Moose]

Lord_Moose wrote...

CrAzyManMike wrote...

3....2....1...GO!
It's your first date with Tali...where do you take her?

Danceing? Show her i dont know just the shepard shu- oh wait thats a terrible idea, i've never danced >.>
Watch star w- nah that'll be like a documentary to her...
Lord Of The Rings?
Cant do anything like moonlight walk on beach because she cant feel the sand under her toes
Sounds like it'd be the sweet cuddle up on a couch and watch a movie.. Gah no, thats First Date, relationship isnt there yet, so Movie is a Terrible Idea.
Maybe, she'd like to go to someone like a Barnes and Noble, we can pick out a nice book, read it together? A smart girl like her could appriciate that, but its a bit of a wild card, i've never heard of anything like it.
Cant take her out to dinner (And do you have any Dextro-DNA paste? Good, she'll have the spinish and i'll have the steak), or see a movie (not a good date to be honest), dancing is out due to lack of skill...
I've Got It. We'll Hit The Arcades. It's worked well in the past, and who wouldn't love to see Tali trying out some DDR ^^ Tali Tali Tali Tali! Try this game, it has a shotgun!
After that and a few convos, hopefully we'll be at Cuddle Capacity and we can watch someone like LotR. I'll hold off on showing her The Thing, that's for another time.

Funny, i thought it out more along the lines of Myself rather then Shepard...

[MMA7FF]

wow wasnt it like 2 days ago we broke our record and now were just murdering our record..

[CrAzyManMike]

Lord_Moose wrote...

Lord_Moose wrote...

CrAzyManMike wrote...

3....2....1...GO!
It's your first date with Tali...where do you take her?

Danceing? Show her i dont know just the shepard shu- oh wait thats a terrible idea, i've never danced >.>
Watch star w- nah that'll be like a documentary to her...
Lord Of The Rings?
Cant do anything like moonlight walk on beach because she cant feel the sand under her toes
Sounds like it'd be the sweet cuddle up on a couch and watch a movie.. Gah no, thats First Date, relationship isnt there yet, so Movie is a Terrible Idea.
Maybe, she'd like to go to someone like a Barnes and Noble, we can pick out a nice book, read it together? A smart girl like her could appriciate that, but its a bit of a wild card, i've never heard of anything like it.
Cant take her out to dinner (And do you have any Dextro-DNA paste? Good, she'll have the spinish and i'll have the steak), or see a movie (not a good date to be honest), dancing is out due to lack of skill...
I've Got It. We'll Hit The Arcades. It's worked well in the past, and who wouldn't love to see Tali trying out some DDR ^^ Tali Tali Tali Tali! Try this game, it has a shotgun!
After that and a few convos, hopefully we'll be at Cuddle Capacity and we can watch someone like LotR. I'll hold off on showing her The Thing, that's for another time.

Funny, i thought it out more along the lines of Myself rather then Shepard...

It was more along the lines of the individual..not so much an in game character

[Scalpels]

Must go tend soldering burns again. May return later.



Keelah Se'Lai

[sergio71785]

Tali: Hey Shepard?

Shepard: Yes Tali?

Tali: I don't suppose we have some extra resources? I need about 100,000 units of Iridium and Platinum...

Shepard: Whoa, One hundred THOUSAND units of Iridium and platinum? I'm sorry Tali, we just don't have that. What could you possibly need those resources for anyway?

Tali: Oh...it's okay, I understand. I was just wondering, because I found these plans on the extranet for a continuous  sterilization unit for your cabin that would let me be out of my suit and--

Shepard: EDI! START SCANNING EVERY PLANET IN THE SYSTEM. Launch every probe we have! LAUNCH PROBES EVERYWHERE! NOW!

Modifié par sergio71785, 06 mars 2010 - 07:15 .

[cutthecameras]

Scalpels wrote...


Must go tend soldering burns again. May return later.

Keelah Se'Lai

WOW. I like.

[Goat_Shepard]

Scalpels wrote...


Must go tend soldering burns again. May return later.

Keelah Se'Lai

OH KEELAH THAT'S HAWT! Wish FemShep could look like this, too bad I can't make an attractive custom face to save my life. Go Sheploo!

[videowiz186]

videowiz186 wrote...

videowiz186 wrote...

Shameless Self Promotion!

Have completed Part 16 of Salvation or Destruction!

Read and comment!

Warning. Have to be strong willed to read.

Here is link.

Carry over.

Again. Am carrying over. Am becoming sad. No comments.